Oh, Fuzzy. So nice.

Apollo collects himself, along with some M67s. He hurls them towards the summit of the coveted Hill until Fuzzy is no longer in control.

The sun god takes his place as Hill ruler.

Captain Internetskicks the Sun God in the nuts and reclaims the hill.

Gandalf flies in out of nowhere and smacks DC in the face with his staff and I take over the hill

Captain Internetskicks Gandalf and Adele in the nuts and reclaims the hill.

Hey I don't have nuts either... so I quickly bounce back from the attack and punch you in the nose and take over the hill

Captain Internetskicks Adele in the face and reclaims the hill.

Adele cries... then she launches the jericho missiles and destroys everything and everyone. The pile of ashes left over is the only hill for miles. Adele steps on the pile of ashes and claims the hill.

At this rate humanity will have evolved to have harder and stronger balls. Including females.

I will just evolve a harder foot.
Captain Internetskicks Adele in the face and reclaims the hill.

Nero wrote:At this rate humanity will have evolved to have harder and stronger balls. Including females.

Roflmao, Very nice.
I didn't know Adele was a chick..

Taking a trusty Louisville slugger, DC's head is bashed it.
Dansariki stands, owning the sorry piece of trash that's passing for a hill.

(New rule request-- Hill is indestructible?)

Apollo takes control of the Hill by removing opposition with an M16.

Gathering somee strength briefly, Dansariki recreates the hill as it was, pristine.
Grabbing the M16 with a hand, Dansariki grabs Apollo's throat and promptly swings him off the hill.

Captain Internetskicks Datsyuk in the nuts and reclaims the hill.

Rolling, Dansariki neatly removes DC's head with a Desert Eagle .50 AE round.

Captain Internetsdecides to stop kicking people because it's getting boring.
Captain Internetspulls out a minigun and blasts Datsyuk to Narnia.

David Cat wrote:David Cat kicks Datsyuk in the nuts and reclaims the hill.

YES! HIGH FIVE DAVID CAT! =D

The Great Apollo rips out David Cat's vains and tendons from his wirsts, after diarming him. David Cat bleeds to death, and tumbles down the Hill, which now belongs to me.

HIGH FIVE NERO!
Captain Internetspulls a giant saw blade out of his arse and throws it at Apollo, neatly slicing off his head.

(ow)

Apollo respawns and jackhammers David Cat into the ground, and takes control of the increasingly bloody hill.

Captain Internetsrespawns and fires four Desert Eagles at Apollo, each one taking out an elbow or knee joint. Now unable to move his arms or legs, Apollo is powerless to stop Captain Internetstaking out his trusty crowbar and slowly, mercilessly, deliciously levering Apollo's eyes out. Captain Internetsdrinks Apollo's blood and eyeball fluid and then makes himself sick, and drowns Apollo in the sick.

*blink*

errr, the hill is mine.