Or a ninja that just happened to have sommoned Bartimaeus beforehand?

Beat that, Jane.

Oooh, a challenge. . . OK, I would easily beat the ninja, even if he was a lone ninja, as for bartimaeus, I would torture him with my powers, thus rendering him unable to harm me.

And then everyone on the forum would kill you. ;)

Let me refrase:

...happened to have summoned Ramuthra beforehand?

Apollo wrote: And then everyone on the forum would kill you. ;)

Let me refrase:

...happened to have summoned Ramuthra beforehand?

1. Everyone on the forum would be writhing in pain if they even LOOKED like they were going to try.
2. If Ramuthra was too powerful (doubt it) then I would be miles away.

Jane, I doubt that you can torture a spirit.

But if you can, what if they summoned Queezle beforehand?

She's to Queezly to be tortured. So there.

No. She's too dead to be tortured.

SHE. IS. NOT. DEAD.
She is replying to your highly annoying comment right now.
See? See the little thing above the orange picture that says this post is by Queezle? (7 is her lucky number) I'm just dictating.

OK, guys, I changed my mind. I would kill the ninja, and the Demon would be released. (happy?)

What happens if we bring Bella along? You can't torture her.

Ninjas are immortal and cannot be killed... have fun trying.

What if we set the Doomsday Clock thing to midnight, thus trigering the minds of world leaders to think,n "Well, might as weel nuke that other guy now..." You would probably be destroyed in the following war, and if not, the planet would be completely covered in radiation, and if that didn't kill you, you'd starve to death due to the lack of things to eat. Don't try to escaope, as I doubt you would survive in space for very long. I really racked my mind for that one... <_<


Oh, and sorry for any typos everyone, my arm is broken at the moment.

Random wrote: What happens if we bring Bella along?  You can't torture her.

*snort* Bella? I might not be able to use my powers on her, but nothing stops me from chucking her out a 50-story window.

wrote:Ninjas are immortal and cannot be killed... have fun trying.

I'm immortal too, so good luck to them! And may the best Vampire win!

wrote:What if we set the Doomsday Clock thing to midnight, thus trigering the minds of world leaders to think,n "Well, might as weel nuke that other guy now..." You would probably be destroyed in the following war, and if not, the planet would be completely covered in radiation, and if that didn't kill you, you'd starve to death due to the lack of things to eat. Don't try to escaope, as I doubt you would survive in space for very long. I really racked my mind for that one... 

My allies in the Volturi would forsee the clock thing, and stop it before it happened. We would control the minds of the leaders of the world, and they would all forget about italy. ^_^

Geez, it took you 3 weeks to come up with these theories! That would only be understandable if they were any good. I liked the clock one, though.

Nah, my computer has been defiant lately. Andd my wrist is broken so i"ve been told to stay away from keyboards for two weekss. But those tow weeks are up.

I have the ultimate, wholly failsafe method for getting rid of you:

Wait. Sooner or later the Earth will be destroyed, and should you escape that, sooner or later the whole universe will become uninhabitable.

I WIN!

Hmm... yep.

DELETED

Sentynel wrote: I have the ultimate, wholly failsafe method for getting rid of you:

Wait. Sooner or later the Earth will be destroyed, and should you escape that, sooner or later the whole universe will become uninhabitable.

I WIN!

OK, Point 1. Destroying yourself AND me isn't really winning, because no one's going to thank a vampire slayer that destroys the universe.
Point 2. I'm a VAMPIRE, I have supernatural powers, I can't be destroyed. I'm a force of evil, and I would transport myself to another universe.
Point 3. You must be really desparate if you want the universe to end just to be rid of me.

Counterpoint 1: He's not destroying the Universe, it's destroying itself.
Counterpoint 2: Only one Universe. Perhaps your thinking of galaxy?
Counterpoint 3: I don't know about Sentynel, but yeah, I'm pretty desperate.

1. Well *snort* then he IS desparate! Waiting for the universe to end? LAME!

2. That's what YOU think! :P

3. I have that effect on people. ^_^