Well, everyone here is wierd anyway, so it doesn't matter.

That's comforting.

Well, I am known for my ability to sooth anyone's mind.

I don't know...i think you scare a lot of people here

*cough* Ianna & Post *cough*

That was sarcasm.

But it's fun scaring Ianna and Post.

Edit: Imagine, Ianna and Post is hiding in a closet. Mwamba is in the hallway looking for them. She gets so ever close to the door to the closet, about to open the door. Ianna jumps in Post's arms, she's clingling on to him. He's stroking her hair. Luciene calls for Mwamba. She leaves. They breathe a sigh of relief.

God, I'm such a hopeless romantic...

(

I know...

And it takes real talent to scare Post. He's quite up there on my list of 'creepy, icky fanfiction writers' that I must avoid list.

The only creepy fanfiction he did was the hammer...

wrote:They breathe a sigh of relief...

And then continue their illicit affair in the closet. After several minutes, Mwamba and Luciene hire Nat's soundproofers to fix the closet.

The rating in my mind didn't exceed G, but okay.

OH GOD, BAD MENTAL IMAGES!!

At least there's sound proofers now. *whew*

*snort*

The world is safe once again...thanks to soundproofers inc.

Next: Barti/ Kitty's closet.

And then Tom Cruise/Katie Holmes.

And then Brad/Angelina

And then Paris Hilton/Who knows.

And then the big one... *drumroll*

Mwamba/Liam/Kian

Yay, you serious I can have them?

Edit: Since when did I become so pervy...

Around the same time as I did...It's Kian/Nat/Liam's evil plot I tell you.

Guys...this is supposed to be about the Prime Ministers.

And oh, Churchhill is specifically mentioned as a magician.

What if Nat hadn't died but become PM?

Would he still have time to talk to Barti?

Would he still handle Internal Affairs?

And would he have agreed to all the things that Piper agreed to after the battle?

He would do it. For Kitty. But if he had lived, I would have imagined a sappy ending where Nat leaves his position and they travel the world together and have half a dozen kids.

Never...he'd have married Jane

*and the shipper war continues...*