I use my fist to knock you out.

Mine.

i take a long pole and poke you off the montian, saddly for you on the way down i shoot at you with a large rifle and a bullit hits you in the head.

Are hill!

I grab a .30-06 and blow away a rather important part of your head.
Mine.

I grab a Barrett M82 and blow away your entire head.

Mine.

I take a gun (yes back to basics)
and make it so you incapable of having children (insert some sort of evil smille)

I put on boots with knives protruding from the ends, and then kick/stab Alec in the groin, rendering him unable to poison the world with his offsping. I then kick/stab his father in the same manner, rendering him incapable of repeating his mistake.

Mine.

well your nice....

Stabs umbero in head with his own nasty manner (yes its that nasty)

are hill

I put Alec in a room and make him watch all the "High School Musical" films. His brain melts, and comes out his ears resembling egg yolk.

My hill.

Noooooo thats just evill =(

fine you asked for it
Takes umbero and ties to chair and slowly peals of skin and lets him blead to death ocasionally poring salt over him

I kill someone.

wow nasty =(

any way

Are hill

Yes, our my Hill.

I mean, er, our Hill.

I push Apollo off the hill.

Mine.

Why did you all rob me of my revenge against Alec?

I throw DC off the hill, and drag Alec back up onto it.

I screw Alec's hands to the roof of a dungeon, then get a cheese grater and start grating away on Alec's bare skin. When finished, I cover his body in freshly squeezed lemon juice, and then hot candle wax. To finsih him off, I then tie him to a table so that he is lying down with his bare chest exposed. I fasten a metal cage (shaped like a half-dome, except for at the top, which has a flat surface) to his chest, containing a giant sewer rat. I then place fire-starting beads on top of the cage (you know, the ones you use to start BBQs sometimes) and set them alight. The rat gets afraid, because the heat from the top of the cage is becoming unbareable. It must escape, and has only one direction to go: down. As the rat begins to tear its way through Alec's chest in a frantic attempt to get away from the heat, I reclaim the hill.

Umbreo falls off the hill thanks to his own clumsiness. I walk up and reclaim it.

Mine.

Inspired by Umbreo's use of rats, I rat torture DC 1984 style (rats burrowing into cheek and eating tounge, eating eyes, etc) until he begs foor death. I hang him from a tree, his corpse a grim reminder to all of the consequences of trying to take Apollo's Hill.

I stab Apollo through the temple with a pair of scissors.

Mine.

Takes out sicsors and cuts dc up

ares!

Back for more, eh, Alec? Well you're a lucky boy, because today I really can't be bothered. I walk past Alec on the hill, waving as I go. When he can't see my face a put on my evil smile and begin to think of another elaborate death plan. Mwahahahaha!

As Umbero walks bast i throws a stone at you saying 'CHIKEN!'