That is funny, I never remember anyones birthday either, and yet a lot of people in my school have birthdays very close to mine.

Artemis wrote:Why are all my embarrassing moments things that only happen to females?

Well, they'd be a lot more embarrassing if they happened to males...

hehe, my friend got slightly offended when i told him, at a dinner with other people around that he had man boobs. felt bad when i found out it actually hurt him....another friend was climbing between 2 chairs and got his balls stuck. twas very funny. i spent quite a while wondering why he was stood between 2 chairs, deathly pale and trying not to scream hehe

wrote:another friend was climbing between 2 chairs and got his balls stuck.

I don't even want to know how he managed to do that.

Erm, sound very unlike to me. Maybe a zipper castrophe? Very painful.

Sentynel wrote:

Artemis wrote:Why are all my embarrassing moments things that only happen to females?

Well, they'd be a lot more embarrassing if they happened to males...

Good point.

Getting his balls stuck between two chairs. Wow. That must have been painful...

Thinking about it makes me feel quite ill...

I'm so glad I'm a girl right now.

Anyway, last summer my friends were playing trivial pursuit with us on the outside table and he got a "slice" for his piece. All of a sudden, he jumped up and started dancing. then he sang as loud as he could; "I got a slice! it's really nice! Yeah, I got a slice! Yeah I'm gonna win! Win! Win! WIN!" etc. My friends stared and I heard some of the neibours laughing as they watched this fifty-something guy dance around like an idiot.

XD
Thank you god my dad on't do things like this. He is just making voices like a wolf... ˇˇ"

Gods, I don't want to even begin to contemplate what that guy must have been doing to get his balls stuck between two chairs... o.O

I can't even imagine. Thanks God girls don't have problems like that... *sigh*

Gladstone wrote:

wrote:another friend was climbing between 2 chairs and got his balls stuck.

The mental images...they burn...

I can't stop laughing whenever I read that.

I had a hysterical laughing fit when I saw the car insurance bot. It can't even spell "rate" properly. I couldn't breath for five full minutes I was laughing so hard.

I have no idea why that struck me as so funny, it just did.

Sentynel wrote: Gods, I don't want to even begin to contemplate what that guy must have been doing to get his balls stuck between two chairs... o.O

nothing too weird. it was at his little sister's school play, they were those plastic chairs that you can link together. his (littler) brother had left something in the row behind and no one could be bothered to walk round so he jumped, got there ok, kinda step/hopped back but didnt quite get enough hight :P was very funny.

A girl in one of the plays I was in nearly fell off stage.

Abel wrote:

Sentynel wrote: Gods, I don't want to even begin to contemplate what that guy must have been doing to get his balls stuck between two chairs... o.O

nothing too weird. it was at his little sister's school play, they were those plastic chairs that you can link together. his (littler) brother had left something in the row behind and no one could be bothered to walk round so he jumped, got there ok, kinda step/hopped back but didnt quite get enough hight :P was very funny.

...but nonetheless, physically getting your balls caught is pretty much impossible with a pair of trousers on.

Well, you could get only the dick caught.

But there's only one way that could happen...

i think jumping was his downfall.

Artemis wrote: Well, you could get only the dick caught.

Was wondering how it escaped a similar fate as well.

wow, this topic got... provocative. That is do funny, I feel bad for men. And most people do aim low when say fighting , a guy.