King of the hill 3

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Umbreo Utukku
10 Jan 09 - 00:18
I hire Alec a personal spelling tutor.
When I set out from the boy's attic window, my head was so full of competing plans and complex strategems that I didn't look where I was going and flew straight into a chimney.

Something symbolic in that. It's what fake freedom does for you.
10 Jan 09 - 00:26
*hours pass*
Alec's spelling tutor suddenly sprints back to Umbreo screaming "I CAN'T HELP HIM, HE'S A LOST CAUSE!!". She accidentally runs into Umbreo causing him to topple off the hill. I walk up and claim it.

Mine.
sentynel is gay
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Apollo Marid
10 Jan 09 - 01:19
Taking in hand a paperclip, a toothpick, an icepick, a ball of yarn, and a stapler, I show David Cat the meaning of pain.

I incinerate the remains.

The Hill is mine.
10 Jan 09 - 01:40
I smash Apollo's head in with a sledgehammer.

Mine.
sentynel is gay
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Mwamba Higher Spirit
10 Jan 09 - 01:47
I throw bits of Apollo's brains at DC.

Mine.
流口水的婊子和猴子的笨儿子。
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Umbreo Utukku
10 Jan 09 - 03:04
I use DC's glowing orange text to melt Mwamba's eyeballs, then I trip her over, she rolls down the hill and keeps on rolling. Mine.
When I set out from the boy's attic window, my head was so full of competing plans and complex strategems that I didn't look where I was going and flew straight into a chimney.

Something symbolic in that. It's what fake freedom does for you.
Alec Foliot
10 Jan 09 - 14:07
Alec still dead from trying to be tutored starts to smell.


"The slime turned on the corpse melting and absorbing it within a few seconds. Ms Hunt let out a horrified scream ?cabbage!? as she jumped out of the window, landing uneasily on the out side."
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Apollo Marid
10 Jan 09 - 17:54
What do you smell? =P

I light everyone on fire. As you all run round and round, I shoot you with a large nailgun.
10 Jan 09 - 18:22
I ram a steel bar up Apollo's......nose, killing him.

Mine.
sentynel is gay
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Apollo Marid
10 Jan 09 - 20:17
With the nailgun, a give David cat a lobotomy. I then shoot his throat with it. With a nail in his eye/brain and through his throat, he dies.

I claim the Hill.
10 Jan 09 - 20:57
I flick a playing card into Apollo's eye. As he screams in pain I sneak up behind him and plant a tent peg in his cranium.

Mine.
sentynel is gay
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Umbreo Utukku
10 Jan 09 - 22:14
I tie DC down and give him a nice gang tatoo. His mother comes and . . . punishes him. I claim the hill.
When I set out from the boy's attic window, my head was so full of competing plans and complex strategems that I didn't look where I was going and flew straight into a chimney.

Something symbolic in that. It's what fake freedom does for you.
10 Jan 09 - 22:19
I roundhouse kick Umbreo off the hill.

Mine.
sentynel is gay
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Dansariki Higher Spirit
11 Jan 09 - 07:21
Returning from an absence, I knock DC out.
Simple.
Mine.
Knowledge is Power, Power Corrupts, and Corruption Destroys.

Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's troublesome.
~Isaac Asimov
There was never a good war, or a bad peace.
~Benjamin Franklin
You can kill a man but you can't kill an idea.
~Medgar Evers

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Umbreo Utukku
11 Jan 09 - 09:40
Hey Dansariki, seen the movie "Misery"?

If you haven't, allow me to explain:

I tie Dansariki to a table so that he is unable to move. I seperate his legs from each other, and place a plank of wood in between them to ensure they maintain their position. I grab a sledgehammer and "hobble" him. By "hobble" I mean smash against each of his feet in turn, doing all sorts of damage; but to put it simply, the only way he's getting off the hill is on his belly. I help him on his way, then claim the hill.
When I set out from the boy's attic window, my head was so full of competing plans and complex strategems that I didn't look where I was going and flew straight into a chimney.

Something symbolic in that. It's what fake freedom does for you.
11 Jan 09 - 13:24
I place Umbreo's head in a vice and crush it.

Mine.
sentynel is gay
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Umbreo Utukku
11 Jan 09 - 21:40
I decapitate DC with a guillotine. Mine.
When I set out from the boy's attic window, my head was so full of competing plans and complex strategems that I didn't look where I was going and flew straight into a chimney.

Something symbolic in that. It's what fake freedom does for you.
11 Jan 09 - 23:11
I use a mace to cave Umbreo's head in.

Mine.
sentynel is gay
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Apollo Marid
11 Jan 09 - 23:59
I rip out DC's throat.

MINE.
12 Jan 09 - 00:13
I use my throat to suffocate Apollo.

Mine.
sentynel is gay

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