On a side note, if you had your spirit, would you rather it take the form of a human, animal, or inanimate object?

Inanimate object. I don't want any sass from my slaves.

I want them to be a platoon of musket wielding centaur wearing soviet's red army's uniform. Why? Just imagine you're riding a golden chariot pulled by those centaurs, how majestic it would look

Luciene: they'd probably find out how to get around that part.

I'd like mine to be a giant kraken with lionfeet and human hands at the end of the tentacles.

evillaugh wrote:I'd like mine to be a giant kraken with lionfeet and human hands at the end of the tentacles.

I'd like to see this one

Yes. Me too.

What's the thing with the dragon eggs about?

I want my chariot pulled by an army of footstools, led by a mighty loveseat.

Man, all these awesome possibilities makes you just realize just how bland most magicians are. Though I suppose it was take more careful wording of orders in order to keep spirits from making a chariot of fire burn you into bits or something.

I was merely thinking of a glowing unicorn, but you guys really have good ideas for dijinn.

Mwamba wrote: Though I suppose it was take more careful wording of orders in order to keep spirits from making a chariot of fire burn you into bits or something.

If you specifically ask Barti for a non-lethal, chariot of fire, he'll give you a shtty DVD

Luciene wrote:Inanimate object. I don't want any sass from my slaves.

Perhaps you would change your mind after listening to a teapot criticizing every move you make while making breakfast, including your eating habits?

I would want my djinn to take the form of a parasite, then shapeshift and kill people from within.

Or perhaps it could lure people into dark alleyways by taking on the form of a lonely, young child and pretending to weep. When someone approached, it would glance up. Where one would expect a pair of eyes that spoke of a innocent, blissful naivete slowly withering into reality with each tear would be soulless, sadistic vortexes of alien knowledge accompanied by a triumphant sneer.
Then it would proceed to spread the victim's innards across the alleyway like margarine, a very thick layer of it.

Luciene wrote:I want my chariot pulled by an army of footstools, led by a mighty loveseat.

I'd like to see this one, too
Evillaugh: it's dragon cave, a game about raising a dragon by getting clicks and views by other people

wrote:Luciene
Apr 12 2014, 12:34 AM
I want my chariot pulled by an army of footstools, led by a mighty loveseat.

That might be interesting to watch, you'll be the internet sensation within the week.
Oh, my god, what if you requested the weirdest forms of your spirits, put the photographs on the internet and made a competition?

Luciene wrote:

Mwamba wrote: Though I suppose it was take more careful wording of orders in order to keep spirits from making a chariot of fire burn you into bits or something.

If you specifically ask Barti for a non-lethal, chariot of fire, he'll give you a shtty DVD

Hmm, spirit competition...

"Yes, yes, master. I shall go and spy on your political rival. But first, let me take a selfie."

That John Mandrake is such a fake politician
He definitely bought all his instagram followers

Nah. He had Bartimaes do it for him.

"Wait pause, Jabor just liked my selfie
What a creep
Is that imp sleeping over there?"

yea next to the lizard with thigh high leather boots?
that's so ratchet.

Lol.

Bill? Are you crazy or what? A spirit should have some name which would not sound so normal! I do not actually know any good name now, but I will think about it BEFORE the rituals because some name thought off on place would be pretty bad. But Bill is really strange idea.

While unusual, it would still be hilarious for spirits to have normal names. Like Bob- that's a good name.