King of the hill 3

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Dansariki Higher Spirit
7 Feb 09 - 00:06
I bring out a Desert Eagle and blow a hole through you and the tree behind you.
Knowledge is Power, Power Corrupts, and Corruption Destroys.

Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's troublesome.
~Isaac Asimov
There was never a good war, or a bad peace.
~Benjamin Franklin
You can kill a man but you can't kill an idea.
~Medgar Evers

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7 Feb 09 - 00:08
I bring out a Barrett M82 and pop your head like a melon.
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Dansariki Higher Spirit
7 Feb 09 - 00:09
I appear behind you, grab your heavy (surprisingly so) M82 and beat you with it.
Guns are only as good as the bullets they fire; you were empty.
Knowledge is Power, Power Corrupts, and Corruption Destroys.

Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's troublesome.
~Isaac Asimov
There was never a good war, or a bad peace.
~Benjamin Franklin
You can kill a man but you can't kill an idea.
~Medgar Evers

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7 Feb 09 - 00:11
NO!! I forgot to reload the damn thing!! I fumble frantically for my sidearm, but do not find it. I therefore content myself with shanking you with my combat knife.
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Dansariki Higher Spirit
7 Feb 09 - 00:13
I pull the (nicely crafted) knife out and slice through your pitiful throat.
Knowledge is Power, Power Corrupts, and Corruption Destroys.

Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's troublesome.
~Isaac Asimov
There was never a good war, or a bad peace.
~Benjamin Franklin
You can kill a man but you can't kill an idea.
~Medgar Evers

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Apollo Marid
8 Feb 09 - 04:15
I kill you both with a mechanical pencil.
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Mwamba Higher Spirit
9 Feb 09 - 01:05
I steal the lead in it and poke you in the eye.
流口水的婊子和猴子的笨儿子。
9 Feb 09 - 01:08
I decaffeinate you.
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Dansariki Higher Spirit
9 Feb 09 - 21:04
*giggle*
I kill you with an overdose of caffeine.
Possible, you know.
just need a lot of pure caffeine.
Knowledge is Power, Power Corrupts, and Corruption Destroys.

Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's troublesome.
~Isaac Asimov
There was never a good war, or a bad peace.
~Benjamin Franklin
You can kill a man but you can't kill an idea.
~Medgar Evers

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Nero Higher Spirit
9 Feb 09 - 22:02
I inject Datsyuk with a Liter of adrenaline.
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Dansariki Higher Spirit
11 Feb 09 - 21:07
I grab a dirty bomb and blow it, irradiating the hill.
*giggle*
Good thing I'm immune to radiation!
Knowledge is Power, Power Corrupts, and Corruption Destroys.

Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's troublesome.
~Isaac Asimov
There was never a good war, or a bad peace.
~Benjamin Franklin
You can kill a man but you can't kill an idea.
~Medgar Evers

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11 Feb 09 - 22:02
But not to bullets! I shoot you in the face with a high calibre rifle from half a mile away.
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Dansariki Higher Spirit
13 Feb 09 - 00:21
I run like merry hell, and some mysterious satellite wreckage slams into the far hill, killing DC.
Knowledge is Power, Power Corrupts, and Corruption Destroys.

Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's troublesome.
~Isaac Asimov
There was never a good war, or a bad peace.
~Benjamin Franklin
You can kill a man but you can't kill an idea.
~Medgar Evers

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13 Feb 09 - 00:24
Very topical, I approve =P
I unleash upon you the Biting Pear of Salamanca
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Mwamba Higher Spirit
13 Feb 09 - 00:57
I giggle as the bomb planted in that squirrel goes off, decimating that creepy pear.
流口水的婊子和猴子的笨儿子。
13 Feb 09 - 01:03
You may have incapacitated the Biting Pear of Salamanca, but it is I who held the hill at the time. You have achieved nothing.
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Mwamba Higher Spirit
13 Feb 09 - 01:08
Oh yeah...well...I force you to read Eragon/Galbatorix smutfics and you run away screaming your head off. (While simultaneously destroying your affinity for the series.)
流口水的婊子和猴子的笨儿子。
13 Feb 09 - 01:10
Mwamba wrote:Oh yeah...well...I force you to read Eragon/Galbatorix smutfics and you run away screaming your head off. (While simultaneously destroying your affinity for the series.)
Badly-written slash wouldn't cause much more than a raised eyebrow and a tab closure, sorry =P
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Mwamba Higher Spirit
13 Feb 09 - 01:12
But we're in a hypothetical world of a land with a hill, not on the net. So thus, you won't be able to run away that easily. The trees will be doing a dramatic reading of them as well.
流口水的婊子和猴子的笨儿子。
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13 Feb 09 - 01:14
David Cat wrote:Very topical, I approve =P
I unleash upon you the Biting Pear of Salamanca
Not even going to lie, that pear is going to haunt my nightmares.


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