I've decided to be daring and put this in off topic, so don't make it move to the spamzone, people.

I zoom up the king with a smile on my face as I slowly break his ribs and hang him over the battlements by his lip. THE HILL IS MINE!

Okay...

I dump a swimming pool on the kings head. THE HILL IS MINE!

The original, with me, GBM and Mwamba

The slightly more boring one.

Anyways...

Nerosteals Sentynel + Gladstone's ninja powers and slices Fuzzy to pieces before she can read her PM box.

Captain Internetskicks Nero in the nuts. Really really hard.

Apollofrags David Cat.

My Hill.

Captain Internetssnipes Apollo from his spawn point.

NeroRPG's David Cat's nuts.

THEN

Nerosets barbed wire around the hill, with a billion mines.

Dansariki hops over the wire, sends Nero flying with a well-placed detonation, and waits.

Nero wrote:The original, with me, GBM and Mwamba

Grrr...I can't even edit a typo I made and it keeps saying I can't post in a locked topic. Screw you.

While Danny is waiting like an idiot, Mwamba kicks him where it hurts and walks on top of the hill.

Getting up, Dansariki turns and mutters.
"Ow"
Laughing, Mwamba tumbles down the edge of the hill, right into the barbed wire dear Nero layed.

Mwamba digs up from underneath. (Yeah, not very violent, but meh.)

Dansariki wrote:Dansariki hops over the wire, sends Nero flying with a well-placed detonation, and waits.

....

Since when were we djinn?

And how'd you hope over the wire?

No matter

Neroturns into big fat bird and picks Datsuyk and throws him onto Mwamba. They go flying down the hill, into the wire and blowing up all the mines.

Emperor Nero!

Ya know, we should use photo shop, so that we can keep track of it all..

Nah, it'd take too long.
Would look cool though.
I chose this name based on the idea that it'd be a good spirit name.

Pickiing myself up, I throw Mwamba at Nero. Ducking, Nero tosses a pair of grenades, one at a landing Mwamba, the other at me.
Running and jumping, I barely miss the blast radius, and trying and failing to ride the wave, slam into Nero, knocking him out briefly.

So complicated...

Nerowakes self up and beats Dansariki with Hogwart's baseball bat. Neroruns up the hill and sets up camp.

Simple and effective. The hill is mine!

Why am I being thrown around like a cannon? -.-

Because its fun.

What he said.
Firing a rocket into Nero's camp, Dansariki strolls right on in, looking around...

Gingerbreadman throws a squid at mwamba, which then asplodes, moving slowly, it draws the LHC from a bag. The LHC creates a black hole. Everyone dies except gingerbreadman who has fun with a cheesegrater.

abel enters universe (read:thread) and grates gbm to little bits with his cheesegrater.

*is king*

Gingerbreadman summons a small army of leprechauns to distract abel. Then I do unspeakable things involving a penguin, a monkey wrench
and a helium baloon.


THE HILL IS MINE!