King of the hill 3

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Adele Djinni
8 Oct 08 - 22:21
Dansariki wrote: I didn't know Adele was a chick..
what made you think I was a guy?


and... you are a guy right?
AIONIOS
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Apollo Marid
8 Oct 08 - 22:27
David Cat wrote:David Cat respawns and fires four Desert Eagles at Apollo, each one taking out an elbow or knee joint. Now unable to move his arms or legs, Apollo is powerless to stop David Cat taking out his trusty crowbar and slowly, mercilessly, deliciously levering Apollo's eyes out. David Cat drinks Apollo's blood and eyeball fluid and then makes himself sick, and drowns Apollo in the sick.

*blink*

errr, the hill is mine.
Though he may be unable to top that at this time, The Great and Admirable Apollo fires an arrow at David Cat. The arrow impacts on DC's forehead, and David Cat is struck down.

Apollo drives his chariot to the top ofthe Hill, where he remains.
8 Oct 08 - 22:28
Captain Internetsknocks The Great and Admirable Apollo off his high horse, and recaims the hill.
sentynel is gay
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Adele Djinni
8 Oct 08 - 22:30
Adele... now since her gender was straightened out, is no longer confused and trips DC on his way up the hill and take over the hill
AIONIOS
8 Oct 08 - 22:33
(hmm, seems I typoed in my above post. Can't be arsed to fix it.)
Captain Internetsunleashes a frenzied spinning kick at Adele, breaking all her ribs, and propelling her into a sharp tree branch which impales her through the heart.
sentynel is gay
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Adele Djinni
8 Oct 08 - 22:35
looks like I am done with this game... I can't get off off the tree fast enough and I bleed to deat, not to mention I would have died anyway
AIONIOS
8 Oct 08 - 22:36
oh come on! death means nothing in this game!
sentynel is gay
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Nero Higher Spirit
8 Oct 08 - 22:37
Yes. You would have been some mangled up piece of meat. The rest of us would just have screwed up testicles.
8 Oct 08 - 22:39
...so is no one going to take the hill from me? *sniff*
sentynel is gay
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Adele Djinni
8 Oct 08 - 22:48
The lifeless from of adele is posessed by some kind of magic... she peels herself off the tree saying to herself "for Sentynel... I must... win... I will... Avenge you... My... Love" Adele takes a grenade from her back pocked, removes the pin, throws it at DC, watches the shrapnel (sp?) stick him everywhere... She laughs when his balls start bleeding, and takes over the hill
AIONIOS
8 Oct 08 - 22:51
as I said before, my ballz are armour plated.
Captain Internetsleaps into the air and pulls out a handful of shurikans. Captain Internetsthrows them one by one at Adele, slicing her open in twelve different places, causing her to bleed to death.
Captain Internetsreclaims the hill.
sentynel is gay
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Adele Djinni
8 Oct 08 - 22:53
ADele, now very white from all the blood lost, turns into a vampire and gives DC a deathly hicky on his neck. and claims the hill
AIONIOS
8 Oct 08 - 22:54
Captain Internetspulls out a crucifix and kills Adele with it.
You made it very easy for me you know.
sentynel is gay
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Adele Djinni
8 Oct 08 - 22:56
either way you are now turning into a vampre yourself... I come back as a werewolf (resiliant to silver bullets) and rip you to peices with my strong jaw
AIONIOS
8 Oct 08 - 22:57
I piece myself back together and obliterate your head with a handheld cannon.
sentynel is gay
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Adele Djinni
8 Oct 08 - 22:58
ditto
AIONIOS
8 Oct 08 - 22:59
ditto
sentynel is gay
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Adele Djinni
8 Oct 08 - 23:00
ditto
AIONIOS
8 Oct 08 - 23:01
ditto
sentynel is gay
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Adele Djinni
8 Oct 08 - 23:04
stop ditto-ing me....

I take a needle and so your mouth shut... on second thought, I take a sword and cut your hands off, no more ditto for you.
AIONIOS

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