Thanks, Achmed.
*Blows head off*
Bye bye, Achmed.

Oooohhh, jingle bombs jingle bombs
Mine blew up you see
Where are all the virgins
That Bin Laden promised me??

*cough* anyway
I push Datsyuk off the hill.
Mine.

I unleash my guard dog on David Cat, who then scrambles off the hill and up a tree. I claim the hill.

I leap from the tree and piledrive Umbreo into the dirt.

My hill.

I launch DC into space.

My Hill.

I come back from space and stab Apollo in the neck with a fish hook.

My hill.

My dog finally catches up with DC and takes his manhood, if you get my meaning. Mine.

That's happened before, you know.
I bitchslap the dog and DC for sending him.
Mine.
Sometimes you just gotta slap a ho.
;D

I impale Dansariki with a carrot.

Mine.

David Cat wrote:I come back from space and stab Apollo in the neck with a fish hook.

My hill.

Mind elaborating how you reenter the atmosphere and survive the vacuum?

Nero wrote:

David Cat wrote:I come back from space and stab Apollo in the neck with a fish hook.

My hill.

Mind elaborating how you reenter the atmosphere and survive the vacuum?

I'm the goddamn Batman!!

David Cat wrote:

Nero wrote:

David Cat wrote:I come back from space and stab Apollo in the neck with a fish hook.

My hill.

Mind elaborating how you reenter the atmosphere and survive the vacuum?

I'm the goddamn Batman!!

The correct answer was in fact "fly back in a stolen space suit, riding a maniacally laughing robot Dracula with rockets in its feet." Clearly you are not as awesome as Dr McNinja.

I beat the crap out of you three with a large cooler and claim my hill!

I shove an angry jackal down your throat. It kills you.

My Hill.

I throw a wet cat at you.
Mine!

I shove a polystyrene cup down your throat and you choke to death. Mine.

I unleash my cobra onto Umbreo.

Mine.

I cast Living Bomb on Nero, and he runs around trying to decide what to do. He then attempts to dispel Living Bomb, which makes it detonate, killing him.

My hill.

I give DC a regular book as a belated Christmas present. He, being suspicious, takes the book and has it examined in every method possible. Declared safe, he begins to read it. But because Nero poisoned the sides of the pages, every time DC moistures his fingers with his tongue, he slowly poisons himself...

Hill is Nero's.

Nero wrote:every time DC moistures his fingers with his tongue

I never do that, don't want to make the pages wet =P

I turn Nero into a sheep, leaving him to wander aimlessly around for 20 seconds. In the meantime I claim the hill.