Dear xxxxxx

This is Mwamba, host of the prominent TV series, The Bachelor. I am writing this letter to inform you that your application to join our show has been approved. Now I may mention that this season will feature the ruggedly handsome John Mandrake.



Mr Mandrake is a dashing minister who has quite a romantic side.
I know--what a heart throb. You are so close to winning his affections, but know this--the competition will be fierce. But all is fair in love an war.

Also, and I am only informing you due to liability issues, there is a rumor out there that Jane Farrar is not too pleased with this development. But I suppose this is to be expected when we deviate from the standard of choosing single men to be the bachelor. Supposedly she is going to send in a mole that will seek harm onto the candidates.

But I assure you, our candidates are well screened. And we would never allow for any potential violence on our show, especially to boost ratings. Ever.

But even such a small liability is a small price to pay when you are so close to the alluring magician himself, correct?

Please write me a letter to this return address in order to accept or decline this invitation.
--
Fellow Candidates/Rivals:
Didier
Jen
FuzzyLobster
CaptainInternets
Aggron
Luciene
nathanielandbartimaeus
Epic_Footstool
Nero
Sentynel

wat

Um.

The past few games have been rather serious in tone, therefore for a change I thought something ridiculous in order.

But if enough people protest, I suppose I can make it the villager type script.

Oh, I'm in favour of something more light-hearted, definitely. I'm just, y'know, in favour of trying not to weird out the author too much too.

I think all the NPGs should now be a continuous but episodic storyline.


We can have non-canon episodes though so yeah I'm ok with this <_<

o.o

Haha. Funny

I'm in

Alright, alright. Edited.

....

Okay. :D

So in.

yeah i'm in

I'm in

My name is LuLu LaRue and I am ready to cut all you bitches down to get to my man

^That is...hella creepy.

I totally expected this from you, Luciene. love it.

Yeah, I'm in.

Mwamba wrote:Alright, alright. Edited.

What. It was worse before?


Yeah screw it I'm in.

Nero wrote:What. It was worse before?

Yeah. It had Stroud instead of Mandrake and she was going on about how sexy he is. It was hilarious.

She'll punish us if we're mean. Plus, match making programs are hilarious.

um i've been informed numerous times that Stroud has a sense of humour about these things and he'd be flattered and cabbage, but whatevs, moving on.



I'M READY FOR MY ROSE, MR. MANDRAKE. MEET ME IN THE HOT TUB!