Fight!

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Rule1:No Weapons. Rule2:Fight to the death. Who would win?!

Bartimaeus
Nat
Mercenary
FOOTSTOOL
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Dansariki Higher Spirit
22 Aug 08 - 02:37
With luck, cleverness, and underhand tactics.
Not that I mind...
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22 Aug 08 - 18:25
A lot of the fight would probably be up to chance, right now I can't see one person/djinni/thing being guaranteed to win.

Though Nat probably doesn't stand a chance, in any scenario.


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Dansariki Higher Spirit
22 Aug 08 - 22:36
Yup.
First to die, probably.
Go Verroq!
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1 Nov 08 - 12:34
bart all the way! :D
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Apollo Marid
1 Nov 08 - 17:10
Thank you for seeing the light.

I remember this topic...
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Dansariki Higher Spirit
1 Nov 08 - 22:54
So do I.
'Light'?
More like tainted light.
Verroq would win.
Bart would die trying, or die running.
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2 Nov 08 - 17:22
Well if they were all fighting, would they know that the footstool was fighting too?
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2 Nov 08 - 20:25
Heh, that would be funny.

One of them wins against the other two, only to be kept there until their death because they haven't beaten the footstool yet and never realize that they have to.

And then the footstool wins.


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Apollo Marid
3 Nov 08 - 04:30
Maybe, maybe.
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Dansariki Higher Spirit
4 Nov 08 - 22:27
Nah, footstool shouldn't even count.
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There was never a good war, or a bad peace.
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Nero Higher Spirit
4 Nov 08 - 23:42
Dansariki wrote:Nah, footstool shouldn't even count.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Traitor!

Besides, it's actually possible for the footstool to win. It just stands there while the others kill each other off.
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Apollo Marid
5 Nov 08 - 02:03
Sounds a lot like what Fuzzy said.

No, the Footstool shouldn't count.
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Nero Higher Spirit
5 Nov 08 - 02:14
Apollo wrote:Sounds a lot like what Fuzzy said.
Nope. It's all one hundred percent plagiarized orginal.

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Dansariki Higher Spirit
5 Nov 08 - 20:42
Riight.
If the footstool sits there, then it's loses by default because it's not participating in said fight.
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Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's troublesome.
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There was never a good war, or a bad peace.
~Benjamin Franklin
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Nero Higher Spirit
5 Nov 08 - 23:37
Dansariki wrote:If the footstool sits there, then it's loses by default because it's not participating in said fight.
How does that work?

Unless you mean he doesn't deserve the win. Then I can somewhat sympathize with that.
5 Nov 08 - 23:41
The footstool wins due to enormous levels of awesome.
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Dansariki Higher Spirit
5 Nov 08 - 23:45
Nero: in a way...
DC: Fail.
Nero: no, it shouldn't be in the equation at all, it can't fight!
Knowledge is Power, Power Corrupts, and Corruption Destroys.

Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's troublesome.
~Isaac Asimov
There was never a good war, or a bad peace.
~Benjamin Franklin
You can kill a man but you can't kill an idea.
~Medgar Evers

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8 Nov 08 - 00:24
Dansariki wrote:DC: Fail.
no, you fail for hating the footstool!
It would make everyone else's head explode.
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Dansariki Higher Spirit
19 Nov 08 - 20:45
Uh-huh.
Verroq wins, burns the stupid footstool.
Knowledge is Power, Power Corrupts, and Corruption Destroys.

Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's troublesome.
~Isaac Asimov
There was never a good war, or a bad peace.
~Benjamin Franklin
You can kill a man but you can't kill an idea.
~Medgar Evers

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dormado Mite
24 Nov 08 - 13:01
Footstool wins.

Verroq tries to kill bart when he gets hit by a giant detonation and even his magical resistance fails so he dies.

It turns out that footstool is actually a demon 10 times more powerful then Ramuthra and Nouda combined. He has so much power that he can hide himself on first 16 planes, and pretend that he's a footstool.

In the end Bart and Nat stand no chance against this mighty demon.

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