Dansariki wrote:Stumbling a cursing under his breath, Apollo rips out his own spleen, and, while waiting for it regenerate, smashes the head under his foot. As DC's former body falls to the ground, Apollo walks up to it and throws some recently acquired Gasoline over the body.
"That was mine, bastard." Comes an ominous tone from behind him.
Turning, The mighty Sun God merely raises an eyebrow at the flaming halo surrounding Dansariki.
"Oooh, pretty. Mind coming over and lighting him for me," he asks, "O' mighty flaming one?"
Eyes narrowed, Dansariki lights the gas-soaked body, then incinerates the god.
"That should shut him up for a bit..." he mutters, as Apollo's ashes fall to the scorching ground...

.....Wow.

Bah. I could do better.

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PROLYLSERYLGLUTAMINYLPHENYLALANYLVALYLPHENYLA
LANYLLEUCYLSERYLSERYLVALYLTRYPTOPHYLALANYLASP
ARTYLPROLYLISOLEUCYLGLUTAMYLLEUCYLLEUCYLASPAR
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LYCYLASPARAGINYLGLUTAMINYLPHENYLALANYLGLUTAMI
NYLTHREONYLGLUTAMINYLGLUTAMINYLALANYLARGINYLT
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YROSYLASPARAGINYLALANYLVALYLLEUCYLASPARTYLPRO
LYLLEUCYLISOLEUCYLTHREONYLALANYLLEUCYLLEUCYLG
LYCYLTHREONYLPHENYLALANYLASPARTYLTHREONYLARGI
NYLASPARAGINYLARGINYLISOLEUCYLISOLEUCYLGLUTAM
YLVALYLGLUTAMYLASPARAGINYLGLUTAMINYLGLUTAMINY
LSERYLPROLYLTHREONYLTHREONYLALANYLGLUTAMYLTHR
EONYLLEUCYLASPARTYLALANYLTHREONYLARGINYLARGIN
YLVALYLASPARTYLASPARTYLALANYLTHREONYLVALYLALA
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Is not a real virus

I'll have you know it is.

He even told you what it is.. "tobacco mosaic virus". That's just the chemical name for it. Which nobody uses cos it's silly, but it's there.

It's the actual chemical name?
That's why I never take any interests in human science, apart from the fact that you're normally completely wrong.

Yup. Tobacco mosaic virus isn't very complicated, so the chemical name isn't unprintably long.

