rubberchickenben Marid
6 Sep 07 - 01:37
There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary and those who don't.
:D
:D
I wish I were a cat-dragon
Funny Insults From the Books
General Discussion
Dansariki Higher Spirit
6 Sep 07 - 01:41
Oh dear... this is deplorable...
Knowledge is Power, Power Corrupts, and Corruption Destroys.
Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's troublesome.
~Isaac Asimov
There was never a good war, or a bad peace.
~Benjamin Franklin
You can kill a man but you can't kill an idea.
~Medgar Evers
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Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's troublesome.
~Isaac Asimov
There was never a good war, or a bad peace.
~Benjamin Franklin
You can kill a man but you can't kill an idea.
~Medgar Evers
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rubberchickenben Marid
6 Sep 07 - 01:54
Why do programmers get Halloween and Christmas mixed up?
I wish I were a cat-dragon
6 Sep 07 - 16:38
Because 25 Dec is 31 Oct.
:P
One atom turns to another and says "I think I've lost an electron!"
The other says "Are you sure?"
"Yes!" says the first. "I'm positive!"
:P
One atom turns to another and says "I think I've lost an electron!"
The other says "Are you sure?"
"Yes!" says the first. "I'm positive!"
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A still more glorious dawn awaits, not a sunrise, but a galaxy rise, a morning filled with 400 billion suns - the rising of the Milky Way
A still more glorious dawn awaits, not a sunrise, but a galaxy rise, a morning filled with 400 billion suns - the rising of the Milky Way
Apollo Marid
7 Sep 07 - 01:50
*laughs* That one was good... :lol:
I remember one from the first book:
"I mean, your obsessed with revenge already, and your only like six."
"Twelve."
"Same difference."
I remember one from the first book:
"I mean, your obsessed with revenge already, and your only like six."
"Twelve."
"Same difference."
Queezle7 Horla
7 Sep 07 - 02:07
:lol: That was funny (the quote, not the lame science joke)
Look, Queezle.
Dansariki Higher Spirit
7 Sep 07 - 02:28
:lol:
Knowledge is Power, Power Corrupts, and Corruption Destroys.
Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's troublesome.
~Isaac Asimov
There was never a good war, or a bad peace.
~Benjamin Franklin
You can kill a man but you can't kill an idea.
~Medgar Evers
CaffeineRiot.com
Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's troublesome.
~Isaac Asimov
There was never a good war, or a bad peace.
~Benjamin Franklin
You can kill a man but you can't kill an idea.
~Medgar Evers
CaffeineRiot.com
rubberchickenben Marid
7 Sep 07 - 22:54
You've obviously been reading this. :D
I wish I were a cat-dragon
Queezle7 Horla
8 Sep 07 - 13:46
I'm speechless.
Someone worked that hard on the dihydrogen monoxide hoax????
Please people! Lives are good! Don't waste them!
Someone worked that hard on the dihydrogen monoxide hoax????
Please people! Lives are good! Don't waste them!
Look, Queezle.
8 Sep 07 - 14:04
I've read the maths jokes article, I think, but not that one.rubberchickenben wrote: You've obviously been reading this. :D
I like the See Also link to xkcd on it. :D
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A still more glorious dawn awaits, not a sunrise, but a galaxy rise, a morning filled with 400 billion suns - the rising of the Milky Way
A still more glorious dawn awaits, not a sunrise, but a galaxy rise, a morning filled with 400 billion suns - the rising of the Milky Way
bakshiakshay94 Mite
19 Sep 07 - 08:29
I DONT LIKE KITTY
TOO FEISTY FOR ME
TOO FEISTY FOR ME
Vinr Alfakyn Utukku
19 Sep 07 - 20:51
Okay?![]()
Dansariki Higher Spirit
20 Sep 07 - 23:38
:lol:
Haha
Little
there bakshiakshay?
I like 'em fiesty :lol:
Haha
Little
there bakshiakshay?I like 'em fiesty :lol:
Knowledge is Power, Power Corrupts, and Corruption Destroys.
Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's troublesome.
