Jonah should be back by now...

You should check if she got mixed up with your lord somehow, I haer it put a damper on your typing skill.

Who needs a brain? Brains are overrated.

*raises hand*
How can you plot without a brain?

I think he has a brain, he just doesn't know it
that doesn't say much about his brains...

And it would explain a lot about him ;)

I means brains in your skull. You can have it stored in your computer, backpack, staff, etc. and have a bloody cord leading between the two whenever you need to think (not often). Plotting is good... very good. Are there matches and daggers involved? I hope.

But it's rather a bother to carry around at all times, it's just more practical to store it in your skull; you can always foreget about it when you don't need it, and there's no posibility of misplacing your brain.

Dagger, poison, greek fire, and chainsaws are all involved in the sacred art of plotting.

Besides, the brain communicates via the nervous system, not blood!

Edit: except the neuroendocrine system that is :P

Frankly, hormones are a bloody pest at times, and getting rid of THEM wouldn't be bad. As long as I can still function and think straight.

Hey hormones are important! Besides, the 'problem' ones come from the ovaries/testis, not really the pituitary gland of the brain.

Didier, evillaugh, I have to say, your chats are really interesting. Hormones, poison, neuroendocrine... I'd gladly join your conversation

*feels intelligent*

*feels glad she payed attention in biochemistry*

Then I'd like to get rid of the ovaries. And most of all, the period.

Testes are nothing but trouble. Pubes, pregnancies, and pain. The three Ps (I just made them up.) they're just asking to be abused and mess you up. Even the bugs want a piece of you.

I've heard of angrier girls on their period that turn really violent. Once a woman killed several people but they released her from her charges because she was on her period at the time. It's like your own miniature Purge. Commit arson, stab people, it all seems sensible to the police in your current situation.

Hormones take up too much thinking space. You're like trying to focus on more important things such as video games then you start daydreaming about reproductive organ uses and don't pay attention to the brain. Then you're like "What the hell? Why am I thinking of this and not the cute kitten currently in my lap or the murder happening on my screen?" Our brain has priority issues.

This discussion has gotten rather off topic. It happens every thread. I like it. Though somehow, some way, it managed to turn towards reproductive organs. Let's all agree that hormones are to blame.

You put it into words.making fun of other's stupidity is all well and good, until your own cabbage kicks in.

I'm pretty lucky that I don't get crybabyish or on a murdering rampagne, but I still notice an increasing of the brain's shlushening and a bad mood to boot.

"Shlushening?" I don't... I don't... Just what? And that bad mood is why you have a safe with some matches, daggers, and stuffed animals. Boom, then you're in a better mood.

I... don't think thats how this works

By shlushening, I mean reading more highly-rated fanfics and getting lots of hormones.

More like daggers, books, and unhealthy food.

Daggers, books, and lots of unhealthy food sounds like a fun party. The American Dream... fattening up while reading then stabbing people.