The Hobbit

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No one is going make the Hobbit after Return of the King...
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Ianna Marid
They're making Eragon and the Simpsons.


"You belong in Gryffindor,
where dwell the brave at heart,
Their daring, nerve and chivalry
set Gryffindors apart."


They need to make the Battle of Five Armies really gory. And DWARVES!!! BARUK KHAZAD!!! KHAZAD AI-MENU!!!
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Ianna Marid
Gore is good.

I enjoy movies better when it's more realistic.

"You belong in Gryffindor,
where dwell the brave at heart,
Their daring, nerve and chivalry
set Gryffindors apart."


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Gory! Disfigurement! Severed Limbs! Pychotic elves with force lances!
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Ianna Marid
And the eagles!

"You belong in Gryffindor,
where dwell the brave at heart,
Their daring, nerve and chivalry
set Gryffindors apart."


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Ianna wrote: Gore is good.

I enjoy movies better when it's more realistic.
Definitely. The battles in Troy were good for exactly that reason. Even LotR looks odd when Aragorn cuts off Lurtz's head and there's no blood at all.
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Ianna Marid
Yes.

Though one point in Troy made me sick. We he cut the guys throat....

All Troy was really was sexual content and gore.

Ah, well, loved the gore.

"You belong in Gryffindor,
where dwell the brave at heart,
Their daring, nerve and chivalry
set Gryffindors apart."


I liked Troy, even though all the Lit teachers at my school were complaining about how it didn't stay true to the Iliad. Haha, typical purists. I found most of Orlando Bloom's lines funny. What a bad actor, that guy.
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Ianna Marid
He does ok in little roles.

"You belong in Gryffindor,
where dwell the brave at heart,
Their daring, nerve and chivalry
set Gryffindors apart."


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Troy was BRILLIANT
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Ianna Marid
So was Bloom BRILLIANT?

"You belong in Gryffindor,
where dwell the brave at heart,
Their daring, nerve and chivalry
set Gryffindors apart."


Maybe he's referring to the love scenes.
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Ianna Marid
*Beings coughing and walks away*

"You belong in Gryffindor,
where dwell the brave at heart,
Their daring, nerve and chivalry
set Gryffindors apart."


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Post Higher Spirit
Such high oppinion of me...
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Ianna Marid
I have a very high opinion of you.

"You belong in Gryffindor,
where dwell the brave at heart,
Their daring, nerve and chivalry
set Gryffindors apart."


Hmm? They're the only scenes where Bloom can ever be brilliant in. *shrugs*
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Ianna wrote: I have a very high opinion of you.
...Thank... You...

Brad Pitt eclipsed Bloom.
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Ianna Marid
I disagree with that...as I sort of skipped half of those parts.

"You belong in Gryffindor,
where dwell the brave at heart,
Their daring, nerve and chivalry
set Gryffindors apart."


Yep. It's a pity there wasn't any sexual tension between him and his cousin. (Achilles was bisexual)
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