Kitty lost 4ever

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Durrn Imp
Yea. cant trust anything he or Barty says.
I loved the Bartimaeus books but, like all trilogies, it was way too short.
Krim Horla
Then we can't believe any of Bartimaeus' narration is anything but a false plot device used to trick us into thinking there is some semblance of thought behind the story other than Nathaniel babbling incoherently about things he says Bartimaeus has done but he hasn't, though Bartimaeus says it just to try to back up Nathaniel, who he has obtained a new respect for; thus, we are able to speculate that, in fact, half of the Bartimaeus Trilogy did not happen. Of course, we are faced by the paradox of 'he shows he can be a liar', so that may possibility mean we're supposed to think he's not to be trusted when everything is to be trusted!

The cunning fiend.
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Sentynel One with The Other Place
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I don't believe you.

:P
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Durrn Imp
Krim wrote: Then we can't believe any of Bartimaeus' narration is anything but a false plot device used to trick us into thinking there is some semblance of thought behind the story other than Nathaniel babbling incoherently about things he says Bartimaeus has done but he hasn't, though Bartimaeus says it just to try to back up Nathaniel, who he has obtained a new respect for; thus, we are able to speculate that, in fact, half of the Bartimaeus Trilogy did not happen. Of course, we are faced by the paradox of 'he shows he can be a liar', so that may possibility mean we're supposed to think he's not to be trusted when everything is to be trusted!

The cunning fiend.
*Lower lip trembles* Im scared, Your scaring me. WAAH!!!
I loved the Bartimaeus books but, like all trilogies, it was way too short.
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Post Higher Spirit
Well, a reasonable amout of boast is false....

Qoute: I have sent Jabor spiralling t o his doom.

Ramutra did that.....
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Durrn Imp
Yea so now what!?! Btw why did you change your name Post?
I loved the Bartimaeus books but, like all trilogies, it was way too short.
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Post Higher Spirit
So, it means that the world will end tommorrow and Pirates will rule the aftermath!

And I changed mmy name in interest of continuity.
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POST! SHUT UP ABOUT BLOODY PIRATES!
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Mwamba Higher Spirit
And I'm sure in the future, Bartimaeus will claim he defeated Nouda. (He actually did do that in a post Ptolemy's Gate fanfiction)

流口水的婊子和猴子的笨儿子。
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Barti tricked Jabor into flying into Ramuthra's Other Place Rift.
He was half the force that defeated Nouda, so I don't see a problem with him saying he defeated Nouda.
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Mwamba Higher Spirit
Okay, but he still can distort things with his inflated ego. You gotta admit that.
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Oh, definitely.
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I wish Nouda had never come and Nat and Kitty had had kids that were a new breed of magicians with resistance and barti could have been like their granpa.
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There must be magicians with resistance, they just don't realise it because they always have hordes of djinn shielding them and stuff.
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Wait..Kitty becomes an old biddy type thing? :blink: I got the impression that she'd look somewhat like the heroine in Howl's Moving Castle, with silvery hair and such. Anyway, I think she'll just settle into mundanity like the rest of us and (!!)marry her childhood sweetheart, Jakob. She doesn't seem like the politician type like her manly hero was. I haven't read the books in ages so don't be harsh if I get some canonical facts wrong.
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Apocrypha Afrit
WinterTabby wrote: Wait..Kitty becomes an old biddy type thing? :blink:
That's what Barti says she would be in 50 yrs. So yea I suppose that's right seeing as she's practically 50 now.
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Ianna Marid
I don't she's an old biddy, or becomes one. Kitty is way to strong of a personality too and besides, I thought Bartimaeus was mainly goading her.

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Mwamba Higher Spirit
Yeah, Barti probably was. Goading is practically a forte of his.
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Apocrypha Afrit
I was kidding. I knew he was goading her. :D
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Mwamba Higher Spirit
Oh, I knew that Apocrypha. *gives an unconvincing smile* What? You don't believe me? *makes a run for it, seeking shelter in the spamzone*
流口水的婊子和猴子的笨儿子。

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