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Ianna Marid
The steps at your house?

Or school?

"You belong in Gryffindor,
where dwell the brave at heart,
Their daring, nerve and chivalry
set Gryffindors apart."


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Apollo Marid
School. Unfortunately, my house isn't seven stories.
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Ianna Marid
Our school doesn't have stories. We just have really long walks.

How many kids go to yours?

"You belong in Gryffindor,
where dwell the brave at heart,
Their daring, nerve and chivalry
set Gryffindors apart."


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Apollo Marid
About 250.
My school has about 800


"If you take [a copy of] the Christian Bible and put it out in the wind and the rain, soon the paper on which the words are printed will disintegrate and the words will be gone. Our bible IS the wind and the rain." Herbalist Carol McGrath as told to her by a Native-American woman.

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NARUTO FOREVER!
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Apollo Marid
Something rather embaressing(not for me *wink* but involving me) happened at the Hell I call school today, so might as well go on topic:
The colon right there was pretty superflous. I basically attacked an unlucky soul that I'll call Ben. I'm not ussually prone to violent behaveior(I said usually. It's mostly verbal abuse), but he had it coming. For a while. This guy thinks he's sooo tough, and sooo popular that he could do whatever he wants. He's annoying. Constantly sitting behind me and flicking rubber bands, poking, kicking desk, and things I'm not obliged to describe. What with the thing he does, his "spasm", he shouts "Spasm!" and just comes up and whacks you. Rather hard. He was doing it to my friends and me, ranting on about ow inferiorly weak we are, and in a fit of him laughing, I kinda...hit him in the jaw. What? He had gotten away with his way to long. Again, there was something else I'm not obliged to say, if there isn't enough evidence.
Wooo Apollo! Fight the power!!!! Imma do that to a guy I've let go too much. He deserves it, too....Ah, you gave me inspiration. :cookie:


"If you take [a copy of] the Christian Bible and put it out in the wind and the rain, soon the paper on which the words are printed will disintegrate and the words will be gone. Our bible IS the wind and the rain." Herbalist Carol McGrath as told to her by a Native-American woman.

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NARUTO FOREVER!
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Apollo Marid
Is that good or bad? I didn't really want to hit him, even though I did, it just sort of happened. That didn't make sense. What I mean is, I'm not necsisarilly proud of it... But your welcome for the inspiration...
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Abel Afrit
well done :D someone nicked 50 euro from me yesterday, i think i know who it is (she is one of 3 people who had access to my room and all of a sudden got money when i lost mine) but i have no evidence so there is no way i can accuse her of it openly.
I love that, after years of not using this forum, my average posts per day is 0.7
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Gladstone Golem
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Search her stuff?
hi there
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Athena Horla
Hmmmmmmmmmm I've got a new one for Arti ...

Maybe I'll let her tell it. But it was very very funny.
There is a sort of busy worm,
That will the fairest book deform,
Their tasteless tooth will tear and taint
The poet, patiot,sage or saint,
Nor sparing wit nor learning.
Now, if you'd know the reason why,
The best of reasons I'll supply;
'Tis bread to this poor vermin.

J. Doraston
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Artemis Afrit
The one where I dropped pasta down my boobs, I know. (Yes, she's at my house now) But hah-hah for you, I already posted it.
I say night I'm living in the forest of my dream,
I know the night is not as it would seem,
I must believe in something,
So I'll make myself believe it,
That this night will never go.


Laura Branigan, Self-control

:mouth: Oh, Canada...
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Athena Horla
I've got others on you Artimes. You wait and see.
There is a sort of busy worm,
That will the fairest book deform,
Their tasteless tooth will tear and taint
The poet, patiot,sage or saint,
Nor sparing wit nor learning.
Now, if you'd know the reason why,
The best of reasons I'll supply;
'Tis bread to this poor vermin.

J. Doraston
Leave Art alone.

She's got Synthenasea. That beats you 20 to 1. :D

Apollo: Both good and bad. I'm gonna hit that guy eventually, I promise. But after my team goes to Six Flags. It'll be my first time going, and I don't wanna miss it.


"If you take [a copy of] the Christian Bible and put it out in the wind and the rain, soon the paper on which the words are printed will disintegrate and the words will be gone. Our bible IS the wind and the rain." Herbalist Carol McGrath as told to her by a Native-American woman.

~~~~~~~~~~~~

NARUTO FOREVER!
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Athena Horla
Oh I know she does. So does our friend - Hera as we call her. (We're into greek gods). I would say that I wish I had it, but then I can't understand it at all so I can't honestly say that I want it. From Arti's descriptions though it sounds really cool.
There is a sort of busy worm,
That will the fairest book deform,
Their tasteless tooth will tear and taint
The poet, patiot,sage or saint,
Nor sparing wit nor learning.
Now, if you'd know the reason why,
The best of reasons I'll supply;
'Tis bread to this poor vermin.

J. Doraston
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Artemis Afrit
And synaesthesia triumphs once more!

Athena, nothing actually embaresses me, so you have nothing "on me". I just post what's (at least half-way) funny.
I say night I'm living in the forest of my dream,
I know the night is not as it would seem,
I must believe in something,
So I'll make myself believe it,
That this night will never go.


Laura Branigan, Self-control

:mouth: Oh, Canada...
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Athena Horla
*sigh*

There is a sort of busy worm,
That will the fairest book deform,
Their tasteless tooth will tear and taint
The poet, patiot,sage or saint,
Nor sparing wit nor learning.
Now, if you'd know the reason why,
The best of reasons I'll supply;
'Tis bread to this poor vermin.

J. Doraston
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Ianna Marid
So, um, don't you guys should get your own thread to fight?

"You belong in Gryffindor,
where dwell the brave at heart,
Their daring, nerve and chivalry
set Gryffindors apart."


Na, let em do it here. :D


"If you take [a copy of] the Christian Bible and put it out in the wind and the rain, soon the paper on which the words are printed will disintegrate and the words will be gone. Our bible IS the wind and the rain." Herbalist Carol McGrath as told to her by a Native-American woman.

~~~~~~~~~~~~

NARUTO FOREVER!
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Athena Horla
:rolleyes: Moving on...

There is a sort of busy worm,
That will the fairest book deform,
Their tasteless tooth will tear and taint
The poet, patiot,sage or saint,
Nor sparing wit nor learning.
Now, if you'd know the reason why,
The best of reasons I'll supply;
'Tis bread to this poor vermin.

J. Doraston

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