you guys are cruel.

You guys have worst stuff than I do.

Pity.

Teachers...teachers. OMG I just remembered one of the most horrible subsitutes...
Okay well as this is off topic I'm going to do some off topic-ness. And even though this teacher isn't directly connected to embaressing moments, she is so embaressing herself that it won't count.

Anyway probably the worst sub in the world was *Snip (*Snip conisidince? I think not.) She was kinda dumpy looking and used to wear shoes with springs on them ( probably to support her weight) and she would bounce around the class room and peer over our heads. She would always speak directly into your face. So far you are probably thinking, so what's so bad about that. But you have not learned the horrible truth about *Snip . That women SMELLED! No I mean there was like a cloud of stink that hovered around her. If she went into the room for about halfr a minute then left the room smelled for the WHOLE day. God forbid you had to have her for a whole day. She never showered, smoked and I swear she must have rolled in rotten vegtables before coming to school. If she talked to you you had the overwhelming need to throw up.

*shudder*

BTW what are your worst teachers. Or are you going to convict me of spamming and make me set up a new topic.

well, i dont consider this embarrasing but the girl i was with did. my school have a junior part and the oldest from their year are allowed to use our library computers. this means there are almost NONE left when we want them. my friend and i got in the library and saw that there was a pair of littleones making for the computers. que me running, shoving them out of the way (i dont do this...too much) then jumping over a table to get the last computer. i raced a pair of 10 year olds to a computer and im proud of it.

Thats is funny, not embarrasing on your behalf.
I fell up my stairs lastnight. It hurt, but was funny.

Please don't mention actual teachers names Athena, thanks.

I trip up the stars. :D

There was this one time when my mom brought my sister to the doctors for a double ear infection, and I was there. We hadn't been to the doctors in about four months and our doctor was a woman. When we saw her we noticed she was pregnant, and at the end of the examination my mom goes, "Can I rub your belly?!" And litterally rubbed it. I shouted "No!" And then my sister said, "She doesn't like the word Pregnant." (Cause I don't. Just erks me I guess) And then the doctor goes "Pregant pregnant pregnant!" And then I almost died. It was the worst doctor moment of my life.


And there was this other time when I was at a hospital to get a checkup. I started giggling when they did the knee-reflex thing, but tried to hold it back. But then the docter (who was a woman again) told me to lie down on the table so she could check my liver. And I said, to be funny, "Well, it all startted when I was five..." And my mom and I laughed. Then the doctor goes, "What happened when you were five?" I was just silent-laughing, as I always do when I laugh too much. And then the doctor says, "Really, what happened?" And my mom bust out laughing with me. And I had to say something. So I said, "I bent down to get a toy ball and hit my head on a hinge." And then the doctor pitties me for a minute and leaves. Then I sit upright and continue laughing, and my mom does, too. We couldn't stop for the life of us. So then when I went to have blood drawn, I was talking to the nurse, getting ready and everything. I looked away and balled my hand, and the giggles came back! I was trying so hard not to bust out laughing, seeing as the blood was still being drawn, and they thought I was crying! At the end I told them I was laughing, and my mom and I explained why. Then we both bust out, "For no reason!" And the nurse looked like we had dissapointed her when we didn't have a good joke for her. The whole thing was just so funny!

:D

I hate doctor appointments. I always have this stupid fear that they're going tell me there's something really wrong with me.

Time being in my shoes. <_< I have to get a MRI every 6 months to make sure there's nothing wrong with my brain. <_<

What do they think is wrong with your brain?

Thsi thread is way too funny, I cracked up earlier.

Oh, and Athy, pm me with the teacher's name please, I don't remember that one.


This isn't really EMBARESSING exactly.
Anyway, windows media player (on my dad's comp) got infected so that when you put a cd in the first thing you saw was people having sex. Once you turned it off and tried again, it worked fine.
The first time this happened, Athy was the only one over, all we saw was... well. (But it was only there for a half a second before I hit the "close" button.) Athy got freaked out and ran upstairs, so I got my dad, and he said he'd gotten rid of the virus.
A few weeks later, at my birthday party, I decided to put on a cd and my friends were waiting for it. I had to search for the right one so they went back to watching the tv for a bit. As soon as I put the cd in, porn flooded the screen. Thank God no one saw that but me!
Instead of closing it, I minimized it and turned the sound off so Dad would have an easier time tracing it. It took us a while but we FINALLY managed to get rid of the virus.
Athena wouldn't come near the computer the whole night.

And you wonder WHY?!?!

In future, Artemis, get a decent antivirus. Like, for example, NOD32. There's a free 30 day trial available if you need it urgently.
Incidentally, have you ever considered what your dad might have been doing to get that particular virus there in the first place?

Anuk wrote:I trip up the stars.

That's quite an impressive feat.

Yeah, his friend accidentally mailed it to him. Honestly.

And we do have a good antivirus actualy, about six of them. (No, we don't run them all at once.)

There's only one truly good antivirus: NOD32.

Sentynel wrote:

Anuk wrote:I trip up the stars.

That's quite an impressive feat.

Why thank you.

How do you trip up the stairs?

Alright, here's the whole story:

I had to take the trash out at like 2:30 in the morning (I was staying up late with my stepfather when mom was working her nightshift). So I take it out and move the cans up to the front of the house and looked around. Nothing was moving. Nothing at all. No cars, birds, crickets, no nothing. And I'm used to hearing at least something every night when I go to bed, so I was freakin' out. So I pulled up my pants a little (Habit) and ran up my portch stairs. I triped on my pants flare and fell back down the stars. Ed opened the door and said, "Bianca, are you okay?" I just got up and laughed, even though it did hurt a little. I was more surprised by the fact I tripped up the stairs then by hurting myself. I usually trip down the stairs (constantly, as clumsiness seems to do) so I wasn't really expecting it. But then again, I could've just been tired...

I've kicked several doctors who were trying to give me shots. I've got a real phobia of needles.

Once, when I was nine, two guys walked in onme when I was changing. (Thank God I was behind my swimbag.) Idiots.
At least it was before I got my boobs, two years later. (I'm almost 15 now.)

EDIT: So your real name is Bianca?

My most embaressing moment... Hmm, probably when our science teacher put us in a computer chair and spun us around and told us to run down the asile in a straight line and he spun me more than anyone else, and I was running and everything was spinning and I fell straight onto the desk. I kept trying to get up, but when I finally got to the back I fell over. Evryone was laughing, and it was pretty funny once everything stopped spinning. Yeah, we did nothing in our science class back then. We had a competition for who could do the best cartwheels once too, so yeah we do nothing.

Oh, that's educational...