King of the hill 3

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Mwamba Higher Spirit
19 Jan 09 - 03:22
[Insert creativity here that's censored because its awesomeness is too much for you all to handle.]
Mine.
流口水的婊子和猴子的笨儿子。
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Umbreo Utukku
19 Jan 09 - 04:41
In medieval tradition, I tie Mwamba to a chair, make her put on iron boots which are too big for her, then pour molten lead into them. I claim the hill.
When I set out from the boy's attic window, my head was so full of competing plans and complex strategems that I didn't look where I was going and flew straight into a chimney.

Something symbolic in that. It's what fake freedom does for you.
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Nero Higher Spirit
19 Jan 09 - 22:08
I feed umbreo to a komodo dragon.

Mine.
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Dansariki Higher Spirit
19 Jan 09 - 22:41
I feed Nero to his own dragon.
Knowledge is Power, Power Corrupts, and Corruption Destroys.

Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's troublesome.
~Isaac Asimov
There was never a good war, or a bad peace.
~Benjamin Franklin
You can kill a man but you can't kill an idea.
~Medgar Evers

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Nero Higher Spirit
20 Jan 09 - 00:00
Dansariki wrote:I feed Nero to his own dragon.
The dragon chokes on my stone head and spits it out and hits Datsyuk on the head and knocks his brain off its hinges.

Mine.
20 Jan 09 - 01:03
I chisel Nero's face into something resembling Chris Crocker. Nero immediately commits suicide because of this.

My hill.
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Mwamba Higher Spirit
20 Jan 09 - 01:42
The Chris Crocker fanclub mauls DC to death trying to get him to chisel each of their individual faces.

My hill.
流口水的婊子和猴子的笨儿子。
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Umbreo Utukku
20 Jan 09 - 09:47
I feed DC a poisoned apple, and so he falls into an enchanted sleep which can only be broken when he is kissed by a girl. And no, it doesn't work if it's your mother. Mine.
When I set out from the boy's attic window, my head was so full of competing plans and complex strategems that I didn't look where I was going and flew straight into a chimney.

Something symbolic in that. It's what fake freedom does for you.
20 Jan 09 - 15:29
umbreo wrote:I feed DC a poisoned apple, and so he falls into an enchanted sleep which can only be broken when he is kissed by a girl. And no, it doesn't work if it's your mother. Mine.
Very nice, but in case you hadn't noticed, Mwamba took the hill.

I strap a land mine onto Mwamba's face and detonate it.

My hill.
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Apollo Marid
22 Jan 09 - 21:32
I close DC in an iron maiden.
Edit: Which I light on fire.

Mine.
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Nero Higher Spirit
22 Jan 09 - 22:47
I make Apollo choke on holy water.

Taste of your own medicine.

Mine.
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Umbreo Utukku
22 Jan 09 - 22:52
In Predator fashion I stab Nero through the chest with the twin blades protruding from my arm, then rip out his skull and with it his spine as my trophy. I hang him upside down from a tree and skin him. Mine.
When I set out from the boy's attic window, my head was so full of competing plans and complex strategems that I didn't look where I was going and flew straight into a chimney.

Something symbolic in that. It's what fake freedom does for you.
22 Jan 09 - 23:31
I beat the crap out of Umbreo Aliens-style with a giant mechanical cargo robot thing.
sentynel is gay
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Umbreo Utukku
23 Jan 09 - 01:28
A little mouth comes out of my mouth and goes through DC's head.
When I set out from the boy's attic window, my head was so full of competing plans and complex strategems that I didn't look where I was going and flew straight into a chimney.

Something symbolic in that. It's what fake freedom does for you.
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Dansariki Higher Spirit
1 Feb 09 - 22:10
O.O
I beat you over the head with a brick.
Rawr.
Knowledge is Power, Power Corrupts, and Corruption Destroys.

Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's troublesome.
~Isaac Asimov
There was never a good war, or a bad peace.
~Benjamin Franklin
You can kill a man but you can't kill an idea.
~Medgar Evers

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Umbreo Utukku
3 Feb 09 - 08:36
I wake up and use a garrot to strangle you. Hmmm. It appears we've started talking directly to the victim now. Interesting.
When I set out from the boy's attic window, my head was so full of competing plans and complex strategems that I didn't look where I was going and flew straight into a chimney.

Something symbolic in that. It's what fake freedom does for you.
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Dansariki Higher Spirit
4 Feb 09 - 23:33
Yes, I've been trying to get it around to that for awhile.
Always ends up like this eventually.

I blow you away with a double-barreled shotgun.
Rawr.
Knowledge is Power, Power Corrupts, and Corruption Destroys.

Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's troublesome.
~Isaac Asimov
There was never a good war, or a bad peace.
~Benjamin Franklin
You can kill a man but you can't kill an idea.
~Medgar Evers

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4 Feb 09 - 23:38
I use a .32 Hunting rifle to separate your head from your shoulders, and then loot your corpse for the deed to the hill.
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Dansariki Higher Spirit
6 Feb 09 - 23:52
I grab your hand, throw you off, and use a .22 revolver to kill you.
Fact- .22 has killed the most people in the US.
Makes sense.
Knowledge is Power, Power Corrupts, and Corruption Destroys.

Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's troublesome.
~Isaac Asimov
There was never a good war, or a bad peace.
~Benjamin Franklin
You can kill a man but you can't kill an idea.
~Medgar Evers

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6 Feb 09 - 23:53
I laugh at your puny .22, whip out a .44 magnum and blow your face off.
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