Funny Insults From the Books

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Nero Higher Spirit
Didn't know that conversation would be so popular.
Then again, it is hilarious. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
ofc! Barts hilarious! hes the best part of the series! :wub:
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Dansariki Higher Spirit
Well of course he the best of the series!!!
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All the insults in the book crack me up, mainly for no apparent reason, they just play on your humourous nature. I loved , U littlle fungus, or somthing related to a mushroomy substance of some kind :cthulhu:
Aither Mouler
About Mr. Yellow Skin. He got the yellow skin from a misprint in his book from Jakobs father. He didnt have it before.

But buttercups in a suit was one of my favorites. I just started cracking up when I heard that.
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Aither wrote:About Mr. Yellow Skin. He got the yellow skin from a misprint in his book from Jakobs father. He didnt have it before.

But buttercups in a suit was one of my favorites. I just started cracking up when I heard that.
really? i didn't notice that tallow had yellow skin before *sigh* gotta reread it again. but yeah, the buttercup in a suit was hilarious! :good:

i dunno if anyone posted this yet, but its funny to me for some reason (pg 430 in PG):
"To prove my point I lifted one of his fingers and methodically picked his (Nathaniel's) nose. He uttered a squawk of protest. 'Stop that!'" :lol:
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Yeah that was funny. Someone, I forget, used that in his/her sig.
I found him in his dining room, an ostentatious space currently without furniture. He was staring at the empty fireplace and the cold blank walls.

"You need a proper pattern here," I said. "Wallpaper to suit your age. What about a car motif, or steam train?"

-The Golem's Eye, pg. 551. :D
Nero wrote: You don't like Kitty? Why?
I like how Barty says unexpected things that turned the whole conversation around
Quote: Nat: Stop talking like that.
Bart: Like what?
Nat: Like a child
Bart: Takes one to know one
I found it odd in this comversation (pretty sure) that Bart tried to insult Nathaniel by yelling, "Ya! Boo! Sucks!" I though that was a little weird.
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Nero Higher Spirit
It was more to insult him than to make fun of Nat.
YES! A new usual member.
And that wall paper comment was the funniest I had heard in a long time. I had a feeling only his magician self stopped him from getting Thomas the Train paper.
Meh Bart can do anything he wants too. :D He's perfect that way. :wub:
Unfortunetly Nat didn't notice. *pulls face*
The wallpaper was my favorite. I also liked when he asked why Tallow was so yellow. :wizard:
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Sorry. please delete this.
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lol.There's a delete button dude.
I don't have a favorite insult, they're all good.
Knowledge is Power, Power Corrupts, and Corruption Destroys.

Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's troublesome.
~Isaac Asimov
There was never a good war, or a bad peace.
~Benjamin Franklin
You can kill a man but you can't kill an idea.
~Medgar Evers

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Nero Higher Spirit
Dansariki wrote: lol.There's a delete button dude.
...Where...?
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Hmmmm.
Oops.
Knowledge is Power, Power Corrupts, and Corruption Destroys.

Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's troublesome.
~Isaac Asimov
There was never a good war, or a bad peace.
~Benjamin Franklin
You can kill a man but you can't kill an idea.
~Medgar Evers

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Komiyan Mite
In the third book:
Askabal (?) to bartimaeus: Dear me... a damsel in distress...

And the titles the imp calls bartimaeus in the first book, chapter 16, they're also brilliant... luv bartimaeus ^^ :ninja2:
Who doesn't love Bart? :D Bart's the best!

And welcome! :welcome:
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:welcome: Have a nice long stay here!

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