Heh heh.

*lobs*

Mirrors won't protect you! The vampire just won't show up in it, and as for garlic, crosses and holy water, the Twilight vampires aren't affected by them...

Anyway, I am meg_falconer15, from the sadly crashed Maximum Ride forum (I'm dying!) and Alice Cullen on the Artemis Fowl forum.

My name, of course, is inspired by my #2 fave series ever, HP is #1 and Bartimaeus is #3, but preparing to knock Artemis down to 2nd place. It would already be at #2 if Nat had lived and married Kitty. :(

I am a NatKitty shipper, quite an insane one. I loathe John/Jane. Just putting that out there.

Run. For. Your. Life. Once Luciene reads this, there shan't be any mercy. ;)

Nah....she won't be pissed.

Luciene prefers it in the AS/S now.

...What?

Holly Short wrote: Mirrors won't protect you! The vampire just won't show up in it, and as for garlic, crosses and holy water, the Twilight vampires aren't affected by them...

Well then they aren't Vampires :P

Holly Short wrote: I loathe John/Jane. Just putting that out there.

Oh good! There's new meaning for my existence on the forum

*shoots Wintertabby's gorgeous J/J pic from cannon at poor little unsuspecting newcomer*

How kind.

Or alternatively, you just bring in a load of werewolves. Hey Jane! Hope you enjoy the madness here, and I'll ask for no spoilers of Eclipse. It doesn't come out in the UK till October 5th. And yeah, Twilight is the only book that's ever made me think that vampires are cool.

I actually have a crossbow, and I am currently trying to find little liquid capsules to make holy water arrows for my paranormal investigator costume.

I want a crossbow!
mwahaha! i could go everywhere with my crossbow! i could climb onto my roof and snipe pieces of grass with my crossbow!

rubberchickenben wrote:

I actually have a crossbow, and I am currently trying to find little liquid capsules to make holy water arrows for my paranormal investigator costume.

Pish, who wants a crossbow when you could have one of these?

OMG

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Nathaniel wrote:

Holly Short wrote: Mirrors won't protect you! The vampire just won't show up in it, and as for garlic, crosses and holy water, the Twilight vampires aren't affected by them...

Well then they aren't Vampires :P

*laughs* That's what we call ourselves, and if your human legends aren't up to scratch, that's your problem. The sleeping in coffins thing is wrong too, we don't sleep.

Call us what you like, but don't cross us. . . Buffy.

TEAM BUFFY/SPIKE!

Vampires and humans were meant to be shipped.

It would seem so. . .

Edward and Bella grrr. . .

Anyway, I would advise you all to stay on my good side, but if you want to do lame vampire slayer jokes, I don't mind, it's not like you'd stand a chance.

What if I call in a airstrike, an army of clergy men, all the paratroopers, German special forces squads armed with those fancy new MP7s, and the entirity of the Swiss Guard? What say ye then, hm? :D

Well I say that you won’t get any were once I unleash me super mutant suicidal kamikaze samurai posters……………….

I am such a evil genius

Apollo wrote: What if I call in a airstrike, an army of clergy men, all the paratroopers, German special forces squads armed with those fancy new MP7s, and the entirity of the Swiss Guard? What say ye then, hm? :D

Jane will just look at them.
Then woe betide them.
It would be an interesting experiment actually.

Try it!