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Sentynel One with The Other Place
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I never claimed that it's the only or even best method, just that there's no way you can wriggle out of it. Sure, maybe, just maybe, alternate universes exist, and even more unlikely, you can actually reach them. Assuming there's an infinite number with an infinite number of different starting conditions, sooner or later every universe will end. Some will collapse back in on themselves, and some will expand faster and faster and tear themselves apart. A few might even reach a stable equilibrium, but even those won't save you because as entropy rises they'll simply become a state of complete chaos. This might take an unimaginably long time in some universes, but there is a limit as to how long it could take and thus no one universe will survive infinitely. Therefore, you lose. Eventually.
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Luciene Higher Spirit
But despite her brave words, Jane of the Volturi's soul ached because she would never be loved to Death....

:cry:

Sentynel wrote: I never claimed that it's the only or even best method, just that there's no way you can wriggle out of it. Sure, maybe, just maybe, alternate universes exist, and even more unlikely, you can actually reach them. Assuming there's an infinite number with an infinite number of different starting conditions, sooner or later every universe will end. Some will collapse back in on themselves, and some will expand faster and faster and tear themselves apart. A few might even reach a stable equilibrium, but even those won't save you because as entropy rises they'll simply become a state of complete chaos. This might take an unimaginably long time in some universes, but there is a limit as to how long it could take and thus no one universe will survive infinitely. Therefore, you lose. Eventually.
:leader: New universes will be created because I SAID SO!! Even if that weren't true (Which it is) then for all universes to end would take, oh, about a googleplex years. (A Google is a 1, followed by 100 zeros, a number bigger than all the atoms in the universe and a Googleplex is a 1, followed by a google zeros. :P) Besides, I thought the point of this exercise was to kill me, not to prove that someday I'll die.

Lucienne, If I could express the hysterics that sent me into . . .
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Mwamba Higher Spirit
Jane of the Volturi wrote: Lucienne, If I culd express the hysterics that sent me into . . .
*Rolls eyes at the grammar nazis who'll be attacking this sentence.*

It's ok Volty-Poo. We love you. :)
流口水的婊子和猴子的笨儿子。
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Luciene Higher Spirit
Jane of the Volturi wrote: Lucienne, If I culd express the hysterics that sent me into . . .
Woman, the sex would be earth-shattering!

& missy's already started defending you...

Go get 'em tiger ;)
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Post Higher Spirit
String Theory. You do not exist in a alternate Universe.


By the way, Hi. :welcome: When can I eat your soul?
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Sentynel One with The Other Place
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Jane of the Volturi wrote: :leader: New universes will be created because I SAID SO!! Even if that weren't true (Which it is) then for all universes to end would take, oh, about a googleplex years. (A Google is a 1, followed by 100 zeros, a number bigger than all the atoms in the universe and a Googleplex is a 1, followed by a google zeros. :P) Besides, I thought the point of this exercise was to kill me, not to prove that someday I'll die.

Lucienne, If I culd express the hysterics that sent me into . . .
Sure, it'll take a very, very, very long time for all universes to end, but sooner or later they will. You can't create more without violating the conservation of energy (in a really, really big way).

I don't know what Apollo's trying to do, but I'm taking the standpoint that if you cannot be harmed then proving you'll eventually die anyway is the best I'm going to do...
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@ Mwamba: I'm sorry I forgot the "o" in could.

Do I have to kill someone before you guys get it??

@ luciene: *blinks* I happen to be 11 years old sir.

Or 134, take your pick.

@ Post: String theory, smching theory

@ Setynel: I actually think the point was that I'm all powerful, and that theres nothing you can do to stop the Volturi.
Nectanebo Foliot
Oh, you're 11. That would explain all the crappy rebuttals.

I know I'm coming into this conv too late but...

