Imagine how the traffic of redtube would drop is anyone could just summon a spirit.

For me personally, hmm, maybe make my slaves scope around the world and make them tell me interesting (and truthful) stories of their observations that I can either write about later or just simply be entertained by.

evillaugh wrote:The longer you spend on the internet, the more corrupted you get :P

You just gotta hope it's the good kind of corruption like slapping imps and murder/cannibalism instead of the bad kind, being a "cool" person and acting "normal". If you hang out with the bloodthirsties like us, then you'll have a better time with life. Trust us, we're the masters of social life.

nobody acts normal on this forum
even people like me
believe me...
even I make now
i baked my cousin in them

My birthday was yesterday :D
and he came over

Bartiforums, the place of eternal thirst for blood and flesh, spiked cookies, and extremely sensible names.

Of course. Let's also not forget, glory, wisdom, and magic.

Normal is boring.

Whenever texting, if they don't put up with my "specialness" then I end up getting bored with them because they talk about other people in normal ways, Them: "They're so cool and nice/Weird and nasty." Me THEY DESERVE TO BE EATEN, HAVE THEIR FLESH RIPPED OFF THEIR BONES AND FED TO IMPS AS THEIR FAMILY WATCHES! Or ...I like you, we should make an alliance not to eat each other and share flesh cookies instead.

Then you have come to the right place, here we give out flesh cookies to anyone who asks!

Presentation is everything.

exactly Zephandrypus

Finally! Fellow cannibals and pyromaniacs who understand. I must let Master know that we have possible allies/

who's your Master?

Ooh, do we get dark swishy clothes and daggers if we join him?

You get the honor of becoming a Lich and joining us in immortality. His name is Ro'arthinian, and he is the most ancient of Liches!

So he isn't human?
and I'm immortal already, thanks :D

Hmm, Lich. What exactly does that entail? I've no use for immortaily, but nevertheless, I'm curious.

A necromancer practicing the dark arts. Bringing the dead back to life to serve their bidding. So pretty much, you're lazy and don't care about your looks. Even if you did... mmm, look at that sexy Lich face. But anyway, liches are necromancers that go a little far. They join their undead while still in control of their body. You tend to go insane and lose all your skin and organs but I call worth it.

I don't know, I happen to like my beauty and charm. Cool staff and jacket, though. I'd rather have my fun with the living if you don't mind.

Beauty and charm? Who likes that... *several bony hands raise* Alright, you win. You can go with the lower-class "living".



Here's what they look like. You don't have to dye your hair or be full of wrinkles. Depends on your age and how long it takes to train.

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Djinni wrote:So he isn't human?
and I'm immortal already, thanks :D

Work on that skeleton warrior disguise, Djinni, and it'll all work out.

Well, at least the coat is nice. I've always liked a good coat.

Buuuut, my sources inform me that you can lose intelligence in the process, and I valor that quite highly.

Looks like I won't be joining your master.

My intelligence is ever lasting, but I don't won't to tempt the Fates
sorry, but I'm out too

Intelligence isn't much good if the brain's rotted away is it? Put me down for the whole-body experience