Jane of the Volturi wrote: It would seem so. . .

Edward and Bella grrr. . .

Don't forget Jane and Apollo ;)

Apollo wrote: What if I call in a airstrike, an army of clergy men, all the paratroopers, German special forces squads armed with those fancy new MP7s, and the entirity of the Swiss Guard? What say ye then, hm? :D

*laughs* What can they do to me? I'm already dead! I would torture them with my powers, and they would not hurt me.

Imprison you forevor.

How would they capture me? (they couldn't)
Face it guys, Buffy's a legend to make you feel good, There's no escape.

Maybe, but we are all still just howling at the darkness to make it seem a little bit lighter. Can't be having with all the depression and that lot...

Buffy? I don't give two craps about Buffy...

I'll find a way...

Keep trying, you interest me.

How about informing the US government you have WMDs? Can vampires survive nukings?

I don't think the US government would randomly nuke Italy on your information.

Queezle7 wrote:

Apollo wrote: What if I call in a airstrike, an army of clergy men, all the paratroopers, German special forces squads armed with those fancy new MP7s, and the entirity of the Swiss Guard? What say ye then, hm? :D

Jane will just look at them.
Then woe betide them.

Remember, I said air strikes. You can't look at a missile that's soaring toward you at a buziilion miles per hour and strike woe into it. You'd be "dead."
Your body would be incinerated, after your bones were crushed by the pressure. The skin of your vampire body would burn off immediately, and your "undead" vampire cells would be seperated and spread across yards and yards of land, reduced to nothing. All this would happen in about 1 second.

Muhaha.

Of course, who am I to judge? :P
I've never read Twilight, much less nuked a vampire.

*sigh* I'm dead, so how could radiation hurt me?

Not radation, but teh explosion. Can't go 'round drinking blood when your disintigrated and whatnot. ;)

Rip each of them in to tiny little pieces and incinerate them. So maybe an explosion would destroy them....

Apollo wrote: Not radation, but teh explosion. Can't go 'round drinking blood when your disintigrated and whatnot. ;)

I doubt an explosion could harm me.

Hey Jane, knowing your a vampire and all, but can you just let things be? You can have whatever abilities you like, just as long as you don't spoil Eclipse for me.

Jane of the Volturi wrote:

Apollo wrote: Not radation, but teh explosion. Can't go 'round drinking blood when your disintigrated and whatnot. ;)

I doubt an explosion could harm me.

We're talking explosions powerful enough to liquefy solid rock over a vast area here, working the same way the sun does...

Random wrote: Hey Jane, knowing your a vampire and all, but can you just let things be? You can have whatever abilities you like, just as long as you don't spoil Eclipse for me.

Silly Human, I'm enjoying myself, and no, I won't spoil Eclipse for you, If you've read twilight, you'll know the powers of a vampire already, so I'm not really a spoiler.

OK, Fine, The Nukes, IF you actually had any, and IF you launched them correctly, then as you sat, miles away, watching the mushroom cloud, I would be right behind you, and the last thing you would see in this world would be my smiling face.



You don't mess with the Volturi. Not unless you want to die.

Um... umm...

*laughs*

We're not launching the nukes, remember. We're just anonymously informing the US government that you have chemical weapons. You wouldn't even know they'd been launched.