Vinr Alfakyn Utukku
3 Oct 07 - 04:18
probably. that does sound like him doesnt it? :D
And my fave is the buttercups in a suit one. pg. 201 in GE.![]()
And my fave is the buttercups in a suit one. pg. 201 in GE.
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AkRene Foliot
3 Oct 07 - 22:42
Yep, pure Nat. Do you remember if it was an Afrit of a Djinn that did that to Tallow, did they ever name it? Well kudos to whoever did it.
"Tact is for people who aren't witty enough to be sarcastic."
Crazier than Honorius.
Crazier than Honorius.
Vinr Alfakyn Utukku
4 Oct 07 - 01:46
im pretty sure it was an afrit. and yeah we all hated tallow. <_<![]()
rubberchickenben Marid
4 Oct 07 - 01:51
It was an afrit. Tallow was said to be summoning something over his head, and Barti referred to it as an afrit.
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Dansariki Higher Spirit
5 Oct 07 - 00:03
Indeed it was. Hindu accents too, with the arms and such.
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AkRene Foliot
5 Oct 07 - 01:43
Yes that one was very ausome, but I'm wondering bout' the one that turned him yellow. Ya know, like Bart comments on in his "Buttercups in a suit" remark.
"Tact is for people who aren't witty enough to be sarcastic."
Crazier than Honorius.
Crazier than Honorius.
Vinr Alfakyn Utukku
6 Oct 07 - 19:49
i dunno. it did say that it was cuase of a misprint in one of his books, though...![]()
AkRene Foliot
7 Oct 07 - 00:31
An intentional misprint, done by Jacob's family after Tallow hit em' with a Black Tumbler.
Or was he yellow before that?
Or was he yellow before that?
"Tact is for people who aren't witty enough to be sarcastic."
Crazier than Honorius.
Crazier than Honorius.
7 Oct 07 - 12:40
He was yellow before that I think.
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neriana Mouler
7 Oct 07 - 18:28
yes, he was yellow before. people had different theories about how he got the color and he was trying to hide it... (re-reading golem's eye)
AkRene Foliot
7 Oct 07 - 18:42
So he was yellow before, wow, this guy just has no luck.
"Tact is for people who aren't witty enough to be sarcastic."
Crazier than Honorius.
Crazier than Honorius.
neriana Mouler
8 Oct 07 - 10:35
and brains :D
AkRene Foliot
8 Oct 07 - 14:49
Do you mean that he lacks brains? If so, here, here. :D
"Tact is for people who aren't witty enough to be sarcastic."
Crazier than Honorius.
Crazier than Honorius.
Lone_wolf Mouler
12 Oct 07 - 00:04
aargh barti is hilarious and nathaniel even gets a couple funny remarks in but kitty is boring and two thirds
The beautiful maid opened her eyes within the bubble.
And screamed in fury.
And screamed in fury.
AkRene Foliot
12 Oct 07 - 01:28
Their human, what can you expect? Barty has had thousands of years to prefect his insults, you'd have to be pretty good after that that long.
"Tact is for people who aren't witty enough to be sarcastic."
Crazier than Honorius.
Crazier than Honorius.
Lone_wolf Mouler
13 Oct 07 - 14:56
especially when u are pretty darn intelligent to begin with
The beautiful maid opened her eyes within the bubble.
And screamed in fury.
And screamed in fury.
AkRene Foliot
13 Oct 07 - 16:50
Or was he? Yep, he was. :D
"Tact is for people who aren't witty enough to be sarcastic."
Crazier than Honorius.
Crazier than Honorius.
Nero Higher Spirit
20 Oct 07 - 21:00
You don't like Kitty? Why?
I like how Barty says unexpected things that turned the whole conversation around
Quote: Nat: Stop talking like that.
Bart: Like what?
Nat: Like a child
Bart: Takes one to know one
I like how Barty says unexpected things that turned the whole conversation around
Quote: Nat: Stop talking like that.
Bart: Like what?
Nat: Like a child
Bart: Takes one to know one
KathleenJones Mite
26 Oct 07 - 14:18
Thats one of my favorite quotes!I was rereading book one the other day, found that joke and htought it was hilarious.
Lord Nouda Imp
27 Oct 07 - 13:52
He's so hilarious. I think it's because his sarcasm is so unpredictable.Nero wrote: You don't like Kitty? Why?
I like how Barty says unexpected things that turned the whole conversation around
Quote: Nat: Stop talking like that.
Bart: Like what?
Nat: Like a child
Bart: Takes one to know one