wrote: His treatment of her seemed...well let's put it this way: it was hard to tell exactly how it was self-serving. No doubt there were ulterior motives aplenty, if you only knew where to look for them.

Yeah, well he did keep him on Earth for two years. But this footnote that he gave at one point towards the end of the book was a little harsh.

I was thinking of how he told Queezle Nat was the sort to have a bottle and a girl in the same hand.

I thought that comment was funny.

Most of Bartimaeus's comments are funny.

Unless they're serious.

But they are still veryh intresting and informative.

*Stomps on the people at amazon when gave it a one star rating*

You know, I have problems with them.

Don't just stamp them. I'll let you borrow my army tank...

Sweet ride, dude.

Honestly, I don't see how people can say that.

Well, do you know anyone who called Bartimaeus a Lord of the Rings rip-off?

For his protection, I will not give out his name.

He said WHAT?

Nope, but some people said it was stupid of switching point of views.

I loved that!

I liked it too.

I know, I wanted to throttle him when he said that. This was the general arguement (a censored version)

Me: You haven't even read the books.

Him: I read it, it was boring.

Me: And what makes you think it's a rip off of LotR, it's nothing like it.

Him: Look at the guy at the front. (It's the American edition of the first book. It reminds him of Gollum.)

*Attacks the mysterious him with a broom*

If it were me and him:

Me: That's a gargoyle!

H:

Me: And if you think a gargoyle is like Gollum you haven't even read Lord of the Rings!

Want me to tell him you said that?

Why not?

I'd tell him myself, were I there.

And if he disagress with me.

I'll ship Him/Jane.

The Ugly Jane.

He likes pretty girls.

Ugly Jane, even if she's appaulling inside, she's probably pretty hot on the outside.

Ship him with Tavian. (Don't ask.)

No, no.

The Ugly Jane after she lost her mind right before she died.

Because someone tried to ship her with Nathaniel.

But ok, why not.

Tavian would be a worse choice for him. (Trust me on this one.)

Oh, alright.

But you must tell me who he is.

Who, Tavian?

Well, he's a fourth grader with big teeth that gets in trouble a lot. He's violent and I heard not a really good kid.

(Okay, I'm just being mean, I'm sure there's a different side to Tavian, but if I told Thomas, (oh, let the guy's name slip) he wouldn't find that a very happy prospect.

Thomas, eh?

I now can channel my anger.

You are not going to make a voo doo doll, are you?

No, they don't work, anyway.