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Abel Afrit
today the upper sixth and teachers swapped places (not propery, and really just for the morning). assembly was ace, most of the teachers dressed in our school uniform and the head girl took assembly. the drama and DT teacher both wore skirts :P
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Apocrypha Afrit
Artemis wrote: Why was he/she fired?
He's a stupid idiot. I really do hate him. He stepped on a student's foot and pushed him over. Dumbass. That was strike 2 too! He had looked down a girl's skirt once.
Fred Imp
Well once i nearly did the splits on an esclator (moving stairs found in shopping centers) and it was embarressing and for ages after i feared going on esclators.
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Ianna Marid
I had a similar experience. However, it was in a slippery hallway.

At school.

In front of everyone.

"You belong in Gryffindor,
where dwell the brave at heart,
Their daring, nerve and chivalry
set Gryffindors apart."


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Adele Djinni
every year, you can count on me falling off the bus
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Artemis Afrit
Apocrypha wrote:
Artemis wrote: Why was he/she fired?
He's a stupid idiot. I really do hate him. He stepped on a student's foot and pushed him over. Dumbass. That was strike 2 too! He had looked down a girl's skirt once.
Asshole.

How could someone look down a girl's skirt?
I say night I'm living in the forest of my dream,
I know the night is not as it would seem,
I must believe in something,
So I'll make myself believe it,
That this night will never go.


Laura Branigan, Self-control

:mouth: Oh, Canada...
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Apollo Marid
Sounds like the teacher I used to have. He was fired, then put under house arrest.
:blink: I've never had teachers like that...


"If you take [a copy of] the Christian Bible and put it out in the wind and the rain, soon the paper on which the words are printed will disintegrate and the words will be gone. Our bible IS the wind and the rain." Herbalist Carol McGrath as told to her by a Native-American woman.

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NARUTO FOREVER!
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Apollo Marid
Lucky...
Acctualy, we were pretty thankful For them finding out, that is. The police came and shut the school down for like 14 days.
Now that's lucky. The only exciting thing that's ever happened to me in a school was in Elementary. The sewage backed up (somehow) into the water supply and all the water that came out of the water fountains was a gross brown.


"If you take [a copy of] the Christian Bible and put it out in the wind and the rain, soon the paper on which the words are printed will disintegrate and the words will be gone. Our bible IS the wind and the rain." Herbalist Carol McGrath as told to her by a Native-American woman.

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NARUTO FOREVER!
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Apollo Marid
It's always like that here.
Uh, eew. I hope for your own sake you don't drink the water.


"If you take [a copy of] the Christian Bible and put it out in the wind and the rain, soon the paper on which the words are printed will disintegrate and the words will be gone. Our bible IS the wind and the rain." Herbalist Carol McGrath as told to her by a Native-American woman.

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NARUTO FOREVER!
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Apollo Marid
No one does.
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Abel Afrit
once the council cut off the water to our part of town, all the water was gross and brown for like 3 days <_< but they gave us bottles of water after a bit.
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Adele Djinni
I have a old science teacher who always looks down girls shirts, and a history teacher who stares at girls' asses
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Yakaii Ghul
Well... it's a bit off but it was really fun for me.
A woman called us on the telephone that we won a weekend in a hotel and I answered that 'I'm just 14 years old I can't decide where my parnets go *little laugh*' The woman thought I was 22 or at the age of that and she said I have charcteristic voice. Haha this made me happy... :)
"Is that a unicorn? No I'll wear the purple shoes and who painted the kitten?"
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Apollo Marid
HaHa! Lucky... :P
There was this one time when I was like 12 on the bus. We were at a stop and saw these 2 white guys dressed in nerdy outifts like Abel's sig. Everyone laughed, pointed, opened the windows, and shouted, "You're gay!!!" Twas quite fun.

I don't know why I suddenly remembered that...:blink:


"If you take [a copy of] the Christian Bible and put it out in the wind and the rain, soon the paper on which the words are printed will disintegrate and the words will be gone. Our bible IS the wind and the rain." Herbalist Carol McGrath as told to her by a Native-American woman.

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NARUTO FOREVER!
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Apollo Marid
We always get truck drivers to honk there horns...teachers hate it, so it's fun.
I use to do that on field trips in elementary school on the highway. Yes, it's very fun.

I have a wonderful tale to tell for today:
[3/30/07]
1. I come into school all dressed up for career day, and all the teachers and my friends love it. Execpt the boys, for some reason. So I'm like, "Whatever," and I continue on my day. All's well for quite a while.
2. This guy I talk to sometimes fools around and says, "Bianca, you look like a witch." So I chase after him and hit him a bunch when I catch him in a corner, and apparently I hit him harder then I thought I did.
3. A second guy who thinks he's funny when he pushes his friends out of the way when Im coming and shout, "(soso) watch out!" After the adrenaline with the other guy, I spilled over and attacked this guy. Didn't hit him too much (the whimp covered his face with his arms like a baby)
4. I walked over to the first guy and he's all like, "Bianca" and smiles all cheesy and stuff. I look at him for a minute and give a little simle. Then he looks at me for about another second before bursting into a run. I follow after him, surprised, and he goes, "Bianca, why are you gonna hit me?" And I'm like, "I never said I was gonna hit you!" So yeah, I'm gonna give him 2 packs of gum Monday as a peace treaty. Today was fun.
5. Ah yes, I forgot, there was this one guy who said I look like a 'ho from New Jersey. So now me and my friends kid around with that. Yes, I didn't take it offensively basically because I've never even gone out with a guy.


"If you take [a copy of] the Christian Bible and put it out in the wind and the rain, soon the paper on which the words are printed will disintegrate and the words will be gone. Our bible IS the wind and the rain." Herbalist Carol McGrath as told to her by a Native-American woman.

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NARUTO FOREVER!

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