Rule1:No Weapons. Rule2:Fight to the death. Who would win?!

Bartimaeus
Nat
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FOOTSTOOL
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With luck, cleverness, and underhand tactics.
Not that I mind...
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A lot of the fight would probably be up to chance, right now I can't see one person/djinni/thing being guaranteed to win.

Though Nat probably doesn't stand a chance, in any scenario.


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Yup.
First to die, probably.
Go Verroq!
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bart all the way! :D
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Apollo Marid
Thank you for seeing the light.

I remember this topic...
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So do I.
'Light'?
More like tainted light.
Verroq would win.
Bart would die trying, or die running.
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Well if they were all fighting, would they know that the footstool was fighting too?
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Heh, that would be funny.

One of them wins against the other two, only to be kept there until their death because they haven't beaten the footstool yet and never realize that they have to.

And then the footstool wins.


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Apollo Marid
Maybe, maybe.
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Nah, footstool shouldn't even count.
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Dansariki wrote:Nah, footstool shouldn't even count.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Traitor!

Besides, it's actually possible for the footstool to win. It just stands there while the others kill each other off.
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Apollo Marid
Sounds a lot like what Fuzzy said.

No, the Footstool shouldn't count.
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Apollo wrote:Sounds a lot like what Fuzzy said.
Nope. It's all one hundred percent plagiarized orginal.

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Dansariki Higher Spirit
Riight.
If the footstool sits there, then it's loses by default because it's not participating in said fight.
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Dansariki wrote:If the footstool sits there, then it's loses by default because it's not participating in said fight.
How does that work?

Unless you mean he doesn't deserve the win. Then I can somewhat sympathize with that.
The footstool wins due to enormous levels of awesome.
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Nero: in a way...
DC: Fail.
Nero: no, it shouldn't be in the equation at all, it can't fight!
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Dansariki wrote:DC: Fail.
no, you fail for hating the footstool!
It would make everyone else's head explode.
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Uh-huh.
Verroq wins, burns the stupid footstool.
Knowledge is Power, Power Corrupts, and Corruption Destroys.

Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's troublesome.
~Isaac Asimov
There was never a good war, or a bad peace.
~Benjamin Franklin
You can kill a man but you can't kill an idea.
~Medgar Evers

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dormado Mite
Footstool wins.

Verroq tries to kill bart when he gets hit by a giant detonation and even his magical resistance fails so he dies.

It turns out that footstool is actually a demon 10 times more powerful then Ramuthra and Nouda combined. He has so much power that he can hide himself on first 16 planes, and pretend that he's a footstool.

In the end Bart and Nat stand no chance against this mighty demon.

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