Methionylthreonylthreonylglutaminylalanylprolylthreonylphenylalanylthreon–
ylglutaminylprolylleucylglutaminylserylvalylvalylvalylleucylglutamylglycy–
lserylthreonylalanylthreonylphenylalanylglutamylalanylhistidylisoleucylse–
rylglycylphenylalanylprolylvalylprolylglutamylvalylseryltryptophylphenyla–
lanylarginylaspartylglycylglutaminylvalylisoleucylserylthreonylserylthreo–
nylleucylprolylglycylvalylglutaminylisoleucylserylphenylalanylserylaspart–
ylglycylarginylalanyllysylleucylthreonylisoleucylprolylalanylvalylthreony–
llysylalanylasparaginylserylglycylarginyltyrosylserylleucyllysylalanylthr–
eonylasparaginylglycylserylglycylglutaminylalanylthreonylserylthreonylala–
nylglutamylleucylleucylvalyllysylalanylglutamylthreonylalanylprolylprolyl–
asparaginylphenylalanylvalylglutaminylarginylleucylglutaminylserylmethion–
ylthreonylvalylarginylglutaminylglycylserylglutaminylvalylarginylleucylgl–
utaminylvalylarginylvalylthreonylglycylisoleucylprolylasparaginylprolylva–
lylvalyllysylphenylalanyltyrosylarginylaspartylglycylalanylglutamylisoleu–
cylglutaminylserylserylleucylaspartylphenylalanylglutaminylisoleucylseryl–
glutaminylglutamylglycylaspartylleucyltyrosylserylleucylleucylisoleucylal–
anylglutamylalanyltyrosylprolylglutamylaspartylserylglycylthreonyltyrosyl–
serylvalylasparaginylalanylthreonylasparaginylserylvalylglycylarginylalan–
ylthreonylserylthreonylalanylglutamylleucylleucylvalylglutaminylglycylglu–
tamylglutamylglutamylvalylprolylalanyllysyllysylthreonyllysylthreonylisol–
eucylvalylserylthreonylalanylglutaminylisoleucylserylglutamylserylarginyl–
glutaminylthreonylarginylisoleucylglutamyllysyllysylisoleucylglutamylalan–
ylhistidylphenylalanylaspartylalanylarginylserylisoleucylalanylthreonylva–
lylglutamylmethionylvalylisoleucylaspartylglycylalanylalanylglycylglutami–
nylglutaminylleucylprolylhistidyllysylthreonylprolylprolylarginylisoleucy–
lprolylprolyllysylprolyllysylserylarginylserylprolylthreonylprolylprolyls–
erylisoleucylalanylalanyllysylalanylglutaminylleucylalanylarginylglutamin–
ylglutaminylserylprolylserylprolylisoleucylarginylhistidylserylprolylsery–
lprolylvalylarginylhistidylvalylarginylalanylprolylthreonylprolylserylpro–
lylvalylarginylserylvalylserylprolylalanylalanylarginylisoleucylserylthre–
onylserylprolylisoleucylarginylserylvalylarginylserylprolylleucylleucylme–
thionylarginyllysylthreonylglutaminylalanylserylthreonylvalylalanylthreon–
ylglycylprolylglutamylvalylprolylprolylprolyltryptophyllysylglutaminylglu–
tamylglycyltyrosylvalylalanylserylserylserylglutamylalanylglutamylmethion–
ylarginylglutamylthreonylthreonylleucylthreonylthreonylserylthreonylgluta–
minylisoleucylarginylthreonylglutamylglutamylarginyltryptophylglutamylgly–
cylarginyltyrosylglycylvalylglutaminylglutamylglutaminylvalylthreonylisol–
eucylserylglycylalanylalanylglycylalanylalanylalanylserylvalylserylalanyl–
serylalanylseryltyrosylalanylalanylglutamylalanylvalylalanylthreonylglycy–
lalanyllysylglutamylvalyllysylglutaminylaspartylalanylaspartyllysylseryla–
lanylalanylvalylalanylthreonylvalylvalylalanylalanylvalylaspartylmethiony–
lalanylarginylvalylarginylglutamylprolylvalylisoleucylserylalanylvalylglu–
tamylglutaminylthreonylalanylglutaminylarginylthreonylthreonylthreonylthr–
eonylalanylvalylhistidylisoleucylglutaminylprolylalanylglutaminylglutamyl–
glutaminylvalylarginyllysylglutamylalanylglutamyllysylthreonylalanylvalyl–
threonyllysylvalylvalylvalylalanylalanylaspartyllysylalanyllysylglutamylg–
lutaminylglutamylleucyllysylserylarginylthreonyllysylglutamylisoleucyliso–
leucylthreonylthreonyllysylglutaminylglutamylglutaminylmethionylhistidylv–
alylthreonylhistidylglutamylglutaminylisoleucylarginyllysylglutamylthreon–
ylglutamyllysylthreonylphenylalanylvalylprolyllysylvalylvalylisoleucylser–
ylalanylalanyllysylalanyllysylglutamylglutaminylglutamylthreonylarginylis–
oleucylserylglutamylglutamylisoleucylthreonyllysyllysylglutaminyllysylglu–
taminylvalylthreonylglutaminylglutamylalanylisoleucylmethionyllysylglutam–
ylthreonylarginyllysylthreonylvalylvalylprolyllysylvalylisoleucylvalylala–
nylthreonylprolyllysylvalyllysylglutamylglutaminylaspartylleucylvalylsery–
larginylglycylarginylglutamylglycylisoleucylthreonylthreonyllysylarginylg–
lutamylglutaminylvalylglutaminylisoleucylthreonylglutaminylglutamyllysylm–
ethionylarginyllysylglutamylalanylglutamyllysylthreonylalanylleucylserylt...
I could continue

Titin, huh? Full name here.

Ridiculous.

I do some awesome move or something in which I kill everyone.

I reflect it back upon you.

Sentynel wrote:Titin, huh? Full name here.

That isn't 189000 letters long, there was a wiki page somewhere...

Hm, it does appear to be only 65k..

I toss Apollo into DC, knocking them both off, and impale Sent, using GBM.

I crush Datsyuk's head with my thighs.

David Cat wrote:I crush Datsyuk's head with my thighs.

....

I don't wanna try and imagine that...

Did ya not get the reference? Shame on you.

*Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny plays*
I throw you at Optimus Prime.

I take an AK-47 out from under my hat and blow you away with a rat-a-tat-tat.

Ahaha, I call upon Godzilla, and he takes a bite out of you like Scuff McGruff took a bite outta crime...