I assume he's in his forties. Jane is 17 in GE. Go for it Mwamba! I'd write it myself but I'm not ready for fanfiction yet (will try my hand at it after I'm done with junior college)

'Jane, I am your Father.'

No, it's stupid.

She'd say a lot more than "NOOOooo" to him. More like "Ewww"

Seriouly. I still can't make Honorious strip dance in the coffin, comes out humor.

What's wrong with humor?

Just try writing humor one time. It's not going to kill you. Unless you suck at humor like that Faerie guy, then you're exempt.

No, I want it to be disturbing.

Yes, but trust me. It's going to be very hard to pull off this fic without humor.

You said the same about hammmers.

Yes, but...

Like I said. Just e-mail what you have.

This will be hilarious.

Okay, Okay. Let me finish it and We'll see who laughs last.

Those who laugh last think slowest.
-Proverb


:D

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2915708/4/

:lol:

He who laughs last probably didnt even get the joke in the first place

magicians can't have kids? i don't remember that part, I need to reread the books. Unfortunately, this weekend is already saved for re-reading Artemis Fowl

but nate's childhood..what can I say? Underwood was so judging and unhappy with him, that Nat wanted to PROVE that he's better then Underwood. I kind of understand that.

No, magicians can't have kids...

Which is the reason why there are apprentices instead of families.

Having kids leads to the whole "I'm royal, my bloodline is better than yours thing" so they have apprentices instead.

And Post, though reading it will probably scar me for life, (the others have done a fine job of it already) I wish you luck in your newest fanfic.

I like it, but I swear you said it was going to be Kitty/blueberry??

..."Because only blueberrys can satisfy" or something along those lines?

Amen to that

So is it physically impossible for magicians to have kids, or is It a law or something because of bloodline?