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Athena Horla
21 Jan 07 - 21:05
Artemis,Jan 21 2007 wrote: I've kicked several doctors who were trying to give me shots. I've got a real phobia of needles.


Yeah including certain ones I happen to know.

She's vicous - I've seen the bruises
There is a sort of busy worm,
That will the fairest book deform,
Their tasteless tooth will tear and taint
The poet, patiot,sage or saint,
Nor sparing wit nor learning.
Now, if you'd know the reason why,
The best of reasons I'll supply;
'Tis bread to this poor vermin.

J. Doraston
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Artemis Afrit
21 Jan 07 - 23:28
You mean your dad?

Yeah, I have kicked him.

There was that one time that I'd been to about a hundred clothing stores and none of them had my bra size, so I got mad and yelled at the sales lady and thw whole store looked at me.

Lucky I was too frusterated to be embaressed.
I say night I'm living in the forest of my dream,
I know the night is not as it would seem,
I must believe in something,
So I'll make myself believe it,
That this night will never go.


Laura Branigan, Self-control

:mouth: Oh, Canada...
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Athena Horla
21 Jan 07 - 23:48
rollseyesrollseyes

I happened to be there thank you very much
There is a sort of busy worm,
That will the fairest book deform,
Their tasteless tooth will tear and taint
The poet, patiot,sage or saint,
Nor sparing wit nor learning.
Now, if you'd know the reason why,
The best of reasons I'll supply;
'Tis bread to this poor vermin.

J. Doraston
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22 Jan 07 - 00:26
Artemis wrote: EDIT: So your real name is Bianca?
Yes, my real name is Bianca. "White" in Italian, feminine.

We had a sense test in science friday. We had to close our eyes, plug our nose, and stick out our hand. Then the teacher put a random skittle in our mouth. We could open our eyes then, and tried to figure out which one it was, according to flavor. No one could get it with their nose plugged, not even me. It was a fun friday. The same day I got kicked out of my first class with the LA teacher.


"If you take [a copy of] the Christian Bible and put it out in the wind and the rain, soon the paper on which the words are printed will disintegrate and the words will be gone. Our bible IS the wind and the rain." Herbalist Carol McGrath as told to her by a Native-American woman.

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NARUTO FOREVER!
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Artemis Afrit
22 Jan 07 - 01:39
Why were you kicked out?

And nope, different time Athy, you weren't there.

And this women was rude.
I say night I'm living in the forest of my dream,
I know the night is not as it would seem,
I must believe in something,
So I'll make myself believe it,
That this night will never go.


Laura Branigan, Self-control

:mouth: Oh, Canada...
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Apocrypha Afrit
22 Jan 07 - 05:08
Artemis wrote: Oh, that's educational...
Yes, quite.
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22 Jan 07 - 20:28
Artemis wrote: Why were you kicked out?
The LA teacher caught me here (and in my defense the only reason she caught me is because my laptop glitched when she walked by) so she took my laptop and wrote my name in the "Naughty Box". Then I said to a boy next to me, "She can go ahead and take it, I don't care. It's a piece of crap anyway." Then the teacher said, "You're gonna get caught on an inapropriate website while we're reviewing this packet and then talk about me? Smarten up." So then she went to put my name on the board and I snapped back, "Whoever said I was talking about you?" And that was it. I was sent out. Everyone in the class loved it. :D


"If you take [a copy of] the Christian Bible and put it out in the wind and the rain, soon the paper on which the words are printed will disintegrate and the words will be gone. Our bible IS the wind and the rain." Herbalist Carol McGrath as told to her by a Native-American woman.

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NARUTO FOREVER!
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Athena Horla
22 Jan 07 - 20:31
*hystericallaughter*

you have a naughty box!?!

good on you though for telling her off
There is a sort of busy worm,
That will the fairest book deform,
Their tasteless tooth will tear and taint
The poet, patiot,sage or saint,
Nor sparing wit nor learning.
Now, if you'd know the reason why,
The best of reasons I'll supply;
'Tis bread to this poor vermin.

J. Doraston
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22 Jan 07 - 20:32
Yeah we have a naughty box! No one takes it seriously, seeing as we all had one in kindergarden.


I'm usually the smart, quiet one in her class. But after I lost all respect for her that changed.


