What task would you give your spirit?

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Perenutet Foliot
Say you're a magician...and you summon a spirit, an spirit. What type of spirit would it be (djinn, foliot, etc) and what would its task be?
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1. Well, I'd want to summon the most powerful spirit that I could control, like an Afrit or Marid. I would use them to fight injustice and help others. Then, I'd try taking over the world for a bit and see how that pans out.~ :wizard:
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Perenutet Foliot
ThunderWolf wrote:1. Well, I'd want to summon the most powerful spirit that I could control, like an Afrit or Marid. I would use them to fight injustice and help others. Then, I'd try taking over the world for a bit and see how that pans out.~ :wizard:
*Gasp*- Finally, we've got a magician for the greater good- Oh, wait. Spoke too quickly.
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evillaugh Djinni
well I'd summon a djinn to make all of my homework and teach me karate
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I will summon a djinn and get it to clean my room. It is such a mess currently. >>
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evillaugh Djinni
Nah, have a foliot do the house work every week or so.
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Aggron Utukku
Argh, why can't we just have an imp doing that permanently?
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evillaugh Djinni
I'm not sure if an imp is the best idea for that, it'd probably put maggots inside your dishwasher if given half the chance.
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Si sapis, sis apis - If you're wise, be a bee
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Perenutet Foliot
I would want to make my spirit play intricate tricks on other people; they are quite good at that, after all.
Now, how to make sure that that doesn't backfire...
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evillaugh Djinni
If I ever summon a djinn or something higher, I'm giving three reasons:

·Intelligent converstion
·Fangirling
·Asking tons of questions about the nature of spirits and the OP
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Si sapis, sis apis - If you're wise, be a bee
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Perenutet Foliot
An image popped into my head of Bartimaeus squealing over a picture of a shirtless guy.

...Wait, or did you mean fangirling over the djinn instead of fangirling with it or watching it fangirl?

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evillaugh Djinni
Originally? Fangirling over the spirit, but either option will do.
Technically you could also order the djinni to be the shirtless guy, but I'm afraid that elaboration on this topic would go against kid-proofing rules.
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Si sapis, sis apis - If you're wise, be a bee
If you think the grass is greener on the other side, it's because it is fertilized with bullcabbage
Toothless Mouler
I would summon an afrit(if I could not control him I would summon a djinni) to destroy most of our politicians.
And a djinni to do something bad to my Maths teacher.
And Bart for talking about Ptolemy and asking a lot of things I don´t know about the books.
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evillaugh Djinni
What would happen to the world if you took away it's leaders? You'd just have another war over power, the winner being some bigoted little cabbage wiith macchiavelian tendencies.
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Si sapis, sis apis - If you're wise, be a bee
If you think the grass is greener on the other side, it's because it is fertilized with bullcabbage
Toothless Mouler
What does it mean to fangirl?
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evillaugh Djinni
To act like a fangirl, e.g., make constant references about your fandom, ship, and be obsessed with a character and actor.
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Toothless Mouler
OK thanks.
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evillaugh Djinni
The longer you spend on the internet, the more corrupted you get :P
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Djinni Foliot
I'm gonna say something on topic, which is now actually off topic: I would make him kill my and his enemies, than I would take over the world!
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Jonah Ghul
That's a trick question, because you see my friend, I wouldn't be a magician.

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