King of the hill 3

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Apollo Marid
umbreo wrote:I handcuff Apollo to a toilet seat in an empty room locked from the outside and leave him for 3 days with a juice box. I come back to find that he's resorted to drinking it in the hope of staying alive. I tell him it's poisoned, and that he will die if he doesn't drink the antidote in 24 hours. I leave the antidote just out of his reach. I then give him a saw. To get to the antidote he hacks off his own arm, and drinks the antidote. I then enter the room (having watched all this from an adjacent room through a crack in the wall) and tell him that the antidote was poison, and not actually an antidote, because the juice box wasn't even poisoned in the first place (how the hell could I poison a juice box?). In the end he dies neither from the poison nor from blood loss (from his severed arm), but because he tries to drink toilet water to survive. He gets his head stuck in the bowl and drowns.

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The hill is mine! Who can rival me?
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Umbreo Utukku
LOL. Um, who has the hill? I used all my inventiveness up on that thing with Apollo (yeah, sorry Apollo) so, I'm just gonna walk up and shoot whoever has it. The hill is mine again!
When I set out from the boy's attic window, my head was so full of competing plans and complex strategems that I didn't look where I was going and flew straight into a chimney.

Something symbolic in that. It's what fake freedom does for you.
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Apollo Marid
Using a large hammer, I break your femur. The unimaginable pain is too much for you, you beg for death. I oblige, and light you on fire. I stick the Apollonian flag in your burning chest and wait for you to die.

With Umbreo as my flag holder, the Hill is mine.
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Nero Higher Spirit
I make Apollo and his flag bearer Umbreo die Apollo 1 style.
Alec Foliot
i sulute the flag and join under lord apollo team out of shear terror at this horrible display of violence


"The slime turned on the corpse melting and absorbing it within a few seconds. Ms Hunt let out a horrified scream ?cabbage!? as she jumped out of the window, landing uneasily on the out side."
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Nero Higher Spirit
OK. Alec dies along with Apollo and Umbreo in the fire of Apollo 1.
Alec Foliot
being totaly fire proof and holding the flag (made of polistirean) i brutally murder nero with a spoon yer you herd me a spoon. Anchient Greek things are better then roman things


"The slime turned on the corpse melting and absorbing it within a few seconds. Ms Hunt let out a horrified scream ?cabbage!? as she jumped out of the window, landing uneasily on the out side."
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Sentynel One with The Other Place
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Alec wrote:being totaly fire proof and holding the flag (made of polistirean) i brutally murder nero with a spoon yer you herd me a spoon. Anchient Greek things are better then roman things
You do realise polystyrene burns extremely well, right?


I wait until random quantum fluctuations cause the complete, permanent Total Existence Failure of everyone who wants the hill, then bulldoze it and build a housing estate on it.
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Alec Foliot
Blows of sents head with a blunderbuss and finds a new bigger hill,

I claim this hill for Apollo and his fire proof empire!


"The slime turned on the corpse melting and absorbing it within a few seconds. Ms Hunt let out a horrified scream ?cabbage!? as she jumped out of the window, landing uneasily on the out side."
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Sentynel One with The Other Place
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Ahem, you've suffered TEF. You're not blowing my head off with anything (in this universe at least). In universes in which you have not suffered TEF, I haven't gotten involved. Ergo, I'm safe. Muahaha.
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A still more glorious dawn awaits, not a sunrise, but a galaxy rise, a morning filled with 400 billion suns - the rising of the Milky Way
I push Sentynel off the hill.

Mine.
sentynel is gay
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Apollo Marid
Let's fight over Mt. Olympous. I have it right now by default.

And thank you, Alec, for joining me.
Alec Foliot
=)

Shoots dc with sniper from mt olympus


"The slime turned on the corpse melting and absorbing it within a few seconds. Ms Hunt let out a horrified scream ?cabbage!? as she jumped out of the window, landing uneasily on the out side."
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Umbreo Utukku
I pay Japanese people to air bomb the hill while screaming "TORA TORA TORA!"

Anyone get it?
When I set out from the boy's attic window, my head was so full of competing plans and complex strategems that I didn't look where I was going and flew straight into a chimney.

Something symbolic in that. It's what fake freedom does for you.
Alec Foliot
nope

Shoots umbero too while hiding in a bomb shelter

Still are hill


"The slime turned on the corpse melting and absorbing it within a few seconds. Ms Hunt let out a horrified scream ?cabbage!? as she jumped out of the window, landing uneasily on the out side."
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Dansariki Higher Spirit
Uses a MOAB to destroy bunker.
*mine*
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I suffocate Datsyuk with a rubber glove.

Mine.
sentynel is gay
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Dansariki Higher Spirit
Smell the Glove?
I thought hey weren't selling that.
/reference

I use a Shamwow towel to smother you!
*Sings*
Soft enough to use for a baby/ strong enough to smother it...
Ah, thanks youtube.
Knowledge is Power, Power Corrupts, and Corruption Destroys.

Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's troublesome.
~Isaac Asimov
There was never a good war, or a bad peace.
~Benjamin Franklin
You can kill a man but you can't kill an idea.
~Medgar Evers

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I put a bucket over your head and take a photo of you for points.

Then I slice you up with a katana.

Mine.
sentynel is gay
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Dansariki Higher Spirit
I use a club to knock you out!
:D
The classics...
*mine*
Knowledge is Power, Power Corrupts, and Corruption Destroys.

Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's troublesome.
~Isaac Asimov
There was never a good war, or a bad peace.
~Benjamin Franklin
You can kill a man but you can't kill an idea.
~Medgar Evers

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