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Rule1:No Weapons. Rule2:Fight to the death. Who would win?!

Bartimaeus
Nat
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21 Apr 08 - 07:02
I still support Bart. I am certain he would find a way to finish Verroq.
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Nero Higher Spirit
21 Apr 08 - 11:39
By running away perhaps? Into heavy traffic? :D
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Dansariki Higher Spirit
21 Apr 08 - 21:10
Hell, that proly wouldn't work either...
If Barti knew what Faquarl said about avoiding magic, then maybe.
Just Maybe...
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22 Apr 08 - 09:09
Yeah maybe.
Interesting topic but I think we have extinguished all options.
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Dansariki Higher Spirit
30 Apr 08 - 16:46
Never, only three pages? pfft.
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Queezle7 Horla
30 Apr 08 - 19:52
Bart & the footstool would win, because Bart would defeat everyone else. And the footstool would not be attacked by anyone.
Look, Queezle.
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1 May 08 - 14:05
lol..i loved that footstool part in the book...i actually laughed out loud during nats and barts conversation then...lol...it was REALLY hilarious.."i really like his style somehow..footstool.." "bartimaeus that actually IS a footstool...no one is occupying that pentacle..."
i mean LOL.. :lol2:
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7 May 08 - 11:27
Queezle7 wrote: Bart & the footstool would win, because Bart would defeat everyone else. And the footstool would not be attacked by anyone.
Good reasoning. I agree with u.
"If the bee disappears from the surface of the earth, man would have no more than four years to live. No more bees, no more pollination ... no more men!" - Einstein
"I like quoting Einstein. Know why? Because nobody dares contradict you." - Studs Terkel.
<@Ximenez> Sentynel: But i have a life? No. Qed.
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Dansariki Higher Spirit
8 May 08 - 16:26
Omg, the footstool win's after all....
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~Isaac Asimov
There was never a good war, or a bad peace.
~Benjamin Franklin
You can kill a man but you can't kill an idea.
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9 May 08 - 17:59
Dansariki wrote: Omg, the footstool win's after all....
Correction. With Bart.
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Dansariki Higher Spirit
9 May 08 - 18:21
But it still wins. The mere fact is overwhelming...
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Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's troublesome.
~Isaac Asimov
There was never a good war, or a bad peace.
~Benjamin Franklin
You can kill a man but you can't kill an idea.
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Apollo Marid
9 May 08 - 20:02
I reject both of your theories.

Yes, Bartimaeus would find a way to kill Varroq/Nathaniel. But aassuming he heard the rules of the fight beforehand, in order to win, he knows him must demolish the footstool.

So he simply throws an Inferno at it.
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Dansariki Higher Spirit
10 May 08 - 13:50
Verroq wins, tries to sit on footstool, and breaks it.
Go Merc!
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Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's troublesome.
~Isaac Asimov
There was never a good war, or a bad peace.
~Benjamin Franklin
You can kill a man but you can't kill an idea.
~Medgar Evers

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Apollo Marid
10 May 08 - 17:20
Stubborn.

Bartimaeus would, I'm sure, find a way. I'm sure Stroud can think of something.
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Dansariki Higher Spirit
10 May 08 - 22:22
I wanna friggin' find out what the new book's gonna be about...
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Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's troublesome.
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There was never a good war, or a bad peace.
~Benjamin Franklin
You can kill a man but you can't kill an idea.
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Apollo Marid
11 May 08 - 02:45
Nothing, because it shall not exist.

Unless your talking about the encyclopedia thing he's working on, than it shall probably resemble...
An encyclopedia.
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Dansariki Higher Spirit
11 May 08 - 14:12
He working on an encyclopedia?
Ha! I predicted it!
idk though...


Go Merc!
Knowledge is Power, Power Corrupts, and Corruption Destroys.

Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's troublesome.
~Isaac Asimov
There was never a good war, or a bad peace.
~Benjamin Franklin
You can kill a man but you can't kill an idea.
~Medgar Evers

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Apollo Marid
11 May 08 - 19:11
Mentioned a "Bartimaeus Bible," I believe it was, in one of his answers.
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Nero Higher Spirit
11 May 08 - 23:58
Hmm, Wikipedia's technically a encyclopedia....
Only the article isn't really paid too much attention to...
Unlike say Canada
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Dansariki Higher Spirit
12 May 08 - 16:45
Because Canada's a country.
Doi.
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Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's troublesome.
~Isaac Asimov
There was never a good war, or a bad peace.
~Benjamin Franklin
You can kill a man but you can't kill an idea.
~Medgar Evers

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