Mwamba wrote:NathanielandBartimaeus (she's a microbiology major.)

And that is an eukaryotic cell. Not a microorganisms. :P
Still no worries. I am doing genetics and I am working on human cells. :D

So, who shall we vote, guys?

Luciene wrote:

Mwamba wrote:And yeah, you are overly attached girlfriend. :P I didn't know the name of the woman whose picture you put up.

I think it's more appropriate! :$

Btw it was

He seems more charismatic than Jeffree Star.

@nathanielandbartimaeus


And this seems rather obvious, but just pointing it out, if everyone decides to brutally gang up on someone change their vote, they're also welcome. Which seems rather captain obvious but I'm still going to put it out there.

I googled and that fiveoclock shadow... :S Ru would kick him out for that.

Aggron wrote:So, who shall we vote, guys?

Well no one's ballsy enough to make an accusation so imma do it.

Footstool! She hasn't been killed for like, 3 games straight.

Plus, you're too good at playing innocent. If you were a wolf, no one would ever guess.
Sorry Footstool :$

Didier wrote:

Aggron wrote:So, who shall we vote, guys?

Well no one's ballsy enough to make an accusation so imma do it.

Footstool! She hasn't been killed for like, 3 games straight.

Plus, you're too good at playing innocent. If you were a wolf, no one would ever guess.
Sorry Footstool :$

Hehe, somehow I knew this was coming. I got very lucky the last few Night Police Games...

Anyway, for what it's worth, I'm not a wolf! Why would you want to slaughter a poor, innocent stumpy immobile Footstool?

I must say, there is a nice diverse array of votes coming my way. Keep the paranoia going guys!

Why not we get back to admin lynching?

Because that has served us so well in the past?

Nero wrote:If only Nathaniel was here.

Haha yes. The fact that he hasn't been here in three years makes me kinda sad, actually.

Mwamba wrote:By the way, not to pressure you guys or anything, but I've decided whoever doesn't vote by Friday 5pm Central Time (whenever that is for your particular timezone) then I will assume you would like to vote for yourself. #evilcackle

Brilliant.

So? Footstool? Or who?

Hahaha, i was sure id be OAG. But im happy with your choice for me ;)

Aggron, i think you ought to suggest somebody yourself. <<

So apparently Mwamba has been telling Luciene the special roles. I got a PM from the latter requesting an alliance because she was told I'm the immune.

So yeah I'm out of this game :P Luciene is the snoop btw, wolves.

Way to go, CI...

If Luciene's the snoop and she snooped you then YES, Mwamba is supposed to tell her who is what.
Now you just outed the snoop and gave the wolf/wolves (how many are there btw?) a huge advantage... ^o)

Poor Luciene. Advice from a Quebecker: NEVER TRUST THE ENGLISH!!!!

Since when is the seer-type role supposed to be told anything other than "is a wolf/is not a wolf", I just looked through the whole thread and found nothing to the contrary. It's a perfectly reasonable assumption to make that there is cheating going on, especially since Luciene has told me in the past that she and Mwamba always help each other out with these games.

wrote:NEVER TRUST THE ENGLISH!!!!

Captain Internets wrote:So apparently Mwamba has been telling Luciene the special roles. I got a PM from the latter requesting an alliance because she was told I'm the immune.

So yeah I'm out of this game :P Luciene is the snoop btw, wolves.

Oh blast! My evil ways have been discovered!

...

All you have revealed are four possibilities:
1) Luciene is a wolf who attempted to lead you astray.
2) Luciene is a seer who is trying to gain an advantage for herself/every other member not a wolf.
3) Luciene is a troll.
4) You are a troll.

So are you absolutely sure you want out of the game?

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Didier wrote: wolf/wolves (how many are there btw?)

One.

Does the snoop get told a person's role, as opposed to whether or not they are a wolf. If so, where did you say that?

If a snoop inquires, yes, I will mention the role. I fail to see how that gives such an unfair advantage. Therefore, I never explicitly mentioned that during signup.

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Barring, of course, the entire role of the snoop. But since we have had that role for the past several games...

Considering that is a very significant alteration to the standard "inquiry" role, it is something that should certainly have been mentioned.

Alright For general clarification, there are four roles in this game:

1) General people
2) Wolf
3) Seer
4) Immune

In other news, great timing getting the votes in guys. Your fates shall be decided on soon.

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Welcome back! This is Mwamba! I would like to begin this evening by offering a job posting of a new custodial member. In this evening's episode, Mandrake is going to take everyone on a group date!

Captain Internets -speaks out-: Well wait just a minute, a murder happened here!

Yes, yes. But tragedies occur all the time. Besides, this is probably just a suicide.

Captain Internets: I do believe this is a murder.

Hmm, well we can discuss this together with Mr. Mandrake tonight--

Jen: I...I'm just so shaken up. I'm retiring to my room.

Sentynel: Yeah, I believe I will too.

Jen: Would you like to stay in the room with me?

Sentynel: Why certainly.

Nathanielandbartimaeus: Yeah, I'm going to just observe my samples tonight.

The host appears visibly nervous

But things about the ratings...I mean datings..we must do!

Nero: I'm going to practice the violin tonight.

Didier: I just want to rest my feet. These heels are making me ache.

Footstool: You can rest them on me in my room if you wish.

Didier: Sounds good to me.

Fuzzylobster: I'm feeling a little sick. I think those lobsters we had gave me food poisoning.

Luciene: Huzzah! Time spent alone with my man, sounds good! Guess who's getting a rose tonight unlike any of you!

Captain Internets: Now wait just a minute, aren't any of you the least worried?
FuzzyLobster and Nathanielandbartimaeus pull him aside and ask whether he is trying to get himself killed with his outspokenness. They warn him that there is a time to win Mandrake's affections, but there is a line to be tread. Footstool stretches and yawns. As she does so she stretches her arms and reveals her armpit hair. Everyone's jaw drops.

Luciene: “You!”

Footstool frowns.

Footstool: "What I no I'm...what nooooooooooo!"

Gleefully all the candidates throw Footstool into the incinerator. She screams but that only excites everyone even more. Off to the side, Mr. Mandrake looks on in amusement at the savagery of commoners. Luciene goes over to chat with the host when suddenly...

The body of Footstool does not change. She was indeed, just a commoner.

CaptainInternets looks over at Mwamba and Luciene and narrows his eyes! “They are in cahoots I tell you! This show is rigged. There is no competition to win Mandrake's heart. There's only deception and lies! That's it, I'm out of here. If you all stick here you are just going to get slaughtered!”

Captain Internets storms out of the room. The wolf smirks, for Captain Internet was the one immune person who could not have been killed. The wolf looks around the room, and decides the next to die tonight will be...

Wolf. Message me please.

Votes:
Footstool: 4
Aggron: 3
Captain Internets 1
Nero 1

Well, guys I'm not a wolf. And if you notice, last time I became a wolf, I never said that I'm not a wolf