King of the hill 3

General Chat
8 Oct 08 - 23:08
I rip off your mouth. Not for any particular reason.
I kill you and take the hill.
sentynel is gay
User Avatar
Adele Djinni
8 Oct 08 - 23:35
I wake up from the dead... kick you in and break your back... And stand on top of you so I have a better view of my kingdom!
AIONIOS
8 Oct 08 - 23:52
I come back to life and grab your legs from underneath. While you look astonished at my resilience, I tear both your legs off and beat you to death with the wet ends.
sentynel is gay
User Avatar
Adele Djinni
8 Oct 08 - 23:54
thats sick, but humorous at the same time. I take my legs off of you and start beating you with them.
AIONIOS
8 Oct 08 - 23:56
I block your blows and gouge your eyes out with my spleen.
sentynel is gay
User Avatar
Adele Djinni
9 Oct 08 - 00:00
uh huh... your pretty talented to do that. But I don't need my eyes, I grab you by the throat and strangle you to death
AIONIOS
9 Oct 08 - 00:01
I break your wrist in seventeen different places and stab you to death with the shards of bone sticking out.
sentynel is gay
User Avatar
Adele Djinni
9 Oct 08 - 00:03
I pull a naruto and make a million copies of myself... they all attack you and pulverize you
AIONIOS
User Avatar
Dansariki Higher Spirit
9 Oct 08 - 00:29
As Adele's copies dissappear, I come up and shoot her in the head.
Knowledge is Power, Power Corrupts, and Corruption Destroys.

Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's troublesome.
~Isaac Asimov
There was never a good war, or a bad peace.
~Benjamin Franklin
You can kill a man but you can't kill an idea.
~Medgar Evers

CaffeineRiot.com
User Avatar
9 Oct 08 - 01:21
David Cat wrote:David Cat kicks Hogwarts in the nuts and steals the hill
You don't really care about whether someone's male or female do you?

Nothing to do with the hill whatsoever: *gets ticked off at DC and throws baseball bats and balls at him so that he'll suffocate under a huge pile of bats* IT'S TIME FOR YOU TO GET SOME PUNISHMENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Okay, I'm calm now...

HogwartsHokage throws tear gas at Dansariki.

Edit: Sorry, that was just one of my violent phases...
"I witnessed an astronomical event, something as I watched I know I'd never see again. Pure truth." (House)
User Avatar
Nero Higher Spirit
9 Oct 08 - 01:38
XxHogwartsHokagexX wrote:
David Cat wrote:David Cat kicks Hogwarts in the nuts and steals the hill
You don't really care about whether someone's male or female do you?

Nothing to do with the hill whatsoever: *gets ticked off at DC and throws baseball bats and balls at him so that he'll suffocate under a huge pile of bats* IT'S TIME FOR YOU TO GET SOME PUNISHMENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Okay, I'm calm now...

XxHogwartsHokagexX throws tear gas at Dansariki.

Edit: Sorry, that was just one of my violent phases...
WHOA, HH, that was wild for you....
User Avatar
Dansariki Higher Spirit
9 Oct 08 - 01:39
I get the feeling.
Waving aside the gas, I take on of Hogwart's tear gas canisters and shove it down her throat.
She unwittingly swallows...

(hill be mine)
Knowledge is Power, Power Corrupts, and Corruption Destroys.

Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's troublesome.
~Isaac Asimov
There was never a good war, or a bad peace.
~Benjamin Franklin
You can kill a man but you can't kill an idea.
~Medgar Evers

CaffeineRiot.com
User Avatar
9 Oct 08 - 01:53
FuzzyLobster makes a very loud noise deafening Danny momentarily and allowing FuzzyLobster to push him down the hill.

Yeah, mine now.


FOUNDER OF THE SAM THE BARMAN FANCLUB: QUOTE IN YOUR SIG TO JOIN
User Avatar
9 Oct 08 - 01:55
HogwartsHokage uses a bulldozer and drives it into Fuzzy to push her off the hill.

Now it's mine.
"I witnessed an astronomical event, something as I watched I know I'd never see again. Pure truth." (House)
User Avatar
9 Oct 08 - 02:02
Such violent people...

*goes off to protest the war*

It's okay, I'll come back for you one day, hill! :cry:


FOUNDER OF THE SAM THE BARMAN FANCLUB: QUOTE IN YOUR SIG TO JOIN
User Avatar
9 Oct 08 - 02:41
Wasn't that the whole point of the thread? :huh:

Anyway, I'll try not to get mad anymore...

I'm bored. * HogwartsHokage leaves hill, leaving other people to take it*
"I witnessed an astronomical event, something as I watched I know I'd never see again. Pure truth." (House)
9 Oct 08 - 15:12
Captain Internetsclaims the hill and murders Hogwarts for the crack.
sentynel is gay
User Avatar
Adele Djinni
9 Oct 08 - 15:13
before David Cat has time to reply, Adele takes the hill by shooting you all with a machine gun
AIONIOS
9 Oct 08 - 15:15
because Adele is so slow, I have time to dodge the bullets and shoot her in the head with my AK-47.
sentynel is gay
User Avatar
Adele Djinni
9 Oct 08 - 15:16
because DC is slow too... ditto
AIONIOS

Add Reply