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Adele Djinni
FUNNY- I went to the zoo when I was ...8. There was this thing to see what animal you jump as far as. So I decided I wanted to try, forgetting I was wearing heals. So, when I landed, I fell and smacked my head off the ground. Everyone around started laughing.
AIONIOS
I have only ever fallen off my horse in shows in front of the judge. Never in a regular old lesson.

Funny-I once slipped a valentine into my crush's backpack on valentines day, but he didn't find it until march. EWWW!!!
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Abel Afrit
Was in Kuala Lumpur and there are 2 towers there with fountains out the front. They shoot water in arcs, one goes off then on, then the one next to it does etc. tried to keep up with these running down through it. managed to get quite far before getting hit. When I did I got completely soaked. Got a round of applause from some people on a balcony who had stopped to watch.
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Krim Horla
I don't really get embarrased. Funniest thing? I don't know, funny things happen all the time.
Gladstone/Sentynel/Krim/Gladstone/Sentynel/Krim/Stroud/Gladstone

The three ships. Kinda like the Mayflower and all those.
Embarrassment is in my blood.


Funniest moment--You know, I've had so many I can't really decide...But there was this one time I caught my cat...with my sister's stuffed animal...in our room...I go no further.


"If you take [a copy of] the Christian Bible and put it out in the wind and the rain, soon the paper on which the words are printed will disintegrate and the words will be gone. Our bible IS the wind and the rain." Herbalist Carol McGrath as told to her by a Native-American woman.

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Abel Afrit
oh, i forgot this one! i went to a dogs home and spent a long time stroking a female dog, got to the pet shop and a male one tried to hump me. not fun.
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A female one did that to my male cousin. It was funny.


"If you take [a copy of] the Christian Bible and put it out in the wind and the rain, soon the paper on which the words are printed will disintegrate and the words will be gone. Our bible IS the wind and the rain." Herbalist Carol McGrath as told to her by a Native-American woman.

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NARUTO FOREVER!
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Adele Djinni
hahaha, all funny..
come on Krim, you can do better than that!

I have one embarrassing thing, but I don't knowIf I am ready to say yet.
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Abel Afrit
come on! spill! so far i have been humped by a dog and run into a fountain infront of a crowd. tell!
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Adele Djinni
I suppose.

It was 2 years ago. I had a crush on this boy. So my friends set us up together to go to the School's winter formal. In order to get to know eachother a little better, we went to the movies the weekend before. After the movie he told me he would have liked to kiss me, but my mom was there and he said maybe at the dance. I agreed. When we went to the dance, we were dancing... duh. So I kissed him. I had never kissed anyone before that. The next day in school, one of his best friends asked me if I new what he said, but I didn't so he told me. The one I kissed went around the whole school, which is like 400 people, and told them all I was the worst kisser and I tried to swallow his ears! So everyone in the school kept coming up to me and asking me about it. Then when I asked him about it he denied it all. A few weeks later someone put in the school paper, that I wanted to take him to Paris. How cruel. That was like the worst year I ever had. I started being nice to him again this year.

Actually, now I think it is all quite funny.
AIONIOS
I woulda beat the S**t out of him for that! And everyone he associated with!

Just this year there was a rumor started that this totally ugly guy liked me and wanted to ask me out. If you thought that was embarrasing, wait until everyone in the cluster (of 90) ask you constantly if you like him. And then he goes and says I was the one who liked him and said I talked to myself! He flicked stuff at me (And still does) and makes me seem like a total iddiot!


I hate men.


"If you take [a copy of] the Christian Bible and put it out in the wind and the rain, soon the paper on which the words are printed will disintegrate and the words will be gone. Our bible IS the wind and the rain." Herbalist Carol McGrath as told to her by a Native-American woman.

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NARUTO FOREVER!
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Adele Djinni
I am with you on that. Mostly... I can't say anything bad about Online men. Except Sent... We are going to crack his password!!
muahahahaha!
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Abel Afrit
bah, cant stand some of the guys i know. they arent actually that bad compared to the ones some people talk about but one guy did the whole 'i could have her (my friend) any time i wanted' thing. to the girls (lovely) boyfriend. pissed everyone off. we all used to think he was really nice but now we arent so sure.
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Adele wrote: Sent... We are going to crack his password!!
muahahahaha!
Yes, we are! And as soon as I figure out how on my computer he will bow at our feet!!!!


And everyone at my school is annyoing in a bad way, with the execption of my friends. All the Sweet Little Uforgetable Tthings talk about me and my friends and say we're the ones who are S***s. It makes no sense at all. I'm tired of it. Someday I'll teach them...


"If you take [a copy of] the Christian Bible and put it out in the wind and the rain, soon the paper on which the words are printed will disintegrate and the words will be gone. Our bible IS the wind and the rain." Herbalist Carol McGrath as told to her by a Native-American woman.

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NARUTO FOREVER!
Follow my example, and carry an Anduril sword on your back wherever you go. People won't annoy you. :D
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Adele Djinni
If you really did that, I would have to come find you so we could be best friends.
AIONIOS
:D Yay!
wrote:Follow my example, and carry an Anduril sword on your back wherever you go. People won't annoy you. 



No, but they'll no doubtly call the police.


"If you take [a copy of] the Christian Bible and put it out in the wind and the rain, soon the paper on which the words are printed will disintegrate and the words will be gone. Our bible IS the wind and the rain." Herbalist Carol McGrath as told to her by a Native-American woman.

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NARUTO FOREVER!
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There was one memorial occasional where I got to dress up as a dog and piss on a tree on stage. In front of my class.
Shame of the Super Son
:lol: I laughed out loud at that. Seriously. How old were you?
Nothing to see here, move along.
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10.

Okay... Pretend to piss.
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