I'm ressurecting this topic.
Keyboards:
1. I was sitting in a chair typing once. I stopped and turned to get a drink of milk. And sneezed. Milk all over me and laptop. Stunk of milk thereafter.
2. Shift button popped off the new one. I hand into teacher. They say put a piece of tape on it. I do and get an email telling me I might have to pay $100 for it.
Offtopicness:
Anything that ends in 'ness' is awesome and property of me.

"If you take [a copy of] the Christian Bible and put it out in the wind and the rain, soon the paper on which the words are printed will disintegrate and the words will be gone. Our bible IS the wind and the rain." Herbalist Carol McGrath as told to her by a Native-American woman.
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NARUTO FOREVER!