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Post Higher Spirit
Adele wrote: *hmmmm....*
Sorry Mwamba/Pedophile I can't help it. It is in my nature! :D
Righty, this coming from a girl who declared her hate of too short skirts?
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Post wrote: [email protected]...

And Anuk? Interesting FF.net Bio. How many months did you waste on it?
Only a few minutes, actually. I add more quotes as me and my friends come up with them.


Adele is SO flirting with you, by the way. I'd watch it. She's a stalker.


"If you take [a copy of] the Christian Bible and put it out in the wind and the rain, soon the paper on which the words are printed will disintegrate and the words will be gone. Our bible IS the wind and the rain." Herbalist Carol McGrath as told to her by a Native-American woman.

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Adele Djinni
I am so not * lurks up behind Post*! :D

I didn't say I hate short skirts, I just don't like seeing other girls' a$$es. Short skirts are fine.
AIONIOS
Isn't that annoying and Slutty? Ooh, can I say that? Too bad, already did. :D


"If you take [a copy of] the Christian Bible and put it out in the wind and the rain, soon the paper on which the words are printed will disintegrate and the words will be gone. Our bible IS the wind and the rain." Herbalist Carol McGrath as told to her by a Native-American woman.

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NARUTO FOREVER!
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Adele Djinni
haha, I had to put this. we went to the PA farmshow last weekend, and my brother fell off the bus infront of a police arrest. They just looked at him then went about their business.

Oh, embarrasing, i felt so bad for this girl. It was in 5th period and she stood up infront of the class to do a report and she started her period and it bled through her pants and everyone was talking about it. That really sucks, I was embarrassed for her.
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Artemis Afrit
@ Adele: Wow, that boy is such an ass. If I went to your school, i would've hurt him for you.

@ Post: I was once in a play where I was a dog pretending to pee on a tree too. Except I was a female dog, so i squatted and said "pssssssss!" to get my point across. I also had to be constipated at one point in the play. *Sighs* Ah, good times...

Anyway, BOYS, LOOK AWAY!!!

I get a really heavy flow on my "time" and I'm on medication for it.

Anyway, this is what prompted the doctor to give me meds.
My class was on a trip to the local ghost town (it is now a golf course, which really pisses me off.) and it was my time. Halfway through the tour, I snuck off the the bathroom and discovered a lot of red. I ended up stacking three overnighters on top of each other and bled through them all. (Thank god I had splash pants on overtop of the normal ones.!)

I also fell down a hill and ended up having to change my shirt because it was so muddy.

And I walked smack into a burbush and the TA had to spend most of the trip trying to get them out of my hair. After she couldn't do it, I had half the class trying to help.

In spite of all this, I thoroughly enjoyed myself, i just kind of ignored he bad stuff, which is wquite a miricle.
I say night I'm living in the forest of my dream,
I know the night is not as it would seem,
I must believe in something,
So I'll make myself believe it,
That this night will never go.


Laura Branigan, Self-control

:mouth: Oh, Canada...
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Post Higher Spirit
A guy in my class etched a girl's name in his forearm with a razor... Felt sorry for him, kept it hidden beneath a blood drenched shirt and clean sweater.

I so have to see the female's reaction to the news.
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Hmmm, emo much? I wonder what he'll say to his grandchildren.
Nothing to see here, move along.
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Post Higher Spirit
Nah, just plain insane. I wonder whether the repeated rejections have anything to do with it.

*Shurg* Good gosip materiel.
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Adele Djinni
That relly sucks Artemis. I feel so bad for you, but similar incident with me on our farmshow trip. We rode a train out and Istarted right when we got off, and we were taking a tour of the capitol and Iwent to the bathroom at the end of the tour and I had red all over my pants, but luckily I had a coat wrapped around my waist.
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Adele wrote: That relly sucks Artemis. I feel so bad for you, but similar incident with me on our farmshow trip. We rode a train out and Istarted right when we got off, and we were taking a tour of the capitol and Iwent to the bathroom at the end of the tour and I had red all over my pants, but luckily I had a coat wrapped around my waist.
Similar thing happened to me when I was eleven or so. Thought it was over. Found out I was wrong at an amusement park three hours from home.
I got a lecture from mother about it the entire way back.

One of the most embarassing things: First day of sixth grade and my new friends and I were outside playing and they decided that they were going to pretend to do the longjump.
Back then I was a rebel... always doing dangerous stunts... I'm lucky I didn't get arrested half of the time...
... I decided to actually jump, just to prove that I was cool.
So I did.
And I didn't realize that the sand was wet.

