Luciene wrote:I concur, we will have more child soldiers to send into the shipping battlefields! Even if they're literally die hard, it won't make a huge impact on our active membership count.
Can you imagine e-suicidebomber mini btfers, running around Twimom forums screaming "Death to the infidels vampires?" it would be beautiful.
And then there will be a war in which Edward Cullen as president will proclaim that the Twilight Community must invade us in order to knock down the oppressive Bartimaeus fandom where much of the fandom supported the downer ending. ("That's right. The main protagonist, Nathaniel, who we have on good evidence was very *hawt*
dies at the end. And that's not all: he never had any romances with anybody. Not Kitty. Not Jane.
Nobody. This is an abomination that must be stopped.") But of course most people can see through all the BS and know what Edward and co. really want is to invade Stroud and suck his rich creative power and his successful ability to make people laugh and not cringe when attempting humor and hope that Meyer will be able to channel his writing skills one day.
(Mwahaha, I dare you top that one Lucy. :D)
流口水的婊子和猴子的笨儿子。