"If you take [a copy of] the Christian Bible and put it out in the wind and the rain, soon the paper on which the words are printed will disintegrate and the words will be gone. Our bible IS the wind and the rain." Herbalist Carol McGrath as told to her by a Native-American woman.

~~~~~~~~~~~~

NARUTO FOREVER!
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Artemis Afrit
22 Jan 07 - 21:15
Inapproprite website?

I'm insulted... :lol2:
I say night I'm living in the forest of my dream,
I know the night is not as it would seem,
I must believe in something,
So I'll make myself believe it,
That this night will never go.


Laura Branigan, Self-control

:mouth: Oh, Canada...
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Athena Horla
22 Jan 07 - 22:20
My teacher caught me on it during language. But I just told her it was a site to discuss books and I thought it would better help me understand the novel we were working on.

She didn't believe me but I was done most of my work so she let me stay on.
There is a sort of busy worm,
That will the fairest book deform,
Their tasteless tooth will tear and taint
The poet, patiot,sage or saint,
Nor sparing wit nor learning.
Now, if you'd know the reason why,
The best of reasons I'll supply;
'Tis bread to this poor vermin.

J. Doraston
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Adele Djinni
22 Jan 07 - 22:46
I thought I was the only one whjo tripped up stairs.

Well, I was thinking about saran wrap on someones toilet.. that would be so funny.

When I was 10, lets say, I had a kidney infection on every birthday for the next three years. SO when I went to the doctor, they made me lay on a table naked and told me to spread me legs like a frog so they could stick a tube in me... then this guy doctor walked in and I thought I was going to cry. Not someone I really wanted to see at that time.
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Athena Horla
22 Jan 07 - 22:54
*cringe*
There is a sort of busy worm,
That will the fairest book deform,
Their tasteless tooth will tear and taint
The poet, patiot,sage or saint,
Nor sparing wit nor learning.
Now, if you'd know the reason why,
The best of reasons I'll supply;
'Tis bread to this poor vermin.

J. Doraston
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Apocrypha Afrit
23 Jan 07 - 03:54
That sounds a lot like my science teacher. he sent me out oce too for no particular reason.
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23 Jan 07 - 15:37
Adele wrote: When I was 10, lets say, I had a kidney infection on every birthday for the next three years. SO when I went to the doctor, they made me lay on a table naked and told me to spread me legs like a frog so they could stick a tube in me... then this guy doctor walked in and I thought I was going to cry. Not someone I really wanted to see at that time.
I'd demand a female doctor and my mother in the room.


"If you take [a copy of] the Christian Bible and put it out in the wind and the rain, soon the paper on which the words are printed will disintegrate and the words will be gone. Our bible IS the wind and the rain." Herbalist Carol McGrath as told to her by a Native-American woman.

~~~~~~~~~~~~

NARUTO FOREVER!
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Post Higher Spirit
23 Jan 07 - 17:54
It's proabably a basic constitutional right to demand a female doctor...
Shame of the Super Son
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Adele Djinni
23 Jan 07 - 19:06
there were three females doctors too, but I hate when my mom goes in with me.
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Yakaii Ghul
23 Jan 07 - 19:21
Funny: Last week my friends came in to the class shouting HAPPY BIRTHDAY ÁGI!! (yeah that's me)
After it everybody started singing the happy birthday song... Next day they realized hat my birthday is in October :D
"Is that a unicorn? No I'll wear the purple shoes and who painted the kitten?"
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Athena Horla
23 Jan 07 - 22:57
shouldn't your friends know when your birthday is...

(I am such a hypocrit - I never remeber anyones birthday's)
There is a sort of busy worm,
That will the fairest book deform,
Their tasteless tooth will tear and taint
The poet, patiot,sage or saint,
Nor sparing wit nor learning.
Now, if you'd know the reason why,
The best of reasons I'll supply;
'Tis bread to this poor vermin.

J. Doraston
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Artemis Afrit
24 Jan 07 - 00:01
Yakaii, that's hilarious!

@ Athena: On that note, it is exactly one month until my birthday. And, how odd is this? I have 123 messages in my BF mailbox, right now, it's the 23rd day of the first month.

Ok, so today I took my digital camera into school and took pictures of all my friends. At lunch, I photographed my geek friends (i.e. Anime/Manga obsessed. I've only read two Manga, but that's ok. And they LIKE to be called geeks.) and one of them yelled "Oh my God, Arti! You have cleavage!" at the top of her lungs for no apparant reason.

Why are all my embaressing moments things that only happen to females?
I say night I'm living in the forest of my dream,
I know the night is not as it would seem,
I must believe in something,
So I'll make myself believe it,
That this night will never go.


Laura Branigan, Self-control

:mouth: Oh, Canada...

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