Apollo Marid
12 Jan 09 - 00:16
I sic an eagle to rip DC to shreds.
I again claim the Hill, drenched in so much gore.
I again claim the Hill, drenched in so much gore.
King of the hill 3
General ChatCaptain Internets Golem
12 Jan 09 - 00:17
I grab the eagle by the legs and swing it into Apollo, knocking him off the hill.
Mine.![]()
sentynel is gay
Mine.
sentynel is gayApollo Marid
12 Jan 09 - 00:22
I er...
light David on fire? I'm running out of options.
Anyway, my Hill.
light David on fire? I'm running out of options.
Anyway, my Hill.
Captain Internets Golem
12 Jan 09 - 00:23
I huggle Apollo and burn him to death. Then I extinguish the flames engulfing my body and claim the hill.
Mine.![]()
sentynel is gay
Mine.
sentynel is gayApollo Marid
12 Jan 09 - 00:26
My sun-godly skin doesn't really catch on fire. You just burn my clothing.
After redressing, I rip DC's arms and legs out of all possible sockets with my bare hands. I then rip of his ears, rip out his tounge, and gouge out his eyes. I throw him of the Hill.
After redressing, I rip DC's arms and legs out of all possible sockets with my bare hands. I then rip of his ears, rip out his tounge, and gouge out his eyes. I throw him of the Hill.
Captain Internets Golem
12 Jan 09 - 00:27
I stab through Apollo's sun-godly skin with a croquet hoop.
Mine.![]()
sentynel is gay
Mine.
sentynel is gay
Dansariki Higher Spirit
12 Jan 09 - 20:55
I think that'd only hurt his dignity.
I shove a badminton racket where the sun don't shine and use it to toss DC off the hill.
I shove a badminton racket where the sun don't shine and use it to toss DC off the hill.
Knowledge is Power, Power Corrupts, and Corruption Destroys.
Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's troublesome.
~Isaac Asimov
There was never a good war, or a bad peace.
~Benjamin Franklin
You can kill a man but you can't kill an idea.
~Medgar Evers
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Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's troublesome.
~Isaac Asimov
There was never a good war, or a bad peace.
~Benjamin Franklin
You can kill a man but you can't kill an idea.
~Medgar Evers
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Captain Internets Golem
12 Jan 09 - 20:56
I stagger to my feet and whip a double-barrelled shotgun from the hammerspace. I use the aforementioned shotgun to blow off Datsyuk's head and balls. I claim the hill.![]()
sentynel is gay
sentynel is gayDansariki Higher Spirit
12 Jan 09 - 21:16
Rising, angry, I cut off your miniscule nuts and shove em down your throat.
Choke on em :P
Choke on em :P
Knowledge is Power, Power Corrupts, and Corruption Destroys.
Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's troublesome.
~Isaac Asimov
There was never a good war, or a bad peace.
~Benjamin Franklin
You can kill a man but you can't kill an idea.
~Medgar Evers
CaffeineRiot.com
Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's troublesome.
~Isaac Asimov
There was never a good war, or a bad peace.
~Benjamin Franklin
You can kill a man but you can't kill an idea.
~Medgar Evers
CaffeineRiot.com
Captain Internets Golem
12 Jan 09 - 21:21
Raising my eyebrows at this, I push Datsyuk off the hill, which I claim as my own.![]()
sentynel is gay
sentynel is gayApollo Marid
12 Jan 09 - 21:55
Doesn't shine. You Nevadians and your grammar...Dansariki wrote:I think that'd only hurt his dignity.
I shove a badminton racket where the sun don't shine and use it to toss DC off the hill.
Anyway, I use verbal abuse on DC 'till he cries. I hand him a revolver. He commits suicide. Taking the revolver from his limp hand, I shoot Dansariki.
Dansariki Higher Spirit
12 Jan 09 - 23:06
It was intentional.
*Giant hammer falls, hits Apollo*
I wave and claim my hill.
*Giant hammer falls, hits Apollo*
I wave and claim my hill.
Knowledge is Power, Power Corrupts, and Corruption Destroys.
Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's troublesome.
~Isaac Asimov
There was never a good war, or a bad peace.
~Benjamin Franklin
You can kill a man but you can't kill an idea.
~Medgar Evers
CaffeineRiot.com
Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's troublesome.
~Isaac Asimov
There was never a good war, or a bad peace.
~Benjamin Franklin
You can kill a man but you can't kill an idea.
~Medgar Evers
CaffeineRiot.com
Captain Internets Golem
12 Jan 09 - 23:07
I drown Datsyuk in super soaker water blasts, and graffiti his ronaldo calendar.
My hill.![]()
sentynel is gay
My hill.
sentynel is gayApollo Marid
13 Jan 09 - 02:22
I hang DC on a nearby tree.
Which I set aflame, of course.
Which I set aflame, of course.
Umbreo Utukku
13 Jan 09 - 06:23
Apollo, "where the sun don't shine" is an expression. That's how it's supposed to be said. I put a plastic bag over Apollo's head and he suffocates like the toddler he is. My hill.
When I set out from the boy's attic window, my head was so full of competing plans and complex strategems that I didn't look where I was going and flew straight into a chimney.
Something symbolic in that. It's what fake freedom does for you.
Something symbolic in that. It's what fake freedom does for you.
Captain Internets Golem
13 Jan 09 - 20:59
SILENCE!! I KIILL YOU!!
My hill.![]()
sentynel is gay
My hill.
sentynel is gay
Nathaniel Djinni
13 Jan 09 - 21:17
You said that without moving your lips :PDavid Cat wrote:SILENCE!! I KIILL YOU!!
My hill.
Captain Internets Golem
13 Jan 09 - 21:28
What lips? =PNathaniel wrote:You said that without moving your lips :PDavid Cat wrote:SILENCE!! I KIILL YOU!!
My hill.
sentynel is gayUmbreo Utukku
13 Jan 09 - 23:41
I don't think that one really counts, DC =)
Nice one, Nathaniel.
Nice one, Nathaniel.
When I set out from the boy's attic window, my head was so full of competing plans and complex strategems that I didn't look where I was going and flew straight into a chimney.
Something symbolic in that. It's what fake freedom does for you.
Something symbolic in that. It's what fake freedom does for you.
Captain Internets Golem
14 Jan 09 - 00:07
SILENCE!! I KIILL YOU!!umbreo wrote:I don't think that one really counts, DC =)
sentynel is gay