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Rule1:No Weapons. Rule2:Fight to the death. Who would win?!

Bartimaeus
Nat
Mercenary
FOOTSTOOL
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Dansariki Higher Spirit
27 May 08 - 16:33
Spammer.
Go Bart.
Verroq would win.
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4 Jun 08 - 13:20
I still support the footstool. Though Nat has a good chance too. Bart & Verroq fight & in the process destroy the footstool. Bart then defeats the mercenary. Then Nat dismisses him.
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Dansariki Higher Spirit
30 Jun 08 - 00:04
Right.
Verroq kills Nat, then Bart, destroys footstool.
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1 Jul 08 - 14:52
That's possible too. It's possible for everyone to win & everyone to lose. Just depends on how everything happens.
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Cassie Mite
5 Jul 08 - 19:54
gah the footstool! rofl freakin awesome.
10 Jul 08 - 17:00
the footstool probably loses first because bartimaeus uses a detonation on it ....
the mercenary loses to bart because he has no weapons so he's kind of useless....and even though he's got resilience bart will probably change into some sort of animal and kill him.....which leaves nat VS bart
but how is bart even on earth if he hasn't been summoned by nat....? ^o)
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10 Jul 08 - 17:54
KItty summons him? Jonathon Stroud puts him there? We summon him?

It's really just hypothetical.


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Dansariki Higher Spirit
2 Aug 08 - 04:35
Go Merc.
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coltsmagi Mouler
2 Aug 08 - 13:49
I chose Barti~~~WOOT 4 BARTI :gladstone:
anyway, here's how i think it would go (assuming Nat was allowed to summon)
Nat runs for the chalk to draw a penticle, Barti detonationitizeles him
NAT DEAD :pokehimon:
The mercinary uses the only thing he can without his weapons, his raw strength. He lunges at Barti, who dodges and, taking faquarl's advice at not using magic, beats his skull open with the footstool.
MERC DEAD :pokehimon:
The footstool has been dead ever since the greasy lumberjack hacked it down as a tree.
FOOTSTOOL DEAD :pokehimon:
Barti wins!!!!!!!! :dance:
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Nero Higher Spirit
2 Aug 08 - 14:07
coltsmagi wrote:I chose Barti~~~WOOT 4 BARTI :gladstone:
anyway, here's how i think it would go (assuming Nat was allowed to summon)
Nat runs for the chalk to draw a penticle, Barti detonationitizeles him
NAT DEAD :pokehimon:
The mercinary uses the only thing he can without his weapons, his raw strength. He lunges at Barti, who dodges and, taking faquarl's advice at not using magic, beats his skull open with the footstool.
MERC DEAD :pokehimon:
The footstool has been dead ever since the greasy lumberjack hacked it down as a tree.
FOOTSTOOL DEAD :pokehimon:
Barti wins!!!!!!!! :dance:
That's actually an intelligent possibility...
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Dansariki Higher Spirit
2 Aug 08 - 14:46
One of several so far.
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Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's troublesome.
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There was never a good war, or a bad peace.
~Benjamin Franklin
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8 Aug 08 - 20:18
Nero wrote:There are tons. ;)
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probaly the mercenary, or a tie inbetween the footstool and the mercenary. Since the mercanary wouldnt know the footstool was battling. He would think its just a footstool... well in the case that he picks it up and uses it to hit someone...
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8 Aug 08 - 21:35
Or :
The mercenary runs at nat planning to strangle him but on the way trips over the footstool therefore crushing poor nat and simultaneously breaking his neck....Then Bart just uses a detonation on the remaining enemy so its :wave: footstool....

In the end Barti wins.... :D
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Dansariki Higher Spirit
15 Aug 08 - 02:03
Verroq wins.
Simple.
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Nero Higher Spirit
15 Aug 08 - 14:22
Always without a way Dansariki. :P
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Dansariki Higher Spirit
16 Aug 08 - 22:06
I've detailed three different versions of how Verroq could win.
Find them.
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There was never a good war, or a bad peace.
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Nero Higher Spirit
17 Aug 08 - 14:56
Nah. I'm too lazy. :P
17 Aug 08 - 17:06
Dansariki wrote:Verroq wins.
Simple.
nope...
Barti wins.... :P
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Dansariki Higher Spirit
17 Aug 08 - 18:27
Barti tries very hard, but fails, and falls.
Verroq, in all likelyhood, would either kill Bart, or at least knock him out.
Knowledge is Power, Power Corrupts, and Corruption Destroys.

Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's troublesome.
~Isaac Asimov
There was never a good war, or a bad peace.
~Benjamin Franklin
You can kill a man but you can't kill an idea.
~Medgar Evers

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21 Aug 08 - 23:03
I dont know, Barti is pretty good at surviving crazy situations
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