Yeah, knowing the good 'ole U.S. government, you'll probably have troops, planes, tanks and missiles acoming toward you now. Plus, the huge amounts of propaganda some people are probably going to make over the "Save the vampire!" issue, the Executive Branch will probably be motivated to send even more troops. :D

Good luck!

And before the President knew it, I would be standing beside him, smiling innocently... good bye, George Bush.

And the Secret Service would barge in and you'd have lead pumped into you in an instant.

I'm running out of ideas, here.

The secret service would all be dead by then.

lolz. What about the rest of us mere mortals? :D

Beleive me, its a miracle you lasted this long. *evil grin*

Um.. I got it:
Ninjas. The enemy of the vampire. They're basically supernatural...

:sentynel: :sentynel: :sentynel:
Go Ninjas.

Oh really? What do they, um, do?

Jane of the Volturi wrote: And before the President knew it, I would be standing beside him, smiling innocently... good bye, George Bush.

Well what are you waiting for? The world will thank you...

Apollo wrote: Um.. I got it:
Ninjas. The enemy of the vampire. They're basically supernatural...

:sentynel: :sentynel: :sentynel:
Go Ninjas.

The more ninjas there are, the less powerful they each are. ;)

What do they do?

They, um... are lethal.

Apollo wrote: What do they do?

They, um... are lethal.

Hmm, you know, I heard ninja blood is especially flavorful.

You'd have to catch them in a group. A lone ninja is actually invincible, with the power dropping sharply the more ninjas there are.
Obviously, ninjas don't group together for this reason.

So, when I posted the six ninja smilies, that was actually just one moving super fast back and forth. :D

Sentynel wrote: A lone ninja is actually invincible.

*pffft* Yeah, right.

A ninja-vampire!
That would be super-sweet.

Yes, it would, though it would be powerless before me.
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Even Edward was. . .

Jane of the Volturi wrote:

Sentynel wrote: A lone ninja is actually invincible.

*pffft* Yeah, right.

No, really, it's the Inverse Law of Ninja Power.

I meant the invincable part, I could beat a ninga.

Well, maybe you could beat a ninga... but could you beat a ninja?