David Cat wrote:David Cat kicks Fuzzy in the nuts and reclaims the hill.

Not again...

*walks up hill with laywer*

I'm a girl! You can't do that and expect it to have an affect!

THE HILL IS MINE!!!

Apollo brutally strangles FuzzyLobster and reconstructs the Hill that he nuked.

The Hill now belongs to its rightful owner.

Nerofinds a flaw in the building, and with one kick sends it crashing, Apollo crushed within its foundations.

FuzzyLobster hits Nero on the head with a bit of fallen rock.

THE HILL--

Wait. Is it still a hill? I'm confused.

That's what it probably is now. To actual size. With a crapload of nuts rolling around.

*reconstructs perfectly*

Claims Hill, snipes oncoming members.

HogwartsHokage throws bomb at Apollo's hill from afar in an airplane, and jumps down to claim it

Captain Internetskicks Hogwarts in the nuts and steals the hill

Out of nowhere Adele charges DavidCat and takes a sithe to his legs. first his left leg rolls down the hill without him. Slowly his body tumbles to the ground as he screams in agony. like jack, he rolls down the hill, his right leg gets thrown down to him and Adele takes over the hill

Guu eats everyone. Nothing can be done to get out of Guu's stmach, she has no nuts, and no hills can be constructed inside there.
Edit: Isn't that the crater that didn't make the dinosaurs extinct?

Captain Internetsgets out of Guu's stomach anyway and kicks her in her non existent nuts.
The hill is mine once again.

Gingerbreadman wrote:Edit: Isn't that the crater that didn't make the dinosaurs extinct?

Yes.

What, the Chixalub thing?
However you spell it...

Shoving a shotgun into David's stomach, Dansariki pulls the trigger with a finger, letting the recoil send it flying into Nero's face, breaking his nose and shoving a piece of bone into his brain, killing him.
Bodies and head rolling left and right, Dansariki claims the hill with a roar.

Why would I be that directly behind the shotgun? Even if I was, then you'd have dropped the gun if the recoil's that powerful. And since it's at the waist (into the stomach), unless I was kneeling, it'd have no effect what so ever.

So after Datsyuk kills DC for me, I slice him up with my kanata, as his slow shotgun allows me to kill him easily.

I take the hill with barely any effort.

Captain Internetskicks Nero in the face, and reclaims the hill (and patches himself up)

FuzzyLobster hits David Cat over the head with a frying pan and rolls him down the hill.

THIS HILL IS MINE!!!



Hey, am I the only one who can take this hill without killing anyone?

No. I kick people in the nuts. Painful but not fatal.
Captain Internetskicks Fuzzy in the nuts and reclaims the hill.

Fuzzy doesn't have any nuts.
Mwamba drives everybody off by playing the My Immortal readings on YouTube and claims the hill.

With earplugs installed, Apollo snaps Mwamba's spine.

The Hill is mine.

Violence, violence.

FuzzyLobster reads Eldest to Apollo whilst he screams in terror. FuzzyLobster uses this distraction to put him in a wagon and let him roll down the hill.

THE HILL IS MINE!!!!!!!!!!!