Landed and sunk down to my stubby little kid knees, then stepped out.
I realized that I was in my socks... and I couldn't find my shoes...
So I ran up to some random boy, babbling about shoes and a sandpit and pointing (because wet sand is icky and although I was covered in it, I couldn't touch it anymore). I think he got the point because I saw him fishing them out as I ran up to a teacher and explained what had happened.

I'm sorry that the memory is sketchy. That's what my memories are like.
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Athena Horla
There is no way I am telling you my most embarassing moment ( don't be offended it's because I don't remember it )

One of my more recent ones though I will tell you:

Okay I was sitting at my desk working on my language homework ( give in depth examples from the book blah blah blah) and my friend came over to me. She sat down and told me that this guy in our class ( who is a total jerk, sexist, racist, stupid, judgemental and has an I.Q of about 25) had been hitting on her again. My friend is really pretty, and he hadn't been leaving her alone for the last three months. She said that after he talked about his trip to mexico for about three hours ( how he had danced with these two girls and gone to a night club and got drunk on taquila, oh yes such a turn on) he had asked her out. She went on about how annoying he was and while she was talking I noticed a small wooden dolphin on her desk. 'Oh were did you get that' I asked, picking it up. She looked disgusted and told me I could have it if I wanted. I didn't understand why she wanted to give it to me but I didn't push her about ti. After she had gotten back to work I picked up the dolphin and started to roll it around in my hands. I even made it do stupid little jumpy things like it was swimming ( stupid I know but I didn't think anybody was watching ) Somebody coughed over my shoulder and I looked up to see the guy standing over my shoulder looking mad. Obviously I was embaressed that he had seen me playing with a toy dolphin, but I couldn't see what he was glaring at. Then he said 'I see you like the dolphin. Only actaully I got it for your friend over there'
There is a sort of busy worm,
That will the fairest book deform,
Their tasteless tooth will tear and taint
The poet, patiot,sage or saint,
Nor sparing wit nor learning.
Now, if you'd know the reason why,
The best of reasons I'll supply;
'Tis bread to this poor vermin.

J. Doraston
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Artemis Afrit
:D I remember that Athy, it was about two years ago. Of course, so was mine.

And she's not really that pretty.

Anyway, thanks for the sympathy girls. Not surprisingly almost all of my embaressing moments happen because of periods gone wrong.

BTW, tell your Dad "thanks" for me Athy. (Her Dad is my doctor.)

Actually, another time, I bled through my regular pants, and my track pants for gym, so I had to get Mom to drop more off for me. Aye, aye, aye.

Actually, I'm not embaressed by my moments, just inconvienienced. I seriously don't care at all what others think.

Oh and, Athy? Please join the werewolf game.
I say night I'm living in the forest of my dream,
I know the night is not as it would seem,
I must believe in something,
So I'll make myself believe it,
That this night will never go.


Laura Branigan, Self-control

:mouth: Oh, Canada...
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Ianna Marid
I threw up on the band teacher.

Great, eh?

"You belong in Gryffindor,
where dwell the brave at heart,
Their daring, nerve and chivalry
set Gryffindors apart."


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Post Higher Spirit
That is your most embarrassing moment?
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Athena Horla
hem hem, that wasn't two year ago! ( was it? I may be losing my memory, AH! )

There is a sort of busy worm,
That will the fairest book deform,
Their tasteless tooth will tear and taint
The poet, patiot,sage or saint,
Nor sparing wit nor learning.
Now, if you'd know the reason why,
The best of reasons I'll supply;
'Tis bread to this poor vermin.

J. Doraston
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I feel bad for you too, Art.


I hit my gym teacher in the face with a basketball in the sixth grade. But then again...I had done it on purpose...

My most embarrasing moment had to be the time when I was teasing one of my guy friends (Who is kinda slow). I was with my other friends Nicole and Patty at the time. I said, "No, we all know he likes Kristen." (She was there as well) And then Patty says, "No, he likes you." And then the guy goes, "Can't guys have feelings, too?" It was the worst moment of my life that I can remember.


"If you take [a copy of] the Christian Bible and put it out in the wind and the rain, soon the paper on which the words are printed will disintegrate and the words will be gone. Our bible IS the wind and the rain." Herbalist Carol McGrath as told to her by a Native-American woman.

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NARUTO FOREVER!
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Sentynel One with The Other Place
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AnukSuNamon wrote: I hit my gym teacher in the face with a basketball in the sixth grade. But then again...I had done it on purpose...
I hit one of my teachers with a sword fairly regularly. But then, he is my fencing teacher.
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Abel Afrit
*glares* i wanna do fencing! on an adventure trip i hit one of the instructers in the balls with the end of a rope. he was meant to catch us but didnt, so i jumped and left the rope to swing into him. i was the only one who didnt fall in the mud pit tho :D
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