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Ianna Marid
Any comments on that Post?

"You belong in Gryffindor,
where dwell the brave at heart,
Their daring, nerve and chivalry
set Gryffindors apart."


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Post Higher Spirit
Ianna wrote: In otherwords: A pigsty.
A Pigsty is clean and Hygenic?
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Ianna Marid
You do know what those words mean, right?

"You belong in Gryffindor,
where dwell the brave at heart,
Their daring, nerve and chivalry
set Gryffindors apart."


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Post Higher Spirit
Explain to me how a pigsty is clean.
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Ianna Marid
Is clean?

It's not...

"You belong in Gryffindor,
where dwell the brave at heart,
Their daring, nerve and chivalry
set Gryffindors apart."


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Post Higher Spirit
*Sigh*
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Artemis Afrit
Hmm. Then Post is a Chazer! I am now getting in touch with my roots by learning to curse in yiddish. "Chazer" means "pig" although it's actually a lot more offensive then I made it look.

The yiddish language has the most "colourful" curses on earth. The translaion for one is: "May you fall from the top of the Chrysler building and may people lean out their windows and hit you on the head with baseball bats as you go by."
I say night I'm living in the forest of my dream,
I know the night is not as it would seem,
I must believe in something,
So I'll make myself believe it,
That this night will never go.


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Ianna Marid
Oh, cool!

Want to post that untranslated?

"You belong in Gryffindor,
where dwell the brave at heart,
Their daring, nerve and chivalry
set Gryffindors apart."


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Post Higher Spirit
Hindi has the most swear words in a language.
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Artemis Afrit
I have to FIND the untranslated version, I don't remember what book it was in, but when I find it, I'll post it.
I say night I'm living in the forest of my dream,
I know the night is not as it would seem,
I must believe in something,
So I'll make myself believe it,
That this night will never go.


Laura Branigan, Self-control

:mouth: Oh, Canada...
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Nathaniel Djinni
sounds...interresting, i may need to use some of those curses on some people at school
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Ianna Marid
I insult people in French all the time.

Who knew people would get so worked up over being called a pair of shoes?

"You belong in Gryffindor,
where dwell the brave at heart,
Their daring, nerve and chivalry
set Gryffindors apart."


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Artemis Afrit
Here's a pretty good one.

Yiddish:
Got zol im bentshn mit dray mentshn: eyner zol im haltn, der tsveyter zol im shpaltn un der driter zol im ba’haltn.

English:
God should bless him with three people: one should grab him, the second should stab him and the third should hide him.
I say night I'm living in the forest of my dream,
I know the night is not as it would seem,
I must believe in something,
So I'll make myself believe it,
That this night will never go.


Laura Branigan, Self-control

:mouth: Oh, Canada...
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Apocrypha Afrit
Yes, well any short ones that are easy to memeorize. I usually don't curse at people in English. Unless I get really worked up...
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Post Higher Spirit
I've always found english curses very tame...
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Ianna Marid
How do you pronouce that?

"You belong in Gryffindor,
where dwell the brave at heart,
Their daring, nerve and chivalry
set Gryffindors apart."


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Post Higher Spirit
wrote:God should bless him with three people: one should grab him, the second should stab him and the third should hide him.
God should bless you?

This one was good. The others sound stupid...

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Sentynel One with The Other Place
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There are some great curses in Terry Pratchett books.
"You... you person who stands on the top of a mountain in a thunderstorm and calls the gods names!"
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Ianna Marid
I personally enjoy the colorful comments in a book series.

Who's name I forgot.

Shame.

"You belong in Gryffindor,
where dwell the brave at heart,
Their daring, nerve and chivalry
set Gryffindors apart."


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Nathaniel Djinni
well thats helpful!

Yeah Terry Pratchet books do have some good insults

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