~Isaac Asimov
There was never a good war, or a bad peace.
~Benjamin Franklin
You can kill a man but you can't kill an idea.
~Medgar Evers
CaffeineRiot.com
Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's troublesome.
~Isaac Asimov
There was never a good war, or a bad peace.
~Benjamin Franklin
You can kill a man but you can't kill an idea.
~Medgar Evers
CaffeineRiot.com
nathanielandbartimaeus Marid
21 Sep 07 - 17:09
Probably someone has already mentioned this (don't have time to go thru all the post).
My fav sentence (actually the only one I happen to remember now), is when Bart enters Nat's body & they happen to be communicating pretty well in monosyllables using words like left, right, duck etc. In the footnote Bart stated that the latter was an observation he made in the lake & Nat unfortunately took it has a command which resulted in their temporary immersion (cool, I recalled the whole sentence, which I daresay is correct).
My fav sentence (actually the only one I happen to remember now), is when Bart enters Nat's body & they happen to be communicating pretty well in monosyllables using words like left, right, duck etc. In the footnote Bart stated that the latter was an observation he made in the lake & Nat unfortunately took it has a command which resulted in their temporary immersion (cool, I recalled the whole sentence, which I daresay is correct).
"If the bee disappears from the surface of the earth, man would have no more than four years to live. No more bees, no more pollination ... no more men!" - Einstein
"I like quoting Einstein. Know why? Because nobody dares contradict you." - Studs Terkel.
<@Ximenez> Sentynel: But i have a life? No. Qed.
"I like quoting Einstein. Know why? Because nobody dares contradict you." - Studs Terkel.
<@Ximenez> Sentynel: But i have a life? No. Qed.
Dansariki Higher Spirit
22 Sep 07 - 00:25
It is indeed, though lacking in punctuation.
Knowledge is Power, Power Corrupts, and Corruption Destroys.
Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's troublesome.
~Isaac Asimov
There was never a good war, or a bad peace.
~Benjamin Franklin
You can kill a man but you can't kill an idea.
~Medgar Evers
CaffeineRiot.com
Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's troublesome.
~Isaac Asimov
There was never a good war, or a bad peace.
~Benjamin Franklin
You can kill a man but you can't kill an idea.
~Medgar Evers
CaffeineRiot.com
AkRene Foliot
28 Sep 07 - 02:20
Though technicaly not an insult, do I remember correctly a time when Barty was going off one of his long footnotes into the past when Natty told him to get his mind back on track? Or did I make it up? 
"Tact is for people who aren't witty enough to be sarcastic."
Crazier than Honorius.
Crazier than Honorius.
nathanielandbartimaeus Marid
30 Sep 07 - 10:57
I dont think u made it up. I guess this was send in the third book. can't be too sure. Need to go & check it up.
"If the bee disappears from the surface of the earth, man would have no more than four years to live. No more bees, no more pollination ... no more men!" - Einstein
"I like quoting Einstein. Know why? Because nobody dares contradict you." - Studs Terkel.
<@Ximenez> Sentynel: But i have a life? No. Qed.
"I like quoting Einstein. Know why? Because nobody dares contradict you." - Studs Terkel.
<@Ximenez> Sentynel: But i have a life? No. Qed.
AkRene Foliot
30 Sep 07 - 16:00
Thankee! Now I just have to find it! :D
"Tact is for people who aren't witty enough to be sarcastic."
Crazier than Honorius.
Crazier than Honorius.
Honoriustheafrit Mite
3 Oct 07 - 01:01
Ya this one was my fave...Vinr Alfakyn wrote: Page 38, PG.
" By now, in his mid to late teens, he might just have passed for a man. When seen from behind. At a distance. On a very dark night."
Bartimaeus on Nat.
AkRene Foliot
3 Oct 07 - 01:09
Of course, then you must wonder what dear Natty would have said to counter that. I would place my bet on him stomping his foot and leaving in a huff.
"Tact is for people who aren't witty enough to be sarcastic."
Crazier than Honorius.
Crazier than Honorius.