I reckon you're lying about the stakes, how they can't hurt you. Ever seen the Lost Boys? That's right.
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Post Higher Spirit
"In an infinite amount of time, one day, I will reappear"

Quatum physics is weirdness. Take this: In a vacuum, tiny quarks and electrons sometimes just pop in existence. In a googol years, there might be an atom. In a googleplex, there might be a molecule of carbon. In 10 to the power of eternity, you might be sipping tea with Tarzan on the Planet of the Apes.
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Sentynel One with The Other Place
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Weird quirks of quantum physics like that are particularly amusing when you consider the multiple universes theories where absolutely everything that could possibly happen happens in an infinitum of universes, because it means whatever you can imagine happening at any particular point is doing exactly that somewhere...
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A still more glorious dawn awaits, not a sunrise, but a galaxy rise, a morning filled with 400 billion suns - the rising of the Milky Way
@ Nectanebo: as opposed to what you guys have been coming up with? *snicker* 11, or 134. Why would I lie when the truth is so much more terrifying? Ever read Twilight? That's right.

@ Post: But what about the googles of alternate universes already in existence? besides, what happens to me after the universe ends isn't the point. The point is whether you can stop me terrorizing your planet.

@ Senteynel: You know, the point is that there's nothing you can do to hurt me and that I an't be killed, not that someday in a billion years I'll die.
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Post decided to resurect himself, I see. Watching 300 in another language over andover got boring, did it?


What about the other, er, Volturi? Or other vampires. Can't they kill/hurt/emotionaly hurt you? We could persuade at least one...
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Luciene Higher Spirit
Jane of the Volturi wrote: @ luciene: *blinks* I happen to be 11 years old sir.
HAHA! They don't need to kill you luv, they can just ban you off this site :P

anyways, what did I do to you? what do u want from me? blood?

HERE! TAKE IT! DRINK IT DOWN YOU FILTHY VAMPIRE!
What DID happen to the intro forum?
Anyways, hi! :new: *pokes red emote* My name is Chelsea, but online most people call me Baudelaire (Bodie for short) for some reasons.
This summer I read The Amulet of Samarkand for the first time and fell in love with the series. I'm currenly almost done Ptolemy's Gate. I found this forum on a Google search and thought "Hey more Bartemaeus fans! Cool!" so I joineth.
My favorite characters are Bartemaeus (how can you NOT love him?), Faquarl (*squeals*), Marmaduke Fry (WHY did he have to go? ;_;), and Kitty. Huzzaaaah.
~Faquarl's Fangirl
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Welcome Farqualfry. Try to stay away from Mwamba and Luciene.
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Post Higher Spirit
wrote:@ Post: But what about the googles of alternate universes already in existence? besides, what happens to me after the universe ends isn't the point. The point is whether you can stop me terrorizing your planet.
*Applies shotgun shell to the face*

Problem solved.
wrote:Post decided to resurect himself, I see. Watching 300 in another language over andover got boring, did it?
It's called the Half Yearly Exams and Football season. (We made it to the second round!)
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Sentynel One with The Other Place
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FaquarlFry wrote: What DID happen to the intro forum?
Anyways, hi! :new: *pokes red emote* My name is Chelsea, but online most people call me Baudelaire (Bodie for short) for some reasons.
This summer I read The Amulet of Samarkand for the first time and fell in love with the series. I'm currenly almost done Ptolemy's Gate. I found this forum on a Google search and thought "Hey more Bartemaeus fans! Cool!" so I joineth.
My favorite characters are Bartemaeus (how can you NOT love him?), Faquarl (*squeals*), Marmaduke Fry (WHY did he have to go? ;_;), and Kitty. Huzzaaaah.
Welcome!

The intro forum was proving difficult to defend from spambots for a variety of reasons, so we consolidated it to one thread.
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Ah okay. This place looks cool!
~Faquarl's Fangirl
Post wrote:
wrote:@ Post: But what about the googles of alternate universes already in existence? besides, what happens to me after the universe ends isn't the point. The point is whether you can stop me terrorizing your planet.
*Applies shotgun shell to the face*

Problem solved.
*Dodges* You're funny. Nice try.

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