I'm definitely in. ^_^

In too!
Nice to see a change in the storyline Mwamba. ;)

Jen wrote:She'll punish us if we're mean. Plus, match making programs are hilarious.

May the Stroud protect you from my wrath.

And I shall be starting this later today. If there was anybody who hasn't signed up yet to join, sign now or forever miss your opportunity for true love!

Mwamba wrote:And I shall be starting this later today. If there was anybody who hasn't signed up yet to join, sign now or forever miss your opportunity for true love!

Gladstone is out of the country until the end of the week; do you want to wait in the hope he doesn't wuss out of this one?

I vote no. Because he will.

Good evening ladies and gentleman! I am the host of this show, Mwamba! Here we see the beautiful candidates after the heart of John Mandrake. Tonight, the lovely ladies and gentlemen will introduce themselves to Mister Mandrake, which he has been looking forward to so eagerly.


[Offstage voice] Ahem, Mr. Mandrake, they need to go home.
Mandrake: Pardon me?
[Offstage voice] This was not in the terms of agreement.
Mandrake: Oh bloody hell.

Well erm...stay here while each candidate will individually meet with Mr Mandrake!

[commercial break]

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Welcome back! Well, now that we have established that Mr. Mandrake is going to spend time with each of our candidates and only the candidates, we will now begin with---

[Offstage scream] HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLP HEEEEELLLLLP HEEEEEELLLLL...
-silence-

Please Excuse Me...
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Well, audience, it seems that our janitor, Gladstone, has been murdered.

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Alright! Please discuss and send in wolf votes.

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Oh, and my designated snoop is allowed to make an inquiry.

Bwahahahaha!

I'm Didier Drogba!

Wait, who's the cell?

NathanielandBartimaeus (she's a microbiology major.)

Who is this thing next to footstool, Overly attached girlfriend and the thing between Fuzzylobster and the cell?

Between fuzzy and the cell? That's me, aggron

After extensive Google searching (I am so behind on pop culture y'all), I think I get everything except what's next to Footstool.

That means I'm either the Thing or Overly Attached Girlfriend =( I wanted to be a RuPaul's drag race reject!

Anyway, I think I found a clue! Pics from the surveillance footage of Gladstone's last five minutes in the Janitor's Closet

I have some pretty nice legs. ;)

Maybe the 'thing' next to footstool is supposed to be a sentinel?

Luciene wrote:Who is this thing next to footstool, Overly attached girlfriend and the thing between Fuzzylobster and the cell?

Robot Jones, aka Sentynel.

And yeah, you are overly attached girlfriend. :P I didn't know the name of the woman whose picture you put up.

And now now Luciene, let the poor man die in peace. :P

Aww, I thought Sentynel was overly attached girlfriend, just because he was sitting next to Jen.

Ah well, I was close.

Hehe, the pictures are a nice touch. I love the footstool one - more classy than the one in my current avatar! Looks like I'm making more of an effort for Nat. ;)

If only Nathaniel was here.

By the way, not to pressure you guys or anything, but I've decided whoever doesn't vote by Friday 5pm Central Time (whenever that is for your particular timezone) then I will assume you would like to vote for yourself. #evilcackle

Mwamba wrote:And yeah, you are overly attached girlfriend. :P I didn't know the name of the woman whose picture you put up.

I think it's more appropriate! :$

Btw it was