What would your fake name be?

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Well, it is not really for making up names. It just gives a random name which is already in use. And mixes the first name and middle name quite tastelessly. But otherwise it is pretty useful.
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Cathy Imp
It's a program that churns out name combos, then. ^__^
But magicians don't need a middle name...do they? Or is it a choice?
I don't think this was ever mentioned in the series.
No, it wasn't mentioned. I guess it is a choice. Honestly, I find middle names stupid.
"If the bee disappears from the surface of the earth, man would have no more than four years to live. No more bees, no more pollination ... no more men!" - Einstein
"I like quoting Einstein. Know why? Because nobody dares contradict you." - Studs Terkel.
<@Ximenez> Sentynel: But i have a life? No. Qed.
periwinkle Mouler
All family names a real ones, I've just matched them with suitable first names:

Lucius Prat
Caius Peacock
Aurora Coffee - (Aurora = Greek Goddess of the dawn)

or, if you want to become an evil magician:

Thanatos De Ath (Thanatos = Greek God of the Death) - the name is much more worthy than something like for example Voldemort ...

If you'd like an elegant French name:

Ambroise Beauregard (= beautiful gaze) or Beauvisage (= beautiful face)


And if you want to join the Resistance and would like to use a fake name:

Hassdenteufel - German: Hatethedevil: Most bestest name ever!!! Preferably, you match this name with a macho first name like Leo or Hercules :D
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Mwamba Higher Spirit
Vladimir (yes, I'm aware it's a dude's name) Wasabi shall be mine.
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Could that be a cross between Vladimir Putin and Wasabi (the family under which cabbages come)?
"If the bee disappears from the surface of the earth, man would have no more than four years to live. No more bees, no more pollination ... no more men!" - Einstein
"I like quoting Einstein. Know why? Because nobody dares contradict you." - Studs Terkel.
<@Ximenez> Sentynel: But i have a life? No. Qed.
Let me guess: no Japanese to be used. Because I totally wanna be Amaterasu.
D'you think Kitty likes Hello Kitty?
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Cathy Imp
In the books, it said that Japan was Britain's ally.
So I'm guessing that they'd let people take a Japanese name, if they really insisted on it.
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Mwamba Higher Spirit
nathanielandbartimaeus wrote:Could that be a cross between Vladimir Putin and Wasabi (the family under which cabbages come)?
Actually, I was thinking Vlaimir Nabokov. :P

Wasabi...not sure what made me think of that.
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Cathy wrote:In the books, it said that Japan was Britain's ally.
So I'm guessing that they'd let people take a Japanese name, if they really insisted on it.
Yes, but magicians are conformists. I doubt many of the names mentioned in this thread would be tolerated.


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Cathy Imp
Well, the almanac had weirdo names like Balthazar and Theophilus, and there was that fat guy named Marmeduke.
Why wouldn't Japanese names be accepted? Is it because they're not British enough?
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Mwamba Higher Spirit
Yep, only boring Anglo names such as John or Jane or Jessica are considered acceptable. Quentin Makepeace is a weird name, but he had already established himself as a weird person in general anyways.

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Tristram Shandy, Willy Wonka, Gilbert N. Sullivan,
James Herriot.
Yeah, they'd be mainly names from the area, it doesn't look like they're all that accepting of other cultures. There to be ruled and looked down upon.


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Abbot. My last name would be Abbot
...So I decided on a delicate, fastidious guise to impress upon my captor my formidable sophistication.
It was a snappy piece of work, if I say so myself. A large, iridescent bubble, glimmering all over with a pearly sheen, rotated in mid-air. Sort fragrances of aromatic wood drifted forth, with--faintly, as if borne from a great distance--the ethereal music of harps and violins. Inside the bubble, with little round spectacles perched upon her shapely nose, sat a beautiful maiden. She peered calmly out.
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FuzzyLobster wrote:Yeah, they'd be mainly names from the area, it doesn't look like they're all that accepting of other cultures. There to be ruled and looked down upon.
How unfortunately racist. :(

Do you think Irish/Scottish origin names would be acceptable? They're really close to England, and would probably have been part of the Empire from the very start.
Yeah, they might have been acceptable. As the British Empire was administered by the United Kingdom, as a whole.
"If the bee disappears from the surface of the earth, man would have no more than four years to live. No more bees, no more pollination ... no more men!" - Einstein
"I like quoting Einstein. Know why? Because nobody dares contradict you." - Studs Terkel.
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I'd imagine that they'd allow Patrick Sloane, but they'd probably draw a line at Fearganainm Murchaidh.

These British magicians aren't very tolerant, are they.
They like to squash all the fun out of everything. :(
Ptolemy Mite
Could you use your real name and pretend it's a fake one?

If not, mine would be something like Bobvarditch Bobbords or Joe Schwarzenegger.
Hands down, Lyra Firestone.

If someone had the name I'd kick them.








To death.

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