What would your fake name be?

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Cathy Imp
I'm curious to know...
:magic: If you were an apprentice getting Named, would you make up a name, or choose one that's already been used?

I think I'd want something a little more flashy than Clive Jenkins, but not ridiculously ostentatious like Guinevere Pendragon.

...Like Sylvia Hammond or Sierra Nevada or June Vaillancourt.

What would you be?
Hopefully not something mary sue-ish like Paradise Lovekiss or Chantorria Barbieheart. :ermm:
I would make up a name. But I can't think of a good one now. And yeah, definitely not something with "love", "heart, "sweet", "kiss" or "barbie" in it.
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Cathy Imp
Underwood said that you could make up any name you wanted, within reason.
I wonder how far you could go before they'll say "no". :P
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Hmm...
"Magician formerly known as Sam"
"There are some who call me... Tim?"
Silly references aside, though, I don't know what I'd actually call myself.
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Cathy wrote: Paradise Lovekiss or Chantorria Barbieheart. :ermm:
Funny stuff cathy :D . My main online alias is Shelly Makrell, I made it up using a phone book, kinda like a directory, like 5years ago and it stuck lol. I dont think "shelly" is destined for greatness though, but "john mandrake" sounds about the same
Well, if we're going that route, I don't think "Flower Zipperson" will work. :P


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Cathy Imp
Making up a fake name is actually harder than it sounds...I'd probably check the nominative almanac to see if there are any good names, and if there aren't, I'd make one up.
How is Kijmich Kashuki?
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Cathy Imp
I think I'd have problems pronouncing that.
Is it "Kij-mick" or "Kij-mitch"?

All in all, it sounds like a very eccentric magician's name. :D
It is Kij-mitch.
Yup, I like eccentric names. Actually, I don't like the above one much because it sounds somewhat like Japanese. I don't want it to sound like anything. How is Giganshunde Gigande? Or Blamastun Basthumi?
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"I like quoting Einstein. Know why? Because nobody dares contradict you." - Studs Terkel.
<@Ximenez> Sentynel: But i have a life? No. Qed.
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Nero Higher Spirit
I think my official name would be pretty obvious.
SqeegyBoy sound ok? hehh?
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Cipora Rosmarin - I didn't make up that name, tough. I've met a woman with that name. It's just too cool. Or too silly ....

or:
Aurelia Geldmacher - Geldmacher is a German family name meaning "moneymaker", Aurelia is latin and means gold.

or maybe:
Pia Maria Unverdorben

Also the name of a real woman. Pia = latin: pious, Unverdorben = German: Untainted. I've o idea what kind of parents give their child such a name. But as a magician, I could *pretend* to be a saint :D
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Cathy Imp
So no one's going to take a name like Sarah Jones or Peter Smith? It would be a bit of a let-down if someone said I could meet a woman named Kijmich Kashuki or Aurelia Geldmacher, and she turned out to be a scrawny, pale, incense-scented low-ranking magician.
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Dansariki Higher Spirit
Sierra Nevada? I live next to 'em.
:P

Not sure what I'd pick... I would certainly need a list. Wouldn't pick from it, but it'd get my mind working. I'm dreadful at naming most of the time.
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Cathy wrote:So no one's going to take a name like Sarah Jones or Peter Smith? It would be a bit of a let-down if someone said I could meet a woman named Kijmich Kashuki or Aurelia Geldmacher, and she turned out to be a scrawny, pale, incense-scented low-ranking magician.
How dare you! :P Kijmich Kashuki would be a great person.
I personally find names (name and surname, that is) which have alliteration a lot cooler than names that don't.
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"I like quoting Einstein. Know why? Because nobody dares contradict you." - Studs Terkel.
<@Ximenez> Sentynel: But i have a life? No. Qed.
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Cathy Imp
I like names that sound good and flow well.

Like "Max Power".
But having a name like that is just like reusing Gladstone's - everyone will think you're stuck up and too big for your boots.
Check this out. I actually don't find some of the names hilarious or weird, but some definitely are.
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"I like quoting Einstein. Know why? Because nobody dares contradict you." - Studs Terkel.
<@Ximenez> Sentynel: But i have a life? No. Qed.
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Cathy Imp
Wow. If a magician took on one of those names by choice, I would consider him/her mighty perverted. o_0

LINK is a good site for making up names.
The gothic name generator is a bit silly, though.

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