King of the hill 3

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Dansariki Higher Spirit
I toss Ginger into a pool of milk and watch him dissolve, laughing all the way.
Knowledge is Power, Power Corrupts, and Corruption Destroys.

Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's troublesome.
~Isaac Asimov
There was never a good war, or a bad peace.
~Benjamin Franklin
You can kill a man but you can't kill an idea.
~Medgar Evers

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Apollo Marid
I throw Dansariki into a cell and make him watch Journey to the Center of the Earth.

His head caves in.

The Hill is mine.
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Umbreo Utukku
I handcuff Apollo to a toilet seat in an empty room locked from the outside and leave him for 3 days with a juice box. I come back to find that he's resorted to drinking it in the hope of staying alive. I tell him it's poisoned, and that he will die if he doesn't drink the antidote in 24 hours. I leave the antidote just out of his reach. I then give him a saw. To get to the antidote he hacks off his own arm, and drinks the antidote. I then enter the room (having watched all this from an adjacent room through a crack in the wall) and tell him that the antidote was poison, and not actually an antidote, because the juice box wasn't even poisoned in the first place (how the hell could I poison a juice box?). In the end he dies neither from the poison nor from blood loss (from his severed arm), but because he tries to drink toilet water to survive. He gets his head stuck in the bowl and drowns.

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The hill is mine! Who can rival me?
When I set out from the boy's attic window, my head was so full of competing plans and complex strategems that I didn't look where I was going and flew straight into a chimney.

Something symbolic in that. It's what fake freedom does for you.
Alec Foliot
i throw you down into the swewer and loads of small mutent apollos kill you as they spouted from apollos teath that fell down the toilet.

my hill!


"The slime turned on the corpse melting and absorbing it within a few seconds. Ms Hunt let out a horrified scream ?cabbage!? as she jumped out of the window, landing uneasily on the out side."
Alec wrote:i throw you down into the swewer and loads of small mutent apollos kill you as they spouted from apollos teath that fell down the toilet.
OMG your spelling is atrocious!!!!! You spelt teeth with an A.... :o ... :P :P :P

As you are staring down at Umbreo getting killed by mutant Apollo's , I sneak up behind you and stab you in the back ...

Mine!
Alec Foliot
Spelling is not my strongest point but thank you for telling me like no one round here would

(sarcasm for those that dont know)


"The slime turned on the corpse melting and absorbing it within a few seconds. Ms Hunt let out a horrified scream ?cabbage!? as she jumped out of the window, landing uneasily on the out side."
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Nero Higher Spirit
Alec wrote:Spelling is not my strongest point but thank you for telling me like no one round here would

(sarcasm for those that dont know)
Kinda ruins the sarcasm.
I use a trench spike to stab through kitty's head

mine.
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Dansariki Higher Spirit
I take aforementioned spike and use it as a hammer to smash DC's head.
Mine.
Knowledge is Power, Power Corrupts, and Corruption Destroys.

Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's troublesome.
~Isaac Asimov
There was never a good war, or a bad peace.
~Benjamin Franklin
You can kill a man but you can't kill an idea.
~Medgar Evers

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I strangle Datsyuk with a scone.

Mine.
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Dansariki Higher Spirit
I use the tab from a Coke can to slit both of DC's corroded arteries.
Knowledge is Power, Power Corrupts, and Corruption Destroys.

Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's troublesome.
~Isaac Asimov
There was never a good war, or a bad peace.
~Benjamin Franklin
You can kill a man but you can't kill an idea.
~Medgar Evers

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I beat Datsyuk to death with a rolled up carpet.
sentynel is gay
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Dansariki Higher Spirit
I use a rusty bucket to knock DC unconscious.
Knowledge is Power, Power Corrupts, and Corruption Destroys.

Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's troublesome.
~Isaac Asimov
There was never a good war, or a bad peace.
~Benjamin Franklin
You can kill a man but you can't kill an idea.
~Medgar Evers

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I drown Datsyuk in GHMVS (so he'll die happy =D)
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Dansariki Higher Spirit
What the hell is that?
Knowledge is Power, Power Corrupts, and Corruption Destroys.

Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's troublesome.
~Isaac Asimov
There was never a good war, or a bad peace.
~Benjamin Franklin
You can kill a man but you can't kill an idea.
~Medgar Evers

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Dansariki wrote:What the hell is that?
*slaps*
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Dansariki Higher Spirit
Still avoiding my question.
Knowledge is Power, Power Corrupts, and Corruption Destroys.

Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's troublesome.
~Isaac Asimov
There was never a good war, or a bad peace.
~Benjamin Franklin
You can kill a man but you can't kill an idea.
~Medgar Evers

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Grandma's Home Made Vegetable Soup
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Dansariki Higher Spirit
Wow.
I toss you into a pool of Coke.
Die Caffeinated, motherf*cker :)
Knowledge is Power, Power Corrupts, and Corruption Destroys.

Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's troublesome.
~Isaac Asimov
There was never a good war, or a bad peace.
~Benjamin Franklin
You can kill a man but you can't kill an idea.
~Medgar Evers

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Nero Higher Spirit
Dansariki wrote:What the hell is that?
This is why you need to start posting in the spamzone.

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