Apollo Marid
31 Mar 07 - 02:55
Dear Lord.
Is every day like that?
Ah, I shouldn't be talking. I've had days just as insane, or more.
Is every day like that?
Ah, I shouldn't be talking. I've had days just as insane, or more.
Funniest and/or most embarrasing
General Chat
Apocrypha Afrit
31 Mar 07 - 03:04
Ah, yeah. I ran into a door the other day. I was running for some reason and I was running inside the little yellow circles and someone opened a door and I ran straight into it. I nearly broke my arm.
Apollo Marid
31 Mar 07 - 03:10
That reminds me. My friends thought it would be funny to tamper with the screws on the hinges of my locker door. I open it and it come right off. That's two, guys...the more they prank me, the worse it's going to turn out for them in the end...anyone have ideas?
31 Mar 07 - 09:07
"Give a man a fire and he'll stay warm for a day.
"Set a man on fire and he'll stay warm for the rest of his life."
Or is that a bit too extreme?
"Set a man on fire and he'll stay warm for the rest of his life."
Or is that a bit too extreme?
Sentynel - Head Ninja, Admin, Keeper of the Ban Afrit, Official Forum Graphics Guy, and forum code debugger.
A still more glorious dawn awaits, not a sunrise, but a galaxy rise, a morning filled with 400 billion suns - the rising of the Milky Way
A still more glorious dawn awaits, not a sunrise, but a galaxy rise, a morning filled with 400 billion suns - the rising of the Milky Way
WinterTabby Horla
31 Mar 07 - 13:21
Pratchett!
Embarassing was when I had to yell 'Kinky' at a waiting room full of people because someone named their dog that.
Embarassing was when I had to yell 'Kinky' at a waiting room full of people because someone named their dog that.
Nothing to see here, move along.
Apollo Marid
31 Mar 07 - 21:41
Good idea Sentynel, very good, but if I kill them I wouldn't be able to torture them for the remainder of the year. :mwamba:
Artemis Afrit
1 Apr 07 - 02:14
I've managed to run into more opbvious things. Such as a brick wall.Apocrypha wrote: Ah, yeah. I ran into a door the other day. I was running for some reason and I was running inside the little yellow circles and someone opened a door and I ran straight into it. I nearly broke my arm.
Man, did I feel stupid.
I say night I'm living in the forest of my dream,
I know the night is not as it would seem,
I must believe in something,
So I'll make myself believe it,
That this night will never go.
Laura Branigan, Self-control
Oh, Canada...
I know the night is not as it would seem,
I must believe in something,
So I'll make myself believe it,
That this night will never go.
Laura Branigan, Self-control
Oh, Canada...
AnukSuNamon Afrit
1 Apr 07 - 03:27
They're your friends right? Get them to either do/tell something embarrasing. Then you can always use it as blackmail in the future. :DApollo wrote: Good idea Sentynel, very good, but if I kill them I wouldn't be able to torture them for the remainder of the year. :mwamba:
Welcome to my life, Art. <_<wrote:I've managed to run into more opbvious things. Such as a brick wall.
Man, did I feel stupid.
Ah yes, I forgot:
Yup, just about. It's fun most of the time, though.wrote:Dear Lord.
Is every day like that?
Ah, I shouldn't be talking. I've had days just as insane, or more.
"If you take [a copy of] the Christian Bible and put it out in the wind and the rain, soon the paper on which the words are printed will disintegrate and the words will be gone. Our bible IS the wind and the rain." Herbalist Carol McGrath as told to her by a Native-American woman.
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NARUTO FOREVER!
Apollo Marid
1 Apr 07 - 17:14
Not necesiarrily my friends, but my class only has like 19 people in it. So it's not big eough not to be close to anyone. But these two are annoying.
Adele Djinni
2 Apr 07 - 11:46
There was this really "posture concience" girl in our school, and she was pretty, we went on this field trip and she was there, and on the bus there was a not so pretty girl sitting beside her, on the window side. The not so pretty girl was hanging out the window trying to get trucks to honk, and our teacher said "You should stop and let the pretty girl try, she will get more guys to honk."Apollo wrote: We always get truck drivers to honk there horns...teachers hate it, so it's fun.
That is so cruel
AIONIOS
Ianna Marid
2 Apr 07 - 16:00
That's just plain mean.
"You belong in Gryffindor,
where dwell the brave at heart,
Their daring, nerve and chivalry
set Gryffindors apart."
"You belong in Gryffindor,
where dwell the brave at heart,
Their daring, nerve and chivalry
set Gryffindors apart."
Apollo Marid
2 Apr 07 - 19:37
Wow. That's pretty bad...
Ianna Marid
3 Apr 07 - 02:33
Has anyone ever fallen up the stairs?
"You belong in Gryffindor,
where dwell the brave at heart,
Their daring, nerve and chivalry
set Gryffindors apart."
"You belong in Gryffindor,
where dwell the brave at heart,
Their daring, nerve and chivalry
set Gryffindors apart."
Apollo Marid
3 Apr 07 - 20:18
Um. No. 
What like an escelator?
What like an escelator?
Ianna Marid
3 Apr 07 - 21:31
No, like you trip and face up.
"You belong in Gryffindor,
where dwell the brave at heart,
Their daring, nerve and chivalry
set Gryffindors apart."
"You belong in Gryffindor,
where dwell the brave at heart,
Their daring, nerve and chivalry
set Gryffindors apart."
AnukSuNamon Afrit
3 Apr 07 - 21:34
I can't count the number of times I've done that... :DIanna wrote: Has anyone ever fallen up the stairs?
"If you take [a copy of] the Christian Bible and put it out in the wind and the rain, soon the paper on which the words are printed will disintegrate and the words will be gone. Our bible IS the wind and the rain." Herbalist Carol McGrath as told to her by a Native-American woman.
~~~~~~~~~~~~
NARUTO FOREVER!
Ianna Marid
3 Apr 07 - 21:37
Someone else! I'm not alone, so now I don't feel half as stupid...
"You belong in Gryffindor,
where dwell the brave at heart,
Their daring, nerve and chivalry
set Gryffindors apart."
"You belong in Gryffindor,
where dwell the brave at heart,
Their daring, nerve and chivalry
set Gryffindors apart."
AnukSuNamon Afrit
3 Apr 07 - 22:10
Yes, I am mentally blonde. :sentynel:
"If you take [a copy of] the Christian Bible and put it out in the wind and the rain, soon the paper on which the words are printed will disintegrate and the words will be gone. Our bible IS the wind and the rain." Herbalist Carol McGrath as told to her by a Native-American woman.
~~~~~~~~~~~~
NARUTO FOREVER!
"If you take [a copy of] the Christian Bible and put it out in the wind and the rain, soon the paper on which the words are printed will disintegrate and the words will be gone. Our bible IS the wind and the rain." Herbalist Carol McGrath as told to her by a Native-American woman.
~~~~~~~~~~~~
NARUTO FOREVER!
Ianna Marid
4 Apr 07 - 01:00
I'm both mentally and phyiscally.
Well, mentally I sometimes surprise myself.
"You belong in Gryffindor,
where dwell the brave at heart,
Their daring, nerve and chivalry
set Gryffindors apart."
Well, mentally I sometimes surprise myself.
"You belong in Gryffindor,
where dwell the brave at heart,
Their daring, nerve and chivalry
set Gryffindors apart."
Apollo Marid
4 Apr 07 - 02:12
No. I'm usually pulled backwords by my insanely heavy books I'm hauling up the seven flights